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  • 67 8
    Submitted by This_Nigga on Feb 6, 10 at 10:28pm
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    just wait until you realize that he told you he had herpes and you didn't understand

  • 55 9
    Submitted by Brendomination on Feb 6, 10 at 6:08pm
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    Blowies? Never heard it called that before...

  • 59 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:09pm
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    Blowies is so fucking childish. You suck dick, why try to be cute about it

  • 44 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:57pm
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    I am against calling women sluts, but come on!

    • 10 10
      Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Feb 6, 10 at 11:06pm
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      Is that a reference to 'Arrested Development?' 'Cuz if so, you get a point from me!

  • 46 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:27pm
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    rapies

    • 7 9
      Submitted by stc on Feb 6, 10 at 9:09pm
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      LMAO

    • 9 7
      Submitted by StephanBotha on Feb 7, 10 at 5:25am
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      Legend

  • 37 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:54pm
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    Blow-J's yay!

  • 32 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:41am
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    12:36 Maybe you suck, at sucking dick. You gotta make it dry. Dry like sandpaper.and use TONS of teeth.

  • 30 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:40pm
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    Hmmm...off topic, but 7:39, "blowjob" is a noun. Adjectives are descriptive words.

  • 31 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:37am
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    HOW DARE YOU!! SHE'S A NICE LADY!!

  • 25 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:58pm
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    7:45 is correct and very clever but in all honesty one or more persons is getting a blowjob so the man in me had to vote this a good night.

  • 32 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:43pm
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    You're a whore. You're not cute. Stop.

  • 20 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:56pm
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    I love how most of this is a grammar battle.

  • 24 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:45pm
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    You suck dick at talking about blow jobs

  • 21 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:28pm
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    Hahahahaha lol

  • 20 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:38pm
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    I'M A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE

  • 20 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:46pm
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    Blowjob=good night in my book

  • 17 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:26am
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    Geez---you people need to lighten up! He's hot, hung, and foreign; she's horny to blow him.

  • 15 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:30pm
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    "blowies" = good night ... "blowies" with no awkward conversation afterwards = epic

  • 19 14
    Submitted by kingofavery on Feb 6, 10 at 6:13pm
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    hali represent!

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:32pm
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    11:44 your a fucking idiot trying to look smart correcting grammer on a tfln. You're not cool so shut the fuck up you dumbass

  • 12 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:43am
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    Good point 623

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:57pm
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    No you are a blowjob

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:44pm
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    10:21 your an idiot you think it's possible to "blowjob" someone. No you give a blowjob which makes it a noun fucktard go pass 4th grade

  • 17 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:40pm
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    902!! Holla'

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:33am
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    I love sucking dick! I thought about doing this to a few of our Guatemalan dish washers

  • 16 12
    Submitted by JosephStalin on Feb 6, 10 at 6:18pm
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    so true

  • 13 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:29pm
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    I like the term blowie.

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 5:58am
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    Perv

  • 13 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:24am
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    International language of: Whore.

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:57am
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    In soviet russia the international language is "ich tün vïēth"

  • 16 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:22am
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    As a man, I don't call it a "blowie", "blowjob", or even "getting head". I refer to it as MANDITORY!

    • 7 7
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 8, 10 at 10:42pm
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      Which means you've never had it. And its mandatory.

  • 13 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:24pm
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    U must be really skanky if ur bragging about this.

  • 11 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:34am
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    In sunny Florida, old people don't speak English if they're from Miami.

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:22am
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    Fucking whore

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:24am
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    Onision!!!!

  • 14 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:07pm
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    What's that one song about pants on the ground??

  • 11 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 8:12am
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    WTF is a blowie? You sound like a five year old. Who would even want to get one from you?

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Admire on Feb 7, 10 at 6:46am
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    Just realized this was from my area code... Sounds like the whore on my floor @smu haha

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:08am
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    What a slut

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:39pm
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    It's all said and done

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:35am
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    Don't say blowie you fuckin 6th grader

  • 10 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:29am
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    LOL blowies. Reminds me of a child talking about a balloon or something. Nothing sexual besides titties should end with -ies.

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:53am
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    I deep throat like no one's business...I love giving blow jobs

  • 10 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:44am
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    And this isnt funny op

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:38pm
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    BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:21pm
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    Poop

  • 13 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:50pm
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    Suck dick <3

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:35pm
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    Eat my cock

  • 12 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:52am
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    It was a sad day when I realized not all bjs are amazing, sounds like you may be part of the female population fucking that up.

  • 10 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:25am
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    First.

  • 14 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:41pm
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    Hey! You're a whore!

  • 10 10
    Submitted by Mayanhist on Feb 7, 10 at 4:32am
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    I swear I know this girl. Or someone exactly like. It's women like this that make the 50's seem like not a bad idea.

    • 6 5
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 8, 10 at 10:43pm
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      It's cool. It's men like you that make straight girls bi.

  • 10 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:08am
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    I do blow too guys:D baloooo

  • 12 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:37pm
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    Hola!

  • 12 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:36am
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    Why does my boyfriend not want blow jobs from me?

  • 10 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:51pm
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    Your a blowjob

  • 10 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:30pm
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    7:58 thanks I try

  • 8 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:35pm
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    Quesca cest un "blowie" Gord

  • 10 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:08am
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    To 12:41) you are right! Dry, sandpaper and all the teeth you still have if you live in the trailer park. Then and only then, id be making a regular deposit daily in the back of your dentists nightmare. Skeet skeet Now my cock is hard and wants to have a blow job. anyone available?

  • 10 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:21pm
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    8:40 It is a verb too. It's an action.

  • 18 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:39pm
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    It's called a blowjob dumb ass, you're too young to be sucking penis if you can't even use the right Adjective

  • 8 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:33am
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    My kind of slut then

  • 9 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:12am
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    Well well 1:08..... Were are you? I may blow too. We could create a storm system.... I preffer licking nice shaved pink wet tight VG's but what's on ur mind? And where are yu?

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:48am
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    Who said it was a chick....(501)

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:33pm
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    8:58 luv u 2.

  • 6 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:40am
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    It doesn't matter if this site posts funny txts anymore because it's still gonna suck dick

  • 7 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:23am
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    How do u speak when your blowin

  • 6 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:43am
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    623 makes a good point

  • 10 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:58pm
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    This is one reason we black guys LOVE white girls.

  • 8 15
    Submitted by First on Feb 6, 10 at 10:23pm
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    First

  • 11 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:03am
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    I want to meet you then MEAT you! I've had at least 1,000 B-J's. Only had three I can remember that made me cum. I can ALWAYS make you cum at least two times before I come close to dropping dead babies on the sheets. Not a looser. Sale Real Estate. Own a couple of homes. Have a nice car. Single. Only thirty.... How do we get together (902)???