I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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Cats are obviously great or else why would the crazy lady from the Simpson have so many and want to throw them at people, thus enriching other peoples lives too?
This made me happy after Stanford just rejected me... Diversity can blow my affluent white cock
Pop that pussy!!!
This one needs to be on a shirt!!
I don't find this funny, but 4:46, YOU just made MY life!
Maynard, you're one crazy bastard.
Are cats men now? Musta missed that one.
fuck everyone for laughing at this. you worthless humans. I hope whoever thinks hitting an animal is funny gets raped in the ass. eat shit and die.
And wishing something as horrible as you did doesn't make you worthless?
i bet the cat's name is henry...
People who slap their animals with dildos should be gangraped by a tribe of gorrillas - Mr. X
Your cat "marked" your designer jeans that you left on the floor that night. Just sayin.
@ 11:17 gorillas have baby dicks
I don't think she even hit it all that hard. :/ she probably tapped it's hea and exaggerated. calm down. .__.
2:03 may I hug you?
That's why you have to stuff your puss-filled gaping cockhole that probably smells like buttholes stuffed with dead cats with plastic and batteries instead of succulent man meat, you stupid thundercunt.
That completed my entire life, buberto. Can I suck on your succulent man meat? I'm hoping your greatness will somehow spray into my mouth.
lol thundercunt. New favourite word? I think so
You're a piece of shit!!! I hope someone takes your cat away!!! You deserve to be smacked in the face with a hammer!!!
Aww, did they hurt your feelings Maynard, you whiny Fuck. Cats are worthless. Pop the kitty dick out your mouth and deal with it.
First nf firsties to r8 biz-nitches
Loll. Pop that pussy pop pop that pussy
I LIKE TRAINS
Second. <>< fish