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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:17pm

    You should buy this shirt in a baby size

  • Submitted by feltch on Apr 9, 10 at 5:59pm

    Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy

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      Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 9, 10 at 9:47pm

      Hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:16pm

    You'll have 18 years to remember that "100x better " moment! Congrats Dad! Haha

  • Submitted by Sassycat on Apr 9, 10 at 5:46pm

    awful, selfish thing to do to a girl. what a fucking asshole. he should think of someone other than himself for once.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:24pm

      Did you read the OP? He thought she asked for it.

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        Submitted by starvingArtist on Apr 11, 10 at 12:34am

        so a guy should only listen if he's ready to be a dad

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          Submitted by Herschel on Apr 11, 10 at 2:53am

          Okay, valid point.

  • Submitted by maxleitz on Apr 9, 10 at 7:28pm

    Dude, you're a dick

  • Submitted by randidandy75 on Apr 9, 10 at 9:15pm

    uhmm..? so her freaking out made that more pleasurable? okay creep.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:29pm

      So right as you cum, the chick starts moving especially wildly. How is that anything but nice? I mean, yeah, when you figure out what happened it's lame, but at the moment of, good times.

  • Submitted by Martin998877 on Apr 9, 10 at 5:24pm

    It's a bad night sazzy because the girl is now worried that she is, or even is, pregnant. And if u can't see that - then you're mentally too young to be doing this stuff yrself. Grow up!

  • Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Apr 10, 10 at 5:22am

    WTF? Pulling out isn't proper birth control anyway. The guy's an asshole, but the girl is just plain stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 12:02pm

    Oh so it was exciting to have her squirming frantically underneath you, trying to push you off? How many times have you raped someone?

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      Submitted by Shrasa on May 30, 10 at 11:06pm

      I like forced sex, it's exhilarating, I wish I was a guy..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 8:08pm

    "100x better"? have fun with that child support (;

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 9, 10 at 4:19pm

    Let's hope she isn't ovulating...

  • Submitted by hayleynewell on Apr 9, 10 at 10:24pm

    reading this made me feel physically sick!! I would have probably have smashed your dick in after that move. \n\nhopefully she gets a plan B right away!

  • Submitted by bobbynips on Apr 9, 10 at 10:22pm

    Wasn't she suppose to let him know before letting him " in "?

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      Submitted by mle97 on Apr 10, 10 at 11:14am

      Yes, that makes sense. They were both in the wrong I think.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 9, 10 at 11:12pm

    I think a quick mention beforehand would be better

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Apr 9, 10 at 11:18pm

    Put your D into her A and F away.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 3:05am

    Congrats on the baby!

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    Submitted by SaraJean on Apr 9, 10 at 4:15pm

    That sucks.

  • Submitted by LimePowered on Apr 9, 10 at 11:05pm

    Sounds like an honest mistake. You guys are the douchebags.

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      Submitted by Shrasa on May 30, 10 at 11:08pm

      agreed, an honest mistake, i wish i was a guy, i can just imagine how exhilarating!

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    Submitted by thegreatflyer on Apr 9, 10 at 10:59pm

    What a fucking asshole. I hope she isn't pregnant with such a douches child.

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    Submitted by breekismet on Apr 12, 10 at 9:31am

    You know that sperm comes out of the dick before he comes all the way right? Pulling out doesnt work abyway! This is why we need sex ed in high school dammit.

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      Submitted by FunWriter21 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:43am

      While it's obviously not the best method and doesn't protect against STDs, it's still effective, if done right, about 95% effective.

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    Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 10, 10 at 1:38am

    Dadddyyyyyy!!!!!!

  • 80 95
    Submitted by guidette79 on Apr 10, 10 at 1:10am

    this almost sounds like r@pe

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    Submitted by NJPride on Apr 10, 10 at 6:14am

    Never stay to play, always pull n spray!

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    Submitted by chai on Apr 12, 10 at 1:48am

    I think it's better when guys cum on the inside

    • 37 57
      Submitted by Shrasa on May 30, 10 at 11:09pm

      I agree!

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    Submitted by neversaidnever on Jun 17, 10 at 3:10pm

    Extraordinary - all you haters lack a) a sense of humour, b) perspective, c) take things to seriously and d) are the misogynists - getting kicks from this site. Who could possible draw a 'r.a.p.e' theory from this text? You need your heads examined.

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    Submitted by likeafishinvokda on Apr 20, 10 at 6:40pm

    This guy is a wanker, why would you not use a condom anyway?! I fucking hope he pays for an abortion if she is pregnant misogynistic twat.

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    Submitted by whiskers946 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:34pm

    Wow what an asshole

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    Submitted by MIBassett on Apr 9, 10 at 11:19pm

    It's called plan b bitches.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by mae on Apr 10, 10 at 5:55pm

    Lol at BurnSween

  • 55 57
    Submitted by rachel5 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:27pm

    what a douche

  • Submitted by BurnSween on Apr 10, 10 at 2:43am

    Why is she out of the kitchen anyway

    • 52 42
      Submitted by Shrasa on May 30, 10 at 11:10pm

      the chain around the ankle is long enough to rech the bedroom and the kitchen :P

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    Submitted by blahblahr on Apr 10, 10 at 6:33pm

    Well I think Lauren_ftw is one of the few here w/ a brain!!

  • Submitted by blancolex300 on Apr 9, 10 at 4:40pm

    Nothin like hittin it raw dog and toppin off the tank!

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:57pm

    Wear a condom for who you want to be not who you are.

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    Submitted by troyfish on Apr 11, 10 at 12:17am

    Haven't you ever heard rap it before you tap it but anyways hopefully the dumb bitch ain't pregnant I would sure feel sorry for the child

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:48am

    PLAN B!!!!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by SavannahElaine22 on Apr 12, 10 at 12:48am

    Lmfaooooooooo 12:02

  • 62 83
    Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 10, 10 at 10:15am

    Is NICE!

  • 61 82
    Submitted by malface on Apr 10, 10 at 2:05am

    Fuck yoy

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:38pm

    Happy fathers day

  • 55 76
    Submitted by anon808 on Apr 12, 10 at 8:32pm

    The funniest website online just posted a "funny" text about R.A.P.E. FAIL.

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    Submitted by surfergirrll on Apr 10, 10 at 9:30pm

    seriously?!?!?! I don't know what the hell this chick is thinking but pleasure is a two way street.... u gotta let a man finish.... and why wouldn't u go on birth control?!?! if ur stupid enough to not be on birth control u take it up the ass

  • 48 64
    Submitted by tec27 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:09pm

    It's called birth control/plan b/nipping it in the butt. Problem solved.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by kara420 on Apr 10, 10 at 3:53pm

    motherfucker

  • Submitted by NCA on Apr 9, 10 at 6:49pm

    Shouldn't she be on the pill?

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 10, 12 at 12:07am

    I wish my boyfriend would come inside me, I find it really hot but he refuses.

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    Submitted by chai on Apr 12, 10 at 12:34am

    I think it's better that way

  • Submitted by BurnSween on Apr 10, 10 at 12:50am

    Whats she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 9, 10 at 4:44pm

    Nothing like spreading your seed!

  • Submitted by hentailover on Apr 9, 10 at 8:09pm

    Awww yeah. That's how I roll. All effing day.

  • Submitted by degraded on Apr 10, 10 at 4:26am

    She deserves it for not being on the pill. Or using a condom.

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      Submitted by gutsout on Apr 10, 10 at 5:50am

      No one deserves an unwanted child, no matter what. OP's a dick, there's no need to protect him.

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      Submitted by janelane on Apr 10, 10 at 12:31pm

      Yeah, and he deserves 18 years of child support payments for not using a condom or pulling out. Also, lots of girls can't be on the pill- I've never heard of a guy who couldn't use a condom.

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        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:31pm

        There do exist guys who are allergic to the latex, actually. There are some speciality condoms for them(sheepskin or something), but they're far less effective.

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      Submitted by starvingArtist on Apr 11, 10 at 12:37am

      it takes two in this situation it's both of their faults! it DEFINATELY shouldn't be only up to the girl to be on the pill! if he doesn't want a baby he should wear a condom to protect himself.

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      Submitted by Shrasa on May 30, 10 at 11:13pm

      Agreed, birth control pills are worth it :) and condoms aren't nearly as good as the feeling of flesh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 6:07pm

    That's what plan b is for. Keep painting that nursry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:29pm

    First 399

  • Submitted by sazzy1887 on Apr 9, 10 at 4:49pm

    I don't understand how this could be construed as a bad nite. Cmon people.

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      Submitted by gnarcotics on Apr 9, 10 at 6:08pm

      HMM YEAH UNWANTED PREGNANCY SOOOO FUN. i hope the asshole at least forked over the $50 for plan b

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    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:12am

    You're a dumb ass. I hope she had quads. You deserve to be destitute for life.

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 9, 10 at 6:08pm

    I blame the girl, she should be on birth control...way to raw dog it man!

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      Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 9, 10 at 9:49pm

      I blame the guy, he shouldn't be such an ass.

    • 60 66
      Submitted by blue_eyes22 on Apr 10, 10 at 1:33am

      It's not just the girl's responsibility. In case you haven't noticed, it takes TWO to make a child, asshole.

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      Submitted by janelane on Apr 10, 10 at 12:28pm

      You should be sterilized.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 8:24am

    Good. She is supposed to carry children, cook, clean, stay home, and do what the man wants anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:14pm

    First

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      Submitted by kleepat on Apr 9, 10 at 4:15pm

      youre so cool.