So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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In soviet Russia masterbation problem helps you!!
This is fukn stupid
Masturbation "problems" are when preteen boys don't want Mommy knowing they touch their no-no spot. Grow up.
That is why when the snow storm first rolls in you invite a chick over for movies and hot chocolate, then you stall her til her car is buried in snow then she has to stay there... After a while she'll get bored and you can F*ck her. :D
Dear 1:06, it's nice to see you were so excited to post your racist bull shit that you spelled "of" instead of "off"...way to show you're the superior race;-)
P.s. I hope if you read this I didn't take up too much of your time. I'm sure you'd like to get back to blaming others for your pathetic life. Happy black history month!
I understand completely
I think we can all agree with this...
Masturbation is wonderful--do NOT knock it
My little sister walked in on me jacking it when the power was out once, she turned on a flashlight on me just in time to see me cum. Some hit her.
Wooohooo MD!! bring on the 40 inches of snow!!!
If u have any comments for the soviet russian
u can email his sexy ass at email@example.com
I feel you...during winter break 2 I wanked like 9 times
Yeaa Md. Brutal snow storm has fukd up my weekend
In soviet Russia, we got owned by Afghanistan.
Hurray for winter... - - Can some1 hand me my gun?
What up Maryland lol
Screw soviet Russia
In soviet Russia, you help snow storms masturbation problems...first here too bitch!!!
Totally know what you mean
Harcooooooo!!!! 24 inches
Soviet Russian is badass! Here in the south we use blacks as laborers. (If we can get them of the couch and out of the welfare lines)
Ughhh so true!!
In soviet Russia you use the blacks as shovels
- Soviet Russian