You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 63 46
    Submitted by Farside on Jan 30, 10 at 1:10pm
    Reply Report

    That sounds like a great birthday present.

  • 52 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:09pm
    Reply Report

    It's my birthday too! I have yet to receive a present from you (919)...

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:52pm
    Reply Report

    456 nc is a dominitly black populated state you stupid fuck

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:59pm
    Reply Report

    In capitalist America the vagina plays with you

  • 45 41
    Submitted by angel4u185 on Jan 30, 10 at 8:29pm
    Reply Report

    Silly 919! People from Carteret County don't get sex!

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:09pm
    Reply Report

    Yes

  • 38 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:15am
    Reply Report

    Lol the best

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:07pm
    Reply Report

    Or a dildo

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:45pm
    Reply Report

    Nice NC

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:15pm
    Reply Report

    Awesome gift I do admit

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:10pm
    Reply Report

    Haha ???

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:23pm
    Reply Report

    In soviet russia birthday present have fun playing with you!

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:35am
    Reply Report

    8:37.. Thankyou. Made my day.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:34am
    Reply Report

    good

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:15pm
    Reply Report

    In NC, you have a ton of super hot white girls and a ton of well-hung black guys, like me, who fuck them because the white boys in NC are losers like John Edwards

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:11pm
    Reply Report

    First fuckers

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:44pm
    Reply Report

    Dominant*. It's spelled dominant you dumb fuck.

  • 27 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:37pm
    Reply Report

    @5:52- ACTUALLY the population of NC is 74% white and only 22% black. So unless you are talking about K-town then you're the dumb fucker! Check the real facts next time before the rest of us give you a Darwin award and take away your right to procreate! Go back to school! Clearly you haven't even learned simple spelling yet either! Little sshit!!

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:52am
    Reply Report

    To 9:15 thats sadly tru, im venezuelan, aka really fucking tan. And i get white girl pussy all day everday when my white friends complain about the dark ones takin ova. Chocolate-dark chocolate: rules

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:48pm
    Reply Report

    Plus, in this context, it would be predominant

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:47pm
    Reply Report

    Is this the same soviet Russia guy or a new one?

  • 23 18
    Submitted by MsRidiculousness on Dec 15, 10 at 9:29pm
    Reply Report

    Haha the first time me and my best guy friend had sex was on his birthday also.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:41pm
    Reply Report

    Best gift EVER

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:05pm
    Reply Report

    Lol 1:59 :)

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:56pm
    Reply Report

    NC white trash at it's finest.

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:29am
    Reply Report

    I currently live in the 919 and just moved from the 252 lol

    • 27 31
      Submitted by sexcsarah on Feb 26, 10 at 10:50pm
      Reply Report

      That's crazy me too. :)

  • 20 34
    Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 12, 10 at 1:08am
    Reply Report

    was your present part of the cake?

Cracked IndieClick Humor