I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Lol..glad I'm a woman
10:43 lol nice
Old men use Viagra because old women are ugly.
bang out some cock pushups while you are at it
Can't you easily take care of that?
that's why old women give their husbands viagra.
I know the feeling. :(
Did you give up masturbation for lent or something? Don't worry your body will get of that semen. Just be prepared to change your sheets when you wake up in the morning.
You can take care of that, can't you?
New definition of shameful...
I had no idea guys came with an anti rollover device...
Jerk it or go poke something.
I hate when that happens
Hell yes Suffolk county!
happy to share the area code bro<3
Just like a human kick stand-sorry bro
i doubt it limp dick