He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Whatever happened to the wearing of a sock??
Who needs a sock? It's called sunscreen!
On your dick? Seems like the beginning of a wonderful infection.
Who cares if a guy has a white ass? It's not going to change his performance or his personality or his face or body shape
But it looks better. Funny how you don't even think to mention appearance.
I don't think so. But of course, I'm really pale.
Substitute aloe Vera for lotion ;)
How does that happen? tanning bed?
Sunburn must be secret code word for herpes
reppin' it, 615
hahahaha poor guy :/ no jackin off either.. wat a bummer
I wonder how tht happened. Jk Not really u no wat I'm sayin
how the fuck do u get a sunburned dick. where a fucking swimsuit in the sun or tanning bed whatever
I like fat cock in my tight butt hole
Ahh my Nashville! How I miss the 615.
That's messed up
I commend you for trying to get an even tan. Who the fuck wants to have sex with a tanned guy with a white ass? Nobody. 1 color please.
this kind of thinking is why people have less sex. When your appearance, or attempt to make it more appealing, leads to no sex, well that's just no good. In the end, what is undeniably more desirable is a guy on top of you than not.
That's what sunscreen is for lol
you cant sunburn your dick. i asked.
Ya its called 'where the sun don't shine' 4 a reason!! Get a can of solarcaine 4 yer morning wood