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  • 98 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:06pm

    If someone makes a soviet Russia joke out of this, I'll kill you

  • 91 65
    Submitted by Boxy on Feb 12, 10 at 8:45pm

    I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish...but Paris Hilton is the biggest drunken slut of all time. OF ALL TIME!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:24pm

    You're disgusting. This isn't even funny

  • Submitted by TxOilFields87 on Feb 12, 10 at 12:47pm

    Joke or no joke... that is just fucking gross. Why are people proud of being tramps? Quit being a waste of life you tools.

    • 67 87
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 13, 10 at 12:30am

      Just because she's getting laid more than you are doesn't mean you need to be bitter about it.

      • 60 72
        Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 1:37pm

        once again i am going to have to agree with you herschel lol

  • 85 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:29pm

    I hope you're happy with your loose pussy

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:37pm

    Fucking epic!!

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Goldilocks on Feb 12, 10 at 10:08pm

    How is this not funny? It's one of the best I have ever read. Congrats on being STD free!

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:05pm

    Getting a clean STD test is a pretty amazing feeling

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:23pm

    Soviet Russian is a nerd

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Devil_Town on Feb 13, 10 at 4:35am

    this is longer then 156 characters.. just saying.

    • 58 70
      Submitted by Devil_Town on Feb 16, 10 at 4:09am

      look at it and you can tell. and Microsoft word will count it for you.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:00pm

    Wow ur a dirty nig slut

  • 72 70
    Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 1:35pm

    Honestly this the the funniest one I have read so far haha. And why are you people so effing serious on here? Honestly get off your high horses and get the fuck over it

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:45am

    Hahahahahah

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:16pm

    SOOOO true 11 19

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:41pm

    Sti

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:53pm

    In Soviet Russia, you're still a whore.

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:11pm

    In Soviet Russia jokes kill you!!

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:08pm

    Awwww, white girls....

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Tour18 on Feb 12, 10 at 12:55pm

    I LOVE SLUTS!!!

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:57pm

    Congrats! I used to consider myself a "classy hoe" (I changed my wayswhen I met my fiancée) and I just want to say that women are freer to make their own sexual escapades and there is nothing wrong with it. We have sexual desires too. Rock on horny women!

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:08pm

    It never ceases to amaze me all the people that are so moral and uptight but still spend their free time xmmenting on this site

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:10pm

    *commenting

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 3:20am

    Bravo!!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:58pm

    I love this woman, dirty dirty, I love her!!!

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:23am

    Amen sista

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:49pm

    Ewww she must be as loose as a chimney

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:32pm

    In Soviet Russia there are no clean STD tests

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:02pm

    Gross

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:40am

    More about whores having meaningless sex thinking it's ok thank god the world willl be gone in 100 years or so thanks to people like this

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:49pm

    In Soviet Russia STD test tanks you for being clean.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:09pm

    Hey 12:49- it's 'facepalm' if you're going to sound like a dumbass atleast get it right And this is the beat text ever :)

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:48pm

    4:35... You counted?

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:00am

    The person who wrote this is a slut, and any guys tht like this is a desperate nerd and iff ur gunna send a chain message don't make it sound like one

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:27pm

    Hoooooker:)

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Goalie001 on Aug 13, 10 at 10:43am

    What do rent out your vagina to people

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:16pm

    11 10 *

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:50pm

    Ewww

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:41am

    Why the Fuck are people talking about STD's in Soviet Russia

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:41pm

    Whore

  • 60 84
    Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 12, 10 at 7:38pm

    congrats, youre a dumb dirty slut.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:55pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:41pm

    Does this include the "Sri"

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:20pm

    To 2:54- you know the iPhone does have a copy paste option.

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 6:14pm

    Iggnorate slut.

    • 62 86
      Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 1:38pm

      ha if you're going to insult somebody learn how to spell first idiot

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:25pm

    In America all Russians have aids

  • 50 71
    Submitted by burrrrrrrrgirl on Feb 12, 10 at 9:09pm

    i feeel the same way. im so happy i have support on my sexual conquests. thanks for putting it in words!! haaa

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:46am

    Wow some people are so serious. If you can't handle it bdint read it. Fuck spark up

  • 52 78
    Submitted by briar_angel on Feb 13, 10 at 12:49am

    Welcome to the youth of America....*sigh* I can't believe these are the people who'll be running the world in 20 years....*palmface*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:14pm

    I hope you get aids

    • 60 68
      Submitted by miamor671 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:09am

      rude!! why would you wish that upon anyone?!?! Dick

  • 32 41
    Submitted by mesodeal on May 5, 11 at 9:58pm

    :)

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:59am

    This shit is hysterical, legit text or not. I couldn't have said it better!! And...I'm framing that shot myself.

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:54pm

    I hope this was a mass text cus it would be a pain to type this for every guys in your phone...

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:36pm

    I guess ppl are missing the Clueless reference

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:33pm

    All nigg ers have the HIV

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 6:50pm

    I would like to point out that this is to long to be a text

    • 55 77
      Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 12, 10 at 7:42pm

      I doubt if even 20% of these texts are legit. Most seem like 12 year olds with nothing better to do.

  • 55 91
    Submitted by brandonAa on May 2, 10 at 1:39am

    In soviet russia you dont get STD, STD get you.

  • 57 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:06pm

    Nice dude

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:32pm

    Awesome.

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:47pm

    Maraige material? I think so

    • 54 69
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 12, 10 at 12:56pm

      Too bad you're not. It's 'marriage'

  • 26 40
    Submitted by HOTFUZZMURPHY on Dec 13, 11 at 5:52am

    Hi-five!

  • 33 54
    Submitted by pajust on May 13, 11 at 8:31pm

    Our future, ladies and gentleman.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:50pm

    A black ape did Not type this

  • 35 64
    Submitted by castrodela on May 6, 11 at 2:52pm

    It's not funny, it's hilarious