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  • Am I the only one who thinks this is fucking awesome? I've been fingered while driving but I'd feel so much cooler if I got road head (yes I am a girl).

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 23, 10 at 9:02pm
    • o trust me it is.

      Submitted by justablur on Feb 23, 10 at 10:26pm
    • Road-head in the abstract is awesome, yes. Any sexual act that involves things getting bitten off is, however, decidedly not awesome.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Road head, guys. What do you use in oral? Your HEAD rather than your other parts. It's the person giving it that makes it head, not the person receiving.

    Submitted by zabeth on Feb 24, 10 at 11:40am
  • I thought texting while driving was distracting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:13pm
  • 12:12 you're a little sexist bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:56am
  • I can't believe so many people here don't know what the term 'giving head' actually refers to...you would think more people somewhere like this would know that.. like many people who do know have now corrected, it refers to the head of the person giving

    Submitted by Attica on Apr 3, 11 at 2:15am
  • i feel like giving a woman driver another distraction is a terrible idea.

    Submitted by ahahahahaha on Feb 24, 10 at 12:12am
    • Haha, I feel like giving a woman a drivers license was terrible idea in the first place.

      Submitted by 607 on Feb 24, 10 at 10:36am
  • Do you people seriously not know that "head" is a term for any oral sex? How can you have access to the Internet and still be thaaat retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:59am
  • Hey morons....'head' is just a term people use for oral sex...fellatio or cunnilingus...it's all head and it's all good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:40pm
  • next time dont take the dirt road

    Submitted by Mone on Feb 23, 10 at 8:13pm
  • While I never have tried in theory it's possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:10pm
  • You gave HER? Road head??? Loltrannywut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:06pm
    • This may be news to you, but it is possible to give a woman oral sex.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 10:31pm
      • Road "head" implies that she has a penis, dimwit. You give a man head, it is called "eating out" if its a girl.

        Submitted by nobuhdy on Feb 23, 10 at 11:21pm
        • Unless it's applied to a female. "Road head" is a figure of speech, "road carpet munching", not so much. It was meant as a comparison between what he did to her and what she did to him previously. We all knew what he meant.

          Submitted by Herschel on Feb 24, 10 at 12:36am
          • I just had to give some props to this explanation....although it's somewhat disturbing this many people needed it explained haha. but regardless, it made me laugh so kudos

            Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 12:31am
  • I've been fingered while driving but never gotten head....I need a man willing to jeopardize both our safety for my pleasure!

    Submitted by Queen1027 on Feb 24, 10 at 3:48am
  • Yes you can it's called cruise control...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:11pm
  • You people are idiots. "giving head" can apply to both sexes. Think about why they call it head...think....keep thinking idiot....you get it? No? Ok well fuck you then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:46am
  • never eat seafood to go

    Submitted by vagoo on Feb 23, 10 at 8:05pm
  • Road box?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:17pm
  • wtf how is that possible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:47pm
  • wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:05pm
  • OP, I think I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:30am
  • Cruise control! Very easy then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:06am
  • never have i been more proud to be from the 570

    Submitted by beautygracepot on Feb 25, 10 at 1:53am
  • The majority of people commenting on this post are deadset morons.

    Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:23pm
  • 805 you just made my life so much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:57pm
  • 8:13 lmao i got you..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:34pm
  • How do you give road head to a girl? A guy's junk is more easily accessable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:06pm
    • The contortions involved are likely the reason he bit off part of his cheek, yes.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 10:34pm
  • 817 Road Lick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:31pm
    • YESSSSS - girls don't get HEAD unless they are a tranny. Get it right people!!!

      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 10:36pm
      • "road eaten out" "road carpet munching?" "road clit kissing"? there's a reason it's referred to as road head for guys and girls...so you don;t sound awkward as hell trying to clarify because MOST people are able to figure it out. unfortunately, you don't seem to be one of them.

        Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 12:37am
  • How did you give road head to a girl? Are you confused?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:08am
    • Geez, if you read the other post your tiny brain might be able to process the fact that 'HEAD' refers to any stimulation of another persons genitals with your mouth. So that means you CAN give road head to a girl, and plus, road head is just a figure of speech, no one is going to say road eating out.. doesn't have the same ring to it.

      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:20pm
  • Road head texts stopped being funny after the first one. Pick a new joke.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 23, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Ummmm that sounds so incredibly dangerous... If they're anything like my gf's then they would be preoccupied Mainly with with physical abuse aimed at me. Also I wouldn't be able to geover their thighs unless I sat on the pedals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:27pm
  • Ga-Ross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:04pm
  • Hahahahahaaha 12:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:35am
  • I'll be that man!! Fuck it you only live once haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:17am
  • I am a girl and I am trying to figure out how it is possible?

    Submitted by wangslayer on Feb 25, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Your girlfriend is a tranny.... Laaaaaaammmmmeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:14pm
  • You can't do that so that makes this one so stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:09pm
  • No fuck you ive never heard the term "giving head" to a girl. A girl doesn't have 2 heads therefore you can not give a girl head. It's called eating her out. Nice try tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:20am
    • The "giving head" part refers to the head of the person giving the oral - not the person receiving. That's why you can say "giving head" for either sex. The "head" part refers to the head of the giver, not the head of a penis. So there.

      Submitted by kittypants on Feb 24, 10 at 3:46am
  • The skatman was here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:48pm
  • In soviet Russia cheek bites you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:57pm
  • It's called giving her face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:18am
  • Does she stick her penis up your ass too?? I mean just a question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:26am
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