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  • Cats are obviously great or else why would the crazy lady from the Simpson have so many and want to throw them at people, thus enriching other peoples lives too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 3:30pm
  • This made me happy after Stanford just rejected me... Diversity can blow my affluent white cock

    Submitted by fuckstanford on Mar 27, 10 at 2:03am
  • Poor kitty!!!l

    Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 27, 10 at 1:44pm
  • This one needs to be on a shirt!!

    Submitted by randomname on Mar 27, 10 at 12:15am
  • Favorites

    Submitted by golightly on Mar 26, 10 at 11:54pm
  • I don't find this funny, but 4:46, YOU just made MY life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 10:11am
  • Pop that pussy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 1:08am
  • Maynard, you're one crazy bastard.

    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 27, 10 at 10:06am
  • meow

    Submitted by anowlhoots on Mar 30, 10 at 11:30am
  • Are cats men now? Musta missed that one.

    Submitted by dudeitsluke on Mar 27, 10 at 2:50pm
  • Omfg lol

    Submitted by jessz on Apr 10, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Your cat "marked" your designer jeans that you left on the floor that night. Just sayin.

    Submitted by Lifeless_Gamer on Mar 27, 10 at 1:55am
  • i bet the cat's name is henry...

    Submitted by hmmmmmmmph on Mar 27, 10 at 1:22am
  • fuck everyone for laughing at this. you worthless humans. I hope whoever thinks hitting an animal is funny gets raped in the ass. eat shit and die.

    Submitted by symencha on Mar 27, 10 at 6:52am
    • And wishing something as horrible as you did doesn't make you worthless?

      Submitted by midori on May 2, 10 at 6:55pm
  • @ 11:17 gorillas have baby dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 8:52pm
  • 2:03 may I hug you?

    Submitted by wellhey on Mar 27, 10 at 6:41pm
  • I don't think she even hit it all that hard. :/ she probably tapped it's hea and exaggerated. calm down. .__.

    Submitted by MissNeesee on Mar 28, 10 at 12:45am
  • People who slap their animals with dildos should be gangraped by a tribe of gorrillas - Mr. X

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 11:17pm
  • You're a piece of shit!!! I hope someone takes your cat away!!! You deserve to be smacked in the face with a hammer!!!

    Submitted by maynard on Mar 27, 10 at 12:22am
  • Aww, did they hurt your feelings Maynard, you whiny Fuck. Cats are worthless. Pop the kitty dick out your mouth and deal with it.

    Submitted by KILL_IT on Mar 27, 10 at 2:02am
  • I LIKE TRAINS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 1:30am
  • Indy!!!! Represent!

    Submitted by sassylady09 on Mar 27, 10 at 12:55am
  • That's why you have to stuff your puss-filled gaping cockhole that probably smells like buttholes stuffed with dead cats with plastic and batteries instead of succulent man meat, you stupid thundercunt.

    Submitted by buberto on Mar 27, 10 at 3:49am
    • That completed my entire life, buberto. Can I suck on your succulent man meat? I'm hoping your greatness will somehow spray into my mouth.

      Submitted by joshemane on Mar 27, 10 at 4:46am
      • lol thundercunt. New favourite word? I think so

        Submitted by midori on May 2, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Loll. Pop that pussy pop pop that pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 12:26pm
  • First nf firsties to r8 biz-nitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Second. <>< fish

    Submitted by miquay11 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:22pm