I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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You were probably able to log on to chatroulette last night.
You just thought it was symmetrical cause you were wasted.
I stopped reading after can opener....
Dirtysanchez: contrary to popular belief, many people have 'retained the ability' to speak elequently and coherently in text messages, enhancing the effects of dry humor and sarcasm. \n\nSo suck it.
Man Mondays blow is a little sour puss. Always with the negativity
I like symetry
Shesakillerqueen: You obviously aren't one of those people you fucking idiot! You spelled eloquently wrong. You're just a cumguzzling dirty hermaphrodite.
I like dick pics!!!!
No guy calls it a penis in a text. It's a cock or a girl wrote it.
God damn is matt like the filler name people use in texts now?
That was a penis pic? I thought it was a really ugly chic with a tic tac between her legs...
Working a can opener is harder to do. Go fuck yourself
Suck a big one
Who gives a shit whether he really wrote it all out, I want proof of the symetrical cock part.. Send to my email for further investigation ;) lol
I know the feeling. And first
Reppin the 513!
This is such fucking fake bullshit. No one writes out "retained the ability", "perfectly symmetrical picture", or "erect penis" in a text.
Stfu, not everyone writes like a lazy 12 year old in their texts.
Some people can use their words.