I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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You were probably able to log on to chatroulette last night.
You just thought it was symmetrical cause you were wasted.
I stopped reading after can opener....
Man Mondays blow is a little sour puss. Always with the negativity
Dirtysanchez: contrary to popular belief, many people have 'retained the ability' to speak elequently and coherently in text messages, enhancing the effects of dry humor and sarcasm. \n\nSo suck it.
I like symetry
Shesakillerqueen: You obviously aren't one of those people you fucking idiot! You spelled eloquently wrong. You're just a cumguzzling dirty hermaphrodite.
I like dick pics!!!!
No guy calls it a penis in a text. It's a cock or a girl wrote it.
Working a can opener is harder to do. Go fuck yourself
That was a penis pic? I thought it was a really ugly chic with a tic tac between her legs...
God damn is matt like the filler name people use in texts now?
Suck a big one
Who gives a shit whether he really wrote it all out, I want proof of the symetrical cock part.. Send to my email for further investigation ;) lol
I know the feeling. And first
Reppin the 513!
This is such fucking fake bullshit. No one writes out "retained the ability", "perfectly symmetrical picture", or "erect penis" in a text.
Stfu, not everyone writes like a lazy 12 year old in their texts.
Some people can use their words.