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  • 55 34
    Submitted by Yocheckitout on Mar 15, 10 at 5:08pm

    You just thought it was symmetrical cause you were wasted.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by shesakillerqueen on Mar 15, 10 at 7:26pm

    Dirtysanchez: contrary to popular belief, many people have 'retained the ability' to speak elequently and coherently in text messages, enhancing the effects of dry humor and sarcasm. \n\nSo suck it.

  • 47 38
    Submitted by Singingflame on Mar 16, 10 at 2:31am

    English major?

  • 51 47
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 15, 10 at 4:25pm

    You were probably able to log on to chatroulette last night.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 15, 10 at 4:24pm

    I stopped reading after can opener....

    • 36 45
      Submitted by styx on Mar 16, 10 at 4:26am

      Ha ha!

  • 42 46
    Submitted by mav69r on Mar 15, 10 at 6:54pm

    I like symetry

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 7:51am

    Working a can opener is harder to do. Go fuck yourself

  • 40 43
    Submitted by katielatie835 on Mar 15, 10 at 4:54pm

    hahahaha

  • 41 45
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 15, 10 at 4:53pm

    God damn is matt like the filler name people use in texts now?

  • 35 37
    Submitted by plainwhitedee on Mar 15, 10 at 6:28pm

    Suck a big one

  • 40 48
    Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 16, 10 at 2:29am

    Man Mondays blow is a little sour puss. Always with the negativity

  • 45 59
    Submitted by missm06 on Mar 15, 10 at 5:55pm

    No guy calls it a penis in a text. It's a cock or a girl wrote it.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by katielatie835 on Mar 15, 10 at 4:54pm

    hahahaha

  • 36 44
    Submitted by dirtysanchez on Mar 16, 10 at 5:17pm

    Shesakillerqueen: You obviously aren't one of those people you fucking idiot! You spelled eloquently wrong. You're just a cumguzzling dirty hermaphrodite.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:06pm

    Reppin the 513!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 4:24pm

    I know the feeling. And first

  • 37 51
    Submitted by dorkof82 on Mar 16, 10 at 8:47am

    Who gives a shit whether he really wrote it all out, I want proof of the symetrical cock part.. Send to my email for further investigation ;) lol

  • 33 45
    Submitted by delakeeg on Mar 15, 10 at 7:05pm

    I like dick pics!!!!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by BukNasty on Mar 16, 10 at 3:02pm

    That was a penis pic? I thought it was a really ugly chic with a tic tac between her legs...

  • 29 54
    Submitted by jessylm on Mar 17, 10 at 9:09pm

    8=====D O:

  • 37 73
    Submitted by dirtysanchez on Mar 15, 10 at 6:02pm

    This is such fucking fake bullshit. No one writes out "retained the ability", "perfectly symmetrical picture", or "erect penis" in a text.

    • 35 51
      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Mar 15, 10 at 8:26pm

      Stfu, not everyone writes like a lazy 12 year old in their texts.

    • 36 47
      Submitted by etak1086 on Mar 16, 10 at 10:25pm

      Some people can use their words.