I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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How do you know the budwiesers were even stolen?
b/c i didn't have any Budweiser that night. I drank my own vodka.
Now you'll be safe when the zombies come
i woke up with: random object 1, random object 2, etc. = automatic post on this site
Only nigs steal!
Yeah please be real!!! I'm grabbing my guns loading my truck and heading to the mall to set up my outpost! Then I'm heading to bass pro shop to get tactical gear more guns and bullets!!!! Bring it on Zland!!!! Ahahahaha
Can I marry this girl?
Hahahaha we'll see. I think we need to go on at least one date first!
How would you know if those things were stolen?
B/c none of them were mine. I brought vodka to that party and somehow i ended up with more than that.
Best book to ever steal. Looks like you're a smart drunk. We need to party together.
What a woman! Glad to see she had her priorities right.
Suck a big, black penis, so as to be sure
Y do blacks steal so much ?? And smell ??
I have the zombie survival guide!!!
I had the zombie survival guide til some drunk whore stole it!
Oh northern Michigan how do I love thee...
Hey this in my area! Who dis?
Ha. I'll just say I from Northern Michigan and I go to Ferris. lol
Please let me suck your pretty, pink clit
Extra bucks! Hahaha
Niggs steal everything. And then they get mad when you watch them. Greasy apes!
Traverse city much? I love living here
Yeah Muskegon aka ske town
Please tell me this is legit.
oh yes. i am quite proud of myself. I had to leave out some stuff to send it all, too! lol
Who steals stuff written by max Brooks? Hint: I do SNL FTW!!!
Only in northern Michigan.
try very very not. i have pics to prove it....unfortunately.
First to say first!!!!!!!!