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  • 94 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:39am

    Not unless you returned the favor

  • 97 88
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 4, 10 at 9:02am

    It wasn't her dog.....it was her little brother....

  • 74 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:57pm

    That's strange, I heard you were fucking your dog and your girlfriend came over and licked your balls.

  • 84 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:41am

    Just because you've read something before doesn't mean it's fake...sometimes people can share similar stories. Who cares if you read one like it on fml or wherever. Get a life... If you don't think it's funny move on to the next one!

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:24am

    Fake

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:36pm

    It was funnier in the 40 year old virgin

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:47am

    Fake

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:43am

    This was funny when I heard it 6 years ago

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:09am

    In Soviet Russia, dog fucks you!

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:40am

    I would have finished. Then took the dog

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:31am

    This was on fml. Laaaaaaame

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:24am

    Laaamme

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:48am

    Fake

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:11am

    U did it doggy style

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:33pm

    Hahaha

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:49am

    How many times can this text get posted?

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:28am

    Ypull find funneir stories than this at Slowthtup.com/blog topic

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:12pm

    7 15 I doq

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:33am

    No, and it never will. It means beastiality.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by testington on Feb 4, 10 at 11:03am

    Lame, not only is this a joke straight from 40 year old Virgin, but it was already posted on this site as a "text" a few weeks back...super lame

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:24am

    In soviet Russia the girl licks the dogs balls while the dog fucks you

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:59am

    When i was in Vietnam youd lick the dogs balls

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:47pm

    Beastefelia.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:39am

    Wow. That's original. Moron.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:11pm

    9:17 WTF??!?!?!?!

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 4, 10 at 8:53am

    Hey, wiseasses, are you really so bored that the best thing you have to do with your lives is read "fake" texts and whine about them?

    • 48 50
      Submitted by bsitz on Feb 4, 10 at 10:21am

      And here you are doing basically the same exact thing...

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:13am

    That's a Larry the cable guy joke.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:07pm

    Yes dear hahahaha

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:55pm

    Fuckin nasty

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:51pm

    Bullshit

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:59pm

    Old as balls.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:43pm

    Pretty sure thats a Larry The Cable Guy joke too....

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:01am

    Sooooooo fake!!!! =/

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 10:15pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:29am

    Devils threesome with a dog...

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:12pm

    As a matter of fact this can happen to anyone. I was fucking a girl once when my on dog came up and licked my balls. Game killer you ask? Yes!

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:44am

    252 is weak as shit. This tfln is garbage. Boo

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:36am

    In Soviet Russia, couch fucks your dog-girl!

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:56am

    If there was peanut butter involved, in any way, then it is considered a 3 some

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:44am

    In soviet Russia girl has sex with dog and you film it and pit it on the Internet

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:40pm

    Dude that happed to me two and I was drunk so I was like what ever

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:56am

    40 year old virgin?

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:46am

    How the hell did one thousand people find this a good night!?

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:40pm

    I'm sorry :(

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:17pm

    My dog came up to me an licked my balls, so I returned the favor!!

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:15pm

    Ok who wants to deport all the soviet Russians and proceed to nuke that country full of cocksucking retards

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:50pm

    So basically, you're saying that if something happens to one person, it can never happen again in this whole world? You youngins have a lot to learn.

  • 49 80
    Submitted by XKXIXNXDX on Feb 20, 10 at 2:26am

    Dog was lickin my hip at one point...

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:05pm

    Twss

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:07pm

    My fav that's soo awesome

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:12pm

    Fake

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:24am

    yes

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:02pm

    Yes,yes it does.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:36am

    Siicckkkkkkk.

  • 36 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:03am

    Funny as shit