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  • In soviet Russia masterbation problem helps you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:43pm
  • I understand completely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Masturbation "problems" are when preteen boys don't want Mommy knowing they touch their no-no spot. Grow up.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Feb 4, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Represent Harco

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:00pm
  • This is fukn stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:54am
  • I think we can all agree with this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:19pm
  • Dear 1:06, it's nice to see you were so excited to post your racist bull shit that you spelled "of" instead of "off"...way to show you're the superior race;-) P.s. I hope if you read this I didn't take up too much of your time. I'm sure you'd like to get back to blaming others for your pathetic life. Happy black history month!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:23pm
  • Masturbation is wonderful--do NOT knock it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:26pm
  • Represent HoCo

    Submitted by RavensRule97 on Feb 4, 10 at 3:09pm
  • First modafuckaaaas!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:45pm
  • That is why when the snow storm first rolls in you invite a chick over for movies and hot chocolate, then you stall her til her car is buried in snow then she has to stay there... After a while she'll get bored and you can F*ck her. :D -Spritzer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:10pm
  • Wooohooo MD!! bring on the 40 inches of snow!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:56pm
  • My little sister walked in on me jacking it when the power was out once, she turned on a flashlight on me just in time to see me cum. Some hit her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 10:51pm
  • If u have any comments for the soviet russian๎š u can email his sexy ass at hungsoviet@sovietrussia.gov

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:57pm
  • I feel you...during winter break 2 I wanked like 9 times

    Submitted by timhenzel5 on Mar 12, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Lmao!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:47pm
  • Hurray for winter... - - Can some1 hand me my gun?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Yeaa Md. Brutal snow storm has fukd up my weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:20am
  • In soviet Russia, we got owned by Afghanistan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:05pm
  • What up Maryland lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:58pm
  • Screw soviet Russia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:21pm
  • In soviet Russia, you help snow storms masturbation problems...first here too bitch!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Totally know what you mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:44pm
  • Harcooooooo!!!! 24 inches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Soviet Russian is badass! Here in the south we use blacks as laborers. (If we can get them of the couch and out of the welfare lines)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Ughhh so true!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:35am
  • In soviet Russia you use the blacks as shovels - Soviet Russian ๎š

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:56pm