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  • 86 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:41am

    Mine does.... Prove me wrong!

  • 75 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:06am

    Don't we all sister

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:53am

    Amen to that.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:08am

    Ron white

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:05am

    Amazing! Your father told me the same thing.

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:56am

    Much funnier when Ron white said it

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:12am

    Me too...

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:15am

    Wow same.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Feb 10, 10 at 11:56pm

    I wish semen tasted like ANYTHING other than semen....

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:41am

    First to claim first. Hell yea that makes a total of 14 firsts, 36 seconds, 53 thirds, and way too many 4ths to count!! Beat that bitches!!

    • 31 47
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 10, 10 at 10:47am

      Go the fuck back in the womb until your brain has sufficiently developed. Okay? Cool.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:07am

    Amazing! Your paternal parent told me the same thing. (beat THAT TFLN censors)

    • 36 51
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 10, 10 at 10:45am

      Your "intellect" blows my mind. Just saying...

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:35pm

    8===============D

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:50am

    What a fatty

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:26pm

    4:31, go set your face on fire. Regardless of diet, semen is still going to taste more or less LIKE SEMEN.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:09am

    Wow

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:28pm

    Well if that was the case I would try my own cum

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:20am

    Pineapple juice.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:13pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:55am

    To 11:28 HELL YEAH!

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:19am

    Amen.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:28am

    Obviously you don't have enough chocolate in your diet... Can a brotha get a hell yeah?!?

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:26am

    Omg yumm

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:17am

    amen.

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:47pm

    Me too

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 10, 10 at 9:39pm

    I think everyone wishes this. Could you even imagine how many more blowjobs would be given out?

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:14pm

    Black peoples does

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:20am

    Ripped from Ron White

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:17pm

    11:56 it's not like it tastes that bad, in fact it doesn't taste like much...it depends on what the guy eats...pineapple is a good additive to a diet, it make tge cum sweeter...

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:15pm

    Or at least coconut. -sephy

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:53pm

    Damn me too!

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:08am

    Ive ben sayin this imean whoever invents pills that can make this happen will be rich

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:58pm

    Stolen from Ron white

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:15pm

    Amen!

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:15pm

    It tastes like warm, sea water

  • 34 46
    Submitted by RoseF32 on Feb 10, 10 at 8:09am

    It doesn't, but apparently it's just as fattening...

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:59pm

    OMG YESSSSS I WOULD BE GIVING HEAD EVERYDAY

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:18am

    stolen from ron white

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:39pm

    Amen!

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Klamath on Feb 10, 10 at 2:06pm

    Now that Kraft have bought Cadbury, who knows - maybe the opposite will come true

  • 25 31
    Submitted by hayleylujah on Jan 12, 11 at 3:01pm

    Don't we all.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:57pm

    A men, seriously.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:10pm

    Me too!

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:47pm

    I wish it did!!

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:31am

    Ahem... Google 'Slumber Parties' They have good flavors for the back of ur throat so u can give head! =)

  • 20 25
    Submitted by anonymous422 on Dec 10, 10 at 4:27pm

    I like how it tastes but that'd be clutch! Lol

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:42pm

    Definitly from Ron white, but mark my words, the first person to make his jizz taste like chocolate will recieve an unending horde of women hungery for his chocolate cock

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:46am

    11:56-like Op-don't we all...

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:01pm

    Don't we all...*sigh*

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:16pm

    Ahaha I told my bf to make his cum turn onto YumYum's pumpkin cream filling, sucking dick would be such a treat! Hr said he's gonna work on it...maybe for valentine's day!

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:27pm

    Gaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@2

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:35pm

    To some people it does

  • 21 35
    Submitted by vodkaisfun on Jun 19, 10 at 4:07am

    I wish a woman's privates didn't taste like fish, i would rather have the taste of salt water in my mouth then rancid Captain D's

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:29pm

    Ditto

  • 29 52
    Submitted by high_as_a_kite24 on Feb 10, 10 at 6:40pm

    1:15 not if they drink beer!!

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:31pm

    If they eat the right food it can taste sweat and delicious... :-)

  • 18 33
    Submitted by severusgrape on May 10, 11 at 1:53am

    That's a Ron White reference.

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:35am

    Amen.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:05pm

    Don't we all!!!

  • 23 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:05am

    So does your dad.