I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Lol..glad I'm a woman
10:43 lol nice
Old men use Viagra because old women are ugly.
bang out some cock pushups while you are at it
that's why old women give their husbands viagra.
Can't you easily take care of that?
I know the feeling. :(
happy to share the area code bro<3
Did you give up masturbation for lent or something? Don't worry your body will get of that semen. Just be prepared to change your sheets when you wake up in the morning.
You can take care of that, can't you?
I hate when that happens
Jerk it or go poke something.
New definition of shameful...
Hell yes Suffolk county!
I had no idea guys came with an anti rollover device...
i doubt it limp dick
Just like a human kick stand-sorry bro