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  • 73 53
    Submitted by manscoy on Apr 10, 10 at 4:41pm

    Whatever happened to the wearing of a sock??

    • 45 59
      Submitted by UCF06 on Apr 10, 10 at 5:44pm

      Who needs a sock? It's called sunscreen!

      • 42 65
        Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 10, 10 at 9:38pm

        On your dick? Seems like the beginning of a wonderful infection.

  • 81 69
    Submitted by wildcat2010 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:22pm

    Who cares if a guy has a white ass? It's not going to change his performance or his personality or his face or body shape

    • 51 52
      Submitted by heyoh on Apr 10, 10 at 5:37pm

      But it looks better. Funny how you don't even think to mention appearance.

      • 37 71
        Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 10, 10 at 9:36pm

        I don't think so. But of course, I'm really pale.

  • 76 67
    Submitted by klangford on Apr 11, 10 at 12:49am

    Sunburn must be secret code word for herpes

  • 59 52
    Submitted by jenny_louise23 on Apr 11, 10 at 4:53am

    How does that happen? tanning bed?

  • 58 68
    Submitted by kara420 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:09pm

    how the fuck do u get a sunburned dick. where a fucking swimsuit in the sun or tanning bed whatever

  • 50 57
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:02pm

    hahahaha poor guy :/ no jackin off either.. wat a bummer

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 10, 10 at 8:35pm

    That's what sunscreen is for lol

  • 52 63
    Submitted by lovinit615 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:31pm

    reppin' it, 615

  • 49 65
    Submitted by biancalofton on Apr 12, 10 at 12:24pm

    Substitute aloe Vera for lotion ;)

  • 46 61
    Submitted by sexyperuvian711 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:00am

    That's messed up

  • 60 91
    Submitted by penislover on Apr 10, 10 at 8:23pm

    I like fat cock in my tight butt hole

  • 45 66
    Submitted by jped6 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:25pm

    you cant sunburn your dick. i asked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 4:13pm

    I commend you for trying to get an even tan. Who the fuck wants to have sex with a tanned guy with a white ass? Nobody. 1 color please.

    • 45 49
      Submitted by susan456 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:08am

      this kind of thinking is why people have less sex. When your appearance, or attempt to make it more appealing, leads to no sex, well that's just no good. In the end, what is undeniably more desirable is a guy on top of you than not.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Aaron24tn on Apr 10, 10 at 5:38pm

    Ahh my Nashville! How I miss the 615.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by tupac3 on Apr 10, 10 at 7:12pm

    I wonder how tht happened. Jk Not really u no wat I'm sayin

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Zmurfette on Apr 11, 10 at 12:34am

    Ya its called 'where the sun don't shine' 4 a reason!! Get a can of solarcaine 4 yer morning wood