i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Am I the only one who thinks this is fucking awesome? I've been fingered while driving but I'd feel so much cooler if I got road head (yes I am a girl).
o trust me it is.
Road-head in the abstract is awesome, yes. Any sexual act that involves things getting bitten off is, however, decidedly not awesome.
Road head, guys. What do you use in oral? Your HEAD rather than your other parts. It's the person giving it that makes it head, not the person receiving.
I thought texting while driving was distracting
12:12 you're a little sexist bitch
I can't believe so many people here don't know what the term 'giving head' actually refers to...you would think more people somewhere like this would know that.. like many people who do know have now corrected, it refers to the head of the person giving
i feel like giving a woman driver another distraction is a terrible idea.
Haha, I feel like giving a woman a drivers license was terrible idea in the first place.
Do you people seriously not know that "head" is a term for any oral sex? How can you have access to the Internet and still be thaaat retarded?
Hey morons....'head' is just a term people use for oral sex...fellatio or cunnilingus...it's all head and it's all good
next time dont take the dirt road
While I never have tried in theory it's possible
You gave HER? Road head??? Loltrannywut.
This may be news to you, but it is possible to give a woman oral sex.
Road "head" implies that she has a penis, dimwit. You give a man head, it is called "eating out" if its a girl.
Unless it's applied to a female. "Road head" is a figure of speech, "road carpet munching", not so much. It was meant as a comparison between what he did to her and what she did to him previously. We all knew what he meant.
I just had to give some props to this explanation....although it's somewhat disturbing this many people needed it explained haha. but regardless, it made me laugh so kudos
I've been fingered while driving but never gotten head....I need a man willing to jeopardize both our safety for my pleasure!
Yes you can it's called cruise control...
You people are idiots. "giving head" can apply to both sexes. Think about why they call it head...think....keep thinking idiot....you get it? No? Ok well fuck you then.
never eat seafood to go
wtf how is that possible?
foot on gas. other leg bent. its possible.
OP, I think I love you.
Cruise control! Very easy then.
never have i been more proud to be from the 570
The majority of people commenting on this post are deadset morons.
805 you just made my life so much better
8:13 lmao i got you..
How do you give road head to a girl? A guy's junk is more easily accessable
The contortions involved are likely the reason he bit off part of his cheek, yes.
817 Road Lick
YESSSSS - girls don't get HEAD unless they are a tranny. Get it right people!!!
"road eaten out" "road carpet munching?" "road clit kissing"? there's a reason it's referred to as road head for guys and girls...so you don;t sound awkward as hell trying to clarify because MOST people are able to figure it out. unfortunately, you don't seem to be one of them.
How did you give road head to a girl? Are you confused?
Geez, if you read the other post your tiny brain might be able to process the fact that 'HEAD' refers to any stimulation of another persons genitals with your mouth. So that means you CAN give road head to a girl, and plus, road head is just a figure of speech, no one is going to say road eating out.. doesn't have the same ring to it.
Road head texts stopped being funny after the first one. Pick a new joke.
Ummmm that sounds so incredibly dangerous... If they're anything like my gf's then they would be preoccupied
Mainly with with physical abuse aimed at me. Also I wouldn't be able to geover their thighs unless I sat on the pedals
I'll be that man!! Fuck it you only live once haha
I am a girl and I am trying to figure out how it is possible?
Your girlfriend is a tranny.... Laaaaaaammmmmeeee
You can't do that so that makes this one so stupid
No fuck you ive never heard the term "giving head" to a girl. A girl doesn't have 2 heads therefore you can not give a girl head. It's called eating her out. Nice try tho.
The "giving head" part refers to the head of the person giving the oral - not the person receiving. That's why you can say "giving head" for either sex. The "head" part refers to the head of the giver, not the head of a penis. So there.
The skatman was here
In soviet Russia cheek bites you!
It's called giving her face
Does she stick her penis up your ass too?? I mean just a question.