alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Jenna deserves all the thumbs down she can get.
I'll explain it when Jenna gets slayed by big D over here in the near future
Well your weeks quota of sex is zero so now that you have that out of the way you can autoerotic asphyxiated yourself while playing your game.
Jenna. Die. K. Thanks.
Charles Rutherford should go jump off a bridge
No. Clique girl is much cooler =P
Also, much less annoying and so much more hilarious. I LOVE RANDOM CLIQUE GIRL!
Wow. I love a good video game, but arguing over which is better is straight pathetic and almost makes me want to not play shit anymore to just avoid any connection to some of you shit for brains. Just enjoy it and stop bickering like 2nd grade girls.
Charles Rutherford thinks you play with yourself too much!
ALL Call of Duty games are for BKs.
Clique girl rocks my world!
So you jacked off how many times?
AMERICA BETRAYS THE UK in MW2!!!!
I wanna trade lives with this guy.
I know the games sell, so somebody is buying them, but that doesn't take away from the fact that people who play games like Halo and CoD AND argue about them are fucking LOSERS!
That's awesome. I just dumped mine. Now I'm really ready for MW2 ha
Get a life you nerds
hmmmm sounds like my boyfriend....wait...if it were him, there would be no sex quota high enough. Just as long as he gets to spend the majority of the day playing MW2
my boyfriend sent this text. there's no doubt in my mind.
My girlfriend and I play Call of Duty over Live. We got our pleasure in last weekened.
6:54 go back to playing your Barbie Dolls...
Aww thankyou(: I'd do an encour but everyone would get annoyed, lol.
My bf's MW2 stats turn me onnnnn
America would give the dick to the uk in MW2
Doing the five knuckle shuffle first count as sex!
We don't have a quota for sex in farmville. It's sex sex sex sex sex all the time. Animals are great btw. Then it's text text text text text all the time.
-farmer from farmville
and 2:12 its actually snuff said. you bk.
No joking here you queef stick
Ha. She's okay but jenna is actually pretty funny. Only when she's a smartass
Lololololol. Your funny:)))
Niggardly! That is a good joke haha
It's kind of bad but this is what's happening EVERYWHERE
Haha sounds like something more than half the people who just got the game would say. Props though, legit game
...The fuck is an "LBR"?
bahahha Jenna you are a fucking idiot.
Jenna and D r fucking black assholes who r unfucking funny and nobody likes them. And no I'm not joking so jenna and d crucify urselves bc noone would spen their time doing it for u
this sounds like my boyfriend
My girlfriend plays xbox with me. I bet we could do it doggie style so we can both symultaneously play and cum. now thats epic.
I literally can't think of one reason to care. After all pussy is greater than gaming. No joke.
Im votin this man for presidant
all I have to say is... Great minds think alike!!! LMFAO
Country roads, take me home :)
Awesome exactly what I did
Nice one D!!
Oh D your sooo funny:)))
Of course...sex and video games. The only two things West Virginia guys care about...ugh!
God, I'd have to say this applies to my ex with the way he acted some days. NONSTOP with that thing.
In line now....pack a snack bitches
Why is everyone debating in this? It's ridiculous
pawpular is in hawwt and funnay
Ehh I still think clique girl was pretty funny. (:
Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two
I'm a 50 in mlg and I play a shit load of cod4 hmmmm I'm bad?
I used to have a lot of sex, and I watched people play a lot of Final Fantasy...not at the same time...
2008 Championships:1st place halo took home $100,000. 1st place CoD team took home $8,000. Enough said.
This "pawpular" person bugs me.
hahahah agreed 11:02. good job jenna, all respectable gamers already have had that shit for like days.
1:36 who gives a flying hoot nanny about who won in Anaheim. COD is way better than Halo. I don't wanna shoot them Marvin the Martian ass guns. I want a fucking 50 Cal bitch
Sex + Modern Warfare 2 = Awesome
that's how I do it. Just fuck ur girl before and after each night
Real g just went down 300 points.
If you think he's a loser, I'm not even getting any and going to that game.
Kids who suck at Halo play CoD (Cocks on Dicks).
Jenna that's not what D thinks
Haha. lol. Thatta way jenna
lollollolollol NO. thats what LBRs sayyy. hawwwties with cliques sayy lmao bcz thats cool. ok? ehmagawddd.
Okay good. Lololololol
Other peeps were saying we weren't. Lololololol
i dont believe you are the real jeff.
Fuck yes man, LAN party all week
11:31 that would be the closest to heaven somebody could experience before actual heaven
but its only monday!
I am big. My dick slays Jenna.
-Springsville Mayors voice- Agreed. Bahaha!
Make a fansite for mee:)))))
Thanks real G.
I am funny. And yes, just friends. ;)
I have no cliq. Only a diq.
Lololololol okay I'll pull a balloon boy and hide in my attic while your dumbass sits there and thinks I'm gonna die. :))) fuck you
pussy > cock of doody modern warfare 2
Ok just make sure the box ur hiding in doesn't have air holes
Hahahahahahaha. Damn Jenna you actually got that guy who was telling you to balloon boy it. Nice!!!
Jenna must go..
D No one cares about your dick
and whoever adds fucking 15 extra letters to every word should chop off his hands.
7 killstreak make me wanna call the chopper.... :)
I got the best of both my girl puts it down in bed and than wants to play a game of COD or madden and yes I do love my life thanks for asking
If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!
I glanced at that at first and thought you said you were very caterpillar.
Jenna do us all a favor and go balloon boy on us but light urself on fire after u jump out from10000 feet, just so that well know for sure that ur dead
cliquuues are muchhh cooler. bcz we are very pawpullllar and everyonnne callls us hawwties (which we are). so um yeah whatevvar.
I'd have to say this seems pretty acuarate. Fml.
Just because you say your a 50 in mlg doesn't make it true. Is that shit play list really what you wanna hang your hat on?
Only in WV...jesus.
2:04 its nuff said you rook
no nawwwt funnny at awlll. just and LBR mkayy? wowww im so paaawpularrr so i dont care at alll.
I dont think you can suck at halo. its for kids afterall...
LBRs againnn. ehmagawddd there are losers beyond repair everywhaaaare. but whatevvvar my cliqueee is hawwwt so i dawnttt care at all mkayyy mkay?
I already tried. I don't get it. Explain it.
I'm making a fansite for that random clique girl right now on myspace! Haha she's so annoying it's hilarious, but she started acting normal adm I'm sad.
I guess MW2 will be good if you're a console gamer. Activision fucked us PC gamers and removed our dedicated servers. BS imo. but eh.
dude get both at the same time... duh
Both release adrenaline....
Invite her next time, why do think they included spec-ops?
Halo sucks ass!!! Lamest most overrated game ever made! An FPS with no violence is hardly one at all! CoD is so much greater it is not even funny! The sooner fanboys realize that the better the world would be!
And me and D are just friends:))
Hey lololololol is my line bitch
Fucking A!!! Fucking A!
What's a "queef stick"? I don't get it.
1036 we should hang out
D is a great person. He's nice and very funny
Thumbs up for me:)) lololololol
I'm so glad were friends D
clique girl is so cool, shes a TFLN legend!
12:33 (2) You probably boosted for your 50 like 95% of the other 50's in MLG. BKs.
Halo>CoD. Off the top of your head (without looking) who won Anaheim in CoD? Couldn't name one CoD pro, could probably name 100 halo pro's. Front page (and second, and third, and fourth...) of MLG are all halo. The only thing CoD is good for is zombies which is a blast.
Yo maan fuk yo bitchasss ms popular hoe
Jenna is fukin awsom
Lololololol I know you all are joking? Right?
Give me a 'yay' if you like me!! Lololololol
Ughh modern warfare 2. My boyfriend was about to tell me that i probably won't be getting laid this week, and then he was like "oh, that's right, you're on your rag! Yay!" I never thought I would hear those two statements go hand in hand together
Tell me about it lololololol
More annoying than the nasty people.
But it's 'texts from LAST night' silly goose