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  • 50 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 4:32pm
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    Uh oh is Tiger after guys now too?

  • 39 12
    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Mar 19, 10 at 10:17pm
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    So...it's a bruise the size of your cock.

  • 30 9
    Submitted by OptimisticKari on Mar 19, 10 at 9:04pm
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    cockblocked

  • 29 13
    Submitted by Alex1432 on Mar 20, 10 at 12:28am
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    Remember if you break your penis, they only fix vaginas

  • 28 13
    Submitted by jeffaplus on Mar 19, 10 at 4:02pm
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    TMI, dude, TMI...

  • 28 19
    Submitted by volsana on Mar 19, 10 at 6:52pm
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    Unesselll roughness

  • 24 13
    Submitted by fingerbang on Mar 19, 10 at 7:45pm
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    Bruises don't make it burn when you pee you sloppy dicked bastard

  • 25 15
    Submitted by wooof on Mar 19, 10 at 6:09pm
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    get checked, hurryyy ...

  • 26 17
    Submitted by buddhaphish on Mar 19, 10 at 4:27pm
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    Mini golf?

  • 25 20
    Submitted by marey on Mar 19, 10 at 4:41pm
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    kris?

  • 21 14
    Submitted by hair_fiend1970 on Mar 21, 10 at 1:32am
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    ON IT!!??

  • 24 21
    Submitted by LunchboxMonster on Mar 19, 10 at 3:28pm
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    What can you see 2 of the dimples.

  • 22 18
    Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 19, 10 at 8:26pm
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    I didn't even think a penis could bruise... Lol

  • 17 10
    Submitted by hadleyy on Mar 20, 10 at 10:21pm
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    Haha I've done that to guys who deserve it!!! It's pain full

  • 21 19
    Submitted by almostfamous on Mar 20, 10 at 12:22am
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    you were doing it wrong.

  • 18 14
    Submitted by Tamahimik on Mar 20, 10 at 6:37pm
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    see kids, this is why you don't play golf naked, an drunk

  • 22 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 3:25pm
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    Don't play golf when ur drunk dumbass

  • 19 17
    Submitted by healthyparanoid on Mar 19, 10 at 11:25pm
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    you broke your cock. you may want to get that checked out

  • 21 22
    Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 20, 10 at 4:43am
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    I think you broke it.

  • 21 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 12:40am
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    Did someone use their teeth?

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 3:42pm
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    Size of a marble maybe. Or a pea...

  • 14 10
    Submitted by mkm8816 on Mar 21, 10 at 3:27am
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    It isn't a bruise it's a chancre. Don't worry, if you treat it soon you won't go the way of napoleon and jack the ripper!

  • 19 20
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 19, 10 at 4:03pm
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    You're lucky. This is lower on the scale of STD's.

  • 17 19
    Submitted by theguess on Mar 20, 10 at 12:12am
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    U need to see a surgeon...I'm a doctor

  • 13 12
    Submitted by linley_kertz on Mar 23, 10 at 7:44pm
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    Good job to whoever did this. Maybe one night stands aren't so good

  • 16 20
    Submitted by shitcan on Mar 20, 10 at 12:00am
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    Good to know someone else bruises and is big enough for one that size

  • 16 20
    Submitted by lc7926 on Mar 19, 10 at 4:39pm
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    Lol 4:32

  • 12 14
    Submitted by sircohan on Jun 7, 10 at 1:37am
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    WHAT! U played golf. With your DICK!? Best high ever.

  • 11 12
    Submitted by devian on Mar 21, 10 at 1:09pm
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    Is there a bruise on your vagina too?

  • 12 14
    Submitted by runamuck on Mar 20, 10 at 8:09pm
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    Highly unlikely...

  • 17 25
    Submitted by cutechicki69 on Mar 20, 10 at 8:10am
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    Ah shit. That sucks. Well, at least u weren't the female on top that got stabbed in the clit with his cock. It hurt to pee for a few hours. Someone please kiss it for me :(

  • 16 25
    Submitted by theguess on Mar 20, 10 at 12:13am
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    A urologist

  • 13 19
    Submitted by taco333 on Mar 19, 10 at 10:37pm
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    I will make that bruise go away.

  • 13 22
    Submitted by EvAq on Mar 20, 10 at 7:13am
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    You should maybe think about getting that fixed

  • 3 4
    Submitted by jay49 on Aug 9, 11 at 12:04pm
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    Ur cok is that big?!?

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