She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Why is the nudity the problem? How about that she's texting her friend and not paying attention to the kid? Guess what...kid was naked when it came out. I see no problems. Just put the damn phone down, get some pants on her, and give her real food. Complex solution, I know.
I think I love you
How do you know this is the mother and not the father?
Cupcakes: the dinner of champions
Herchel, when my kids were potty training they spent a great deal of time naked. It cut down on the accidents. I was never arrested nor was I under investigation. It wasn't even "casual nudity". There was a reason for it. Again, you people obviously have no kids.
OH NO! A PARENT SEEING THEIR OWN CHILD NAKED! WHAT A CREEP!!!
^even funnier than OP
clearly im the only one who realizes what an awesome parent s/he is..
What a champ - she runs shit, clearly.
What the fuck ever... It's not creepy. You people who think that the best of TFLN come from drunk 19 year-olds with no grammar skills are just a waste of flesh.
You people obviously have no kids.
how is this creepy at all?
Every little kid goes threw a naked phase. You put clothes on them and than they rip it off. It's a fact of life, ask your parents.
I really really really hope u are talking about a 1 or 2 year old!!!
Those of you that think a naked child is creepy, irresponsible, etc are obviously not parents. Children go through periods of wanting to be nude 24/7. My toddler takes her clothes off all the time, including the middle of the night. She only does it at home. Children are not born with shame, we learn it as we get older. There is nothing wrong with a naked child in front of their parent. The cupcake, on the other hand, is not the best idea.
Nah, Bill Cosby did something similar years ago (apart from the buck naked kid).
For clarification: Bill Cosby did a comedy bit about feeding his kids chocolate cake for breakfast when his wife wanted to sleep in one day.
I wish you were my parent <3
Indeed, 6:39, cupcakes are definately the dinner of champions. Or fat kids. Both work. And there is nothing wrong with being naked. It's natural. In fact, if Eve hadn't eaten fruit of the knowledge, we would all be nude all the time. Thanks, Eve (she said sarcastically).
In Soviet Russia, new ground breaks you.
You are not alone, 6:07!
how is this creepy...? my sister walks around naked all day in our HOUSE.
Those who thought it was creepy obviously did as I and immediately thought of an 18 year old kid doing it. CHILL THE FUCK OUT all you over zealous ridiculous mommies. God. I hate that.
Stop saying like "in soviet russia blah blah"
its only weird if its a kid over 5 years old. and OH NO a cupcake. big deal.
stupid teens on TFLN who think they know everything, especially about raising another human being = FAIL! Kids go thru a naked stage, idiots!
Parenting has many challenges-LOL!
Fuck you 5:28
How do y'all know its not a 17 year old daughter instead of a toddler or something? I mean, think about it.
Of course this is from the Cleveland area
I love that kid! Sounds like me, but I don't/ didn't get naked. I had costumes and swim suits
I always thought it was "butt naked" cuz that would mak sense right?
Isn't it butt naked ?
Fuck you 5:28!!!!
Then she rubs the cupcake on her tits while you eat her out.
In Soviet Russia, couch sits on parent and eats cupcake
Uhm... Nope not to sure about this one..
Hum this must be a stepparent or friend babysitting I would think, you guys are so harsh it's just supposed to be funny!
@sweet petite-give them youngsters hell. Still rocking 40
You're talking about your kid?
fml26, you're hilarious. Way to shine light on this situation.
Going for parent of the year I see... You gonna teach her to smoke crack next?
I hope you were talkin about a 15 year old. That would be hot
Ppl who still think that these are real txts need to go back to school, they are mentally retarded
Wow, you're a completely irresponsible and horrible parent, and your kid will have so many problems. A cupcake for dinner!? She's gonna get type 2 diabetes! You should be ashamed.
I always thought it was butt naked, not buck naked, i looked it up and people use both terms, so what the hell does buck in buck naked mean?
The word "buck" or "buff" is thought to be from the color of a buckskin, which is the pale tan color of European skin - this gives you "buck naked" and "in the buff."
Randomname, did u ever think they may just be 1st time parents, maybe even teenage parents? Cuz then they wouldn't know.
Creepiest text ever.
creepy as fuck.
Just lost the game
I'm always naked and I like to stand on my dick and roll around on my balls.
Wait, that was supposed to say the fruit of knowledge, not fruit of the knowledge.
Umm parenting fail. Depending on how old she is there should be some type of clothing
Prove it, show her naked ass
I feel ridiculous giving out parenting advice on TFLN, but seriously, you're the adult here, not her. There's a limit to how much irresponsibility you can allow. Cupcakes for dinner, sure, occasionally, but casual nudity in children has a way of winding up putting someone in jail in today's society.
Wow, even TFLN thinks I'm a bad parent. Probably a good thing I don't have kids...