I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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little extra sauce on your taco...nice....
Oh god. Don't tell me we are going to start seeing "I love college" in every text again.
I can attest to the badness at least. I once fingered a girl after eating BWW Blazin' wings and not washing my hands enough. It did not end well for her...
2:27. At least they are better than those "that drunk," "that high," and the walk of shame texts.
I would say only in Dallas, but that would probably be a lie...
I love college. Only here can I spend days making up shitty texts that the dumbass mods at tfln will approve.
In USA, Mexican guy steals job and gets a cap popped in his ass.
Man black people put hot sauce on everything
Would've been better without the I love college punch line...
Hahahha so true
In Soviet Russia, pussy puts hot sauce on you!
I hate college
Ok definitely know this one is fake. Girls wouldn't say that. Lame.
not true.\nthose exact words have come out of my mouth before.\nunfortunately...
Maybe "I love jr high" will be next
The sexy pineapple was here!!!!
Or the insufferable "trashy or class?" texts.
Wow she really does put Franks red hot sauce on everything!
ah that blows!
Yea Dallas that's how we roll!
Girls don't say man like that
Why would an idea like that ever cross the mind of someone who actually got in to college....I mean, I know the bar isn't exactly set high for getting into college, but come on
Ur a fucking liar
who cares that your first?
Shitty reflection on DFW.
This is just lame. And totally not real.
Even her fish taco
In México, soviet russian Guys suck everyones ball or pussies, so, soviet russia guy, stfu no one lijes you
Can you hear Raux at myspace.com/rauxmusic cause that's my new FAV band!! I'm telling every1!! Tell ur friends bitches!
Umm wow nlggrs trying to spice it up