It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Blowies? Never heard it called that before...
just wait until you realize that he told you he had herpes and you didn't understand
I am against calling women sluts, but come on!
Is that a reference to 'Arrested Development?' 'Cuz if so, you get a point from me!
HOW DARE YOU!! SHE'S A NICE LADY!!
You're a whore. You're not cute. Stop.
I'M A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE
You suck dick at talking about blow jobs
I deep throat like no one's business...I love giving blow jobs
As a man, I don't call it a "blowie", "blowjob", or even "getting head". I refer to it as MANDITORY!
Which means you've never had it. And its mandatory.
Blowjob=good night in my book
Hmmm...off topic, but 7:39, "blowjob" is a noun. Adjectives are descriptive words.
U must be really skanky if ur bragging about this.
11:44 your a fucking idiot trying to look smart correcting grammer on a tfln. You're not cool so shut the fuck up you dumbass
I like the term blowie.
"blowies" = good night ... "blowies" with no awkward conversation afterwards = epic
Blowies is so fucking childish. You suck dick, why try to be cute about it
What a slut
Just realized this was from my area code... Sounds like the whore on my floor @smu haha
Geez---you people need to lighten up! He's hot, hung, and foreign; she's horny to blow him.
What's that one song about pants on the ground??
Eat my cock
Good point 623
Your a blowjob
In soviet russia the international language is "ich tün vïēth"
No you are a blowjob
LOL blowies. Reminds me of a child talking about a balloon or something. Nothing sexual besides titties should end with -ies.
Quesca cest un "blowie"
12:36 Maybe you suck, at sucking dick. You gotta make it dry. Dry like sandpaper.and use TONS of teeth.
In sunny Florida, old people don't speak English if they're from Miami.
BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER
I swear I know this girl. Or someone exactly like. It's women like this that make the 50's seem like not a bad idea.
It's cool. It's men like you that make straight girls bi.
Don't say blowie you fuckin 6th grader
8:40 It is a verb too. It's an action.
8:58 luv u 2.
Hey! You're a whore!
WTF is a blowie? You sound like a five year old. Who would even want to get one from you?
It was a sad day when I realized not all bjs are amazing, sounds like you may be part of the female population fucking that up.
I love sucking dick! I thought about doing this to a few of our Guatemalan dish washers
And this isnt funny op
I love how most of this is a grammar battle.
This is one reason we black guys LOVE white girls.
All I can say to that is that in Australia, Blowies means blowflies. Yuck. Also, buzz?
It's called a blowjob dumb ass, you're too young to be sucking penis if you can't even use the right Adjective
To 12:41) you are right! Dry, sandpaper and all the teeth you still have if you live in the trailer park.
Then and only then, id be making a regular deposit daily in the back of your dentists nightmare. Skeet skeet
Now my cock is hard and wants to have a blow job. anyone available?
7:58 thanks I try
It's all said and done
Who said it was a chick....(501)
How do u speak when your blowin
I want to meet you then MEAT you! I've had at least 1,000 B-J's. Only had three I can remember that made me cum. I can ALWAYS make you cum at least two times before I come close to dropping dead babies on the sheets. Not a looser. Sale Real Estate. Own a couple of homes. Have a nice car. Single. Only thirty.... How do we get together (902)???
It doesn't matter if this site posts funny txts anymore because it's still gonna suck dick
Suck dick <3
7:45 is correct and very clever but in all honesty one or more persons is getting a blowjob so the man in me had to vote this a good night.
623 makes a good point
10:21 your an idiot you think it's possible to "blowjob" someone. No you give a blowjob which makes it a noun fucktard go pass 4th grade
My kind of slut then
Well well 1:08..... Were are you? I may blow too. We could create a storm system.... I preffer licking nice shaved pink wet tight VG's but what's on ur mind? And where are yu?
I do blow too guys:D baloooo
International language of: Whore.
Why does my boyfriend not want blow jobs from me?