Church boner. Awkwardddd
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And the lord said you gotta rise up!
Awkwardest: op is an altar boy
lol yeah I know how that goes.. especially if your wearing dress pants and the pastor randomly decides to make everyone stand
That is definent homo right there
Hahaha try getting one when u need to give a speech at graduation. Hahahaha
leave some room in there for jesus
Even more awkward: the op is a priest.
What the hell made that happen in a church
i dunno, my dong just randomly decided to make its presence known
u must be jewish
yeah it would be nice to rub one out, but the fact your at church ruins the mentality in all of that "pleasure" you're suppose to receive lol.\n\nall you think about is either abcs or I hope no ones looking\n\nfredski, I try the whole put my hand in my pocket and grab it lol but dress pants ate so thin and one hand can't cover it all, you still see most if the tip on the side.. it's great at job interviews
Haha. I've given a guy one of those.... And a math class one... And a movie theater one. Just in general my boobs get guys hard.
Oh awesome. Lol
Wasn't the first time that Jesus raised the dead!
imagine getting head during your grad speech
bdash22, could you imagine getting head during your graduation speech ? :) yeah I mean it's not big with just the boner you can hide that with your gown aha. but getting head during your speech is epic.
12 o'clock tuck ftw
I hope ur not a priest
I could build a cathedral with all the church wood I've had
don't let the priest see it.....
Naaaa. God looked down upon thee and said, "let this man have a hard on!" And so it was. It was your duty to do God's will and bang the sister virgin Mary. Having failed you will burn in hell for disobeying him.
That's a holy place....how could you!
Someone sent this text??? Hahaha
yessir that would be me
You were just using your boner to show all the fellow church goers where god lives. Nothing wrong with being a good citizen. Ha
Clearly you are going to Hell.
With all the dumb shit I've done, I doubt this is the thing sending me to hell. I've been on the express bus to hell since fourth grade haha
Hey, as long as you're sitting in your own pew, this is perfectly acceptable.
This happens to me ALL THE TIME.
Just made a facebook page a few days ago called Inconvienient Boners. You clearly need to join.
I'll definitely look for it
This was me. And yeah FD1, that's pretty much what happened hahaha
First time I orgasm was in a church
Some choir girls are hot!