Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Not unless you returned the favor
It was funnier in the 40 year old virgin
Just because you've read something before doesn't mean it's fake...sometimes people can share similar stories. Who cares if you read one like it on fml or wherever. Get a life... If you don't think it's funny move on to the next one!
It wasn't her dog.....it was her little brother....
That's strange, I heard you were fucking your dog and your girlfriend came over and licked your balls.
When i was in Vietnam youd lick the dogs balls
That's a Larry the cable guy joke.
How many times can this text get posted?
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In Soviet Russia, dog fucks you!
I would have finished. Then took the dog
Old as balls.
This was funny when I heard it 6 years ago
Yes dear hahahaha
Hey, wiseasses, are you really so bored that the best thing you have to do with your lives is read "fake" texts and whine about them?
And here you are doing basically the same exact thing...
As a matter of fact this can happen to anyone. I was fucking a girl once when my on dog came up and licked my balls. Game killer you ask? Yes!
U did it doggy style
Lame, not only is this a joke straight from 40 year old Virgin, but it was already posted on this site as a "text" a few weeks back...super lame
My dog came up to me an licked my balls, so I returned the favor!!
No, and it never will. It means beastiality.
In soviet Russia the girl licks the dogs balls while the dog fucks you
This was on fml. Laaaaaaame
Wow. That's original. Moron.
If there was peanut butter involved, in any way, then it is considered a 3 some
7 15 I doq
Dog was lickin my hip at one point...
My fav that's soo awesome
Sooooooo fake!!!! =/
Pretty sure thats a Larry The Cable Guy joke too....
40 year old virgin?
Devils threesome with a dog...
In Soviet Russia, couch fucks your dog-girl!
I'm sorry :(
Ok who wants to deport all the soviet Russians and proceed to nuke that country full of cocksucking retards
252 is weak as shit. This tfln is garbage. Boo
In soviet Russia girl has sex with dog and you film it and pit it on the Internet
So basically, you're saying that if something happens to one person, it can never happen again in this whole world? You youngins have a lot to learn.
Dude that happed to me two and I was drunk so I was like what ever
How the hell did one thousand people find this a good night!?
Yes,yes it does.
Funny as shit