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  • And the lord said you gotta rise up!

    Submitted by Phys on May 17, 10 at 11:51am
  • Awkwardest: op is an altar boy

    Submitted by blargmeansno on May 18, 10 at 4:09pm
  • lol yeah I know how that goes.. especially if your wearing dress pants and the pastor randomly decides to make everyone stand

    Submitted by fd1 on May 17, 10 at 11:26am
  • Hahaha try getting one when u need to give a speech at graduation. Hahahaha

    Submitted by bdash22 on May 17, 10 at 3:14pm
  • That is definent homo right there

    Submitted by lightsout on May 20, 10 at 3:25pm
  • leave some room in there for jesus

    Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 3:20pm
  • u must be jewish

    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on May 17, 10 at 11:13am
  • What the hell made that happen in a church

    Submitted by estelle on May 17, 10 at 10:05pm
    • i dunno, my dong just randomly decided to make its presence known

      Submitted by Fredski on May 18, 10 at 11:56am
  • Hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Even more awkward: the op is a priest.

    Submitted by anon33 on May 17, 10 at 11:58am
  • yeah it would be nice to rub one out, but the fact your at church ruins the mentality in all of that "pleasure" you're suppose to receive lol.\n\nall you think about is either abcs or I hope no ones looking\n\nfredski, I try the whole put my hand in my pocket and grab it lol but dress pants ate so thin and one hand can't cover it all, you still see most if the tip on the side.. it's great at job interviews

    Submitted by fd1 on May 17, 10 at 2:50pm
  • hahahaha hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 11:16am
  • Haha. I've given a guy one of those.... And a math class one... And a movie theater one. Just in general my boobs get guys hard.

    Submitted by RozBoBoz on May 17, 10 at 9:22pm
  • Oh awesome. Lol

    Submitted by SoldiersWife14 on May 17, 10 at 1:45pm
  • Clearly you are going to Hell.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 17, 10 at 12:05pm
    • With all the dumb shit I've done, I doubt this is the thing sending me to hell. I've been on the express bus to hell since fourth grade haha

      Submitted by Fredski on May 17, 10 at 1:13pm
  • Wasn't the first time that Jesus raised the dead!

    Submitted by Turbowang on May 19, 10 at 9:00pm
  • imagine getting head during your grad speech

    Submitted by fd1 on May 19, 10 at 7:32pm
  • I hope ur not a priest

    Submitted by thezuchster on May 18, 10 at 1:16am
  • bdash22, could you imagine getting head during your graduation speech ? :) yeah I mean it's not big with just the boner you can hide that with your gown aha. but getting head during your speech is epic.

    Submitted by fd1 on May 18, 10 at 10:05am
  • That's a holy place....how could you!

    Submitted by Megzii on May 18, 10 at 1:05am
  • Hahah phy

    Submitted by PARIStokyo on May 17, 10 at 8:29pm
  • 12 o'clock tuck ftw

    Submitted by Philbertt on May 23, 10 at 2:46am
  • don't let the priest see it.....

    Submitted by jasboo on May 17, 10 at 1:00pm
  • Naaaa. God looked down upon thee and said, "let this man have a hard on!" And so it was. It was your duty to do God's will and bang the sister virgin Mary. Having failed you will burn in hell for disobeying him.

    Submitted by visage on May 17, 10 at 5:52pm
  • I could build a cathedral with all the church wood I've had

    Submitted by Drunktext on May 18, 10 at 7:29am
  • You were just using your boner to show all the fellow church goers where god lives. Nothing wrong with being a good citizen. Ha

    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on May 17, 10 at 12:49pm
  • Someone sent this text??? Hahaha

    Submitted by MandatoryPants on May 18, 10 at 3:30am
  • Hey, as long as you're sitting in your own pew, this is perfectly acceptable.

    Submitted by Herschel on May 18, 10 at 3:27am
  • Just made a facebook page a few days ago called Inconvienient Boners. You clearly need to join.

    Submitted by irishdude10 on May 18, 10 at 12:02pm
  • This was me. And yeah FD1, that's pretty much what happened hahaha

    Submitted by Fredski on May 17, 10 at 11:36am
  • First time I orgasm was in a church

    Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 8:55pm
  • Some choir girls are hot!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 17, 10 at 12:07pm
  • This happens to me ALL THE TIME.

    Submitted by Corvus on Oct 21, 10 at 9:14pm
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