im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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Couldn't you just use the vibrator while eating the nuggets?
i would rather go without meals than give up my rabbit
how about vibrators are the best thing since sliced pie? everyone loves pie, and there's no question about what existed first...
10:33: That's right! there was an electric vibrator before the toaster or the vaccum in 1907!
But there were non electric ones with cranks and handles and stuff even before that.
Yay for self love!
VIbrators were actually one of the first 10 or so things to be made once electricity was usable
10:25 ... Yes, it has a little "tickler" appendage that provides additional stimulation while the main part is in use.
10:22 -- Let me introduce you to the rabbit ...
I'm with 6:11 , vibes are are a definite win
12:13 I want to fight you so bad. Every girl should have a vibrator, not just fugly ones. That way we can finish ourselves when YOU can't do the job.
Yeah, vibes have been around longer. So perhaps dinosaur chicken nuggets are the best thing since vibrators?
1:36 lmfao.. I do the same thing
but at the end of the day, the dinosaur chicken nuggets wins hands down.
10:50 -- Just get a girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure that vibrators predate dinosaur chicken nuggets
That is so fuckin correct
10:25, they're pretty stellar.
what's the difference between a rabbit and a regular vibrator?
Best invention ever!
Dino nuggets are NOT extinct just renamed to fun nuggets which is gaaay cuz they are AWESOME nuggets
Been buying dino nuggets since freshman year of college just to hold on to my childhood and now the costco near me doesn't carry them anymore... I've hit a new low
I'm pretty sure you're right
Seeing as how chickens are some how related to Dinosaurs, and they *are* dinosaurs wouldn't they predate vibrators? Ergo text is correct
the reading audience is now ra-tarded
Dinosaur chicken nuggets w/ cheese > vibrator/rabbit/dildo/whatever..
THE VAGINA RAPTOR 2:27 WILL YOU MARRY ME
dinosaur chicken nuggets are by far THE best thing ever created.
nothing can surpass the magnitude of greatness of the dinosaur chicken nugget.
Yeah, I use to rely on Vibrators too and it did the job, but I found a man who is all (well, not ALL! LOL) about the little man in the boat and I retired my vibrator!
The first vibrators were actually made to cure a bullshit medical condition that used to require the use of a doctors hands. Scientific american is amazing
I like to bite off their heads first
One word for you 3:00 am. BEAST!!! If your a duude I will marry you look me up
anyone ever try a fleshlight? very curious about those.
10:47 Yes it was called hysteria. It's not like women were ever told anything about sex in those days, so most women probably wouldn't have any idea what masturbation was.
1:23 #1: "Today, I realized the local costco no longer sells the dinosaur chicken nuggets I've been eating since my freshman year at college. FML"
hmmm a dinosaur shapped vibrator. that tastes like chicken.
this made me want nuggets and now im makin dem
^^ A vibrator. Clearly.
My doctor told me not to mix my vices.
Haha I'm a girl...and DINO NUGGETS WIN:)
I'm pretty sure dino chicken nuggets are better, cause you can eat them.
hahahaha, yeeeeeeeeeesssssss, dinosaur chicken nuggets were my childhood diet.
:) those are my two favorite rhings
Hahahhahahahahahahahahaha @ 12:04
I love everything about this thread.
Also, I have a box of dinosaur chicken nuggets in my freezer. Dinner? I think so.
8:56 its all in the rabbit ears
man they dont make dinosaur chicken nuggets anymore do they? those were SO good, i want some now
This is the best thread EVAH! Nuggets and Vibrators! Only on TFLN! LOL!!!
vibrator raptor... wtf hahaha talk about making it hard to talk about sex an masturbation with the kids...
"Now Sarah, this is mommy's good friend, the vibrator raptor 2.0"
how are rabbits different than regular vibrators?
yeah! to bad dinosaur chicken nuggets are extinct
10:39(1) -- A vibrator with a crank? Now that's dedication.
10:39 (2) -- Ah, good to know.
There's no way vibrators came out AFTER Dino nuggets.
11:04, virtually no one was taught about sex prior to the latter third of the twentieth century
I can't believe no one has said anything yet, but
MLIA!!! This is totally a reference to MLIA! Dinosaur chicken nuggets!
dino chicken nuggets are amazing.
10:34(1), "mister smarty pants"? I'm just a girl who understands the merits of multi-tasking.
10:34(2), I'm not sure I'd go that far.
which came first, the chicken or the vibrator... heh
The old crank dils were not designed for pleasure they. Were medical devices used by men to relieve the nervous strain of chicks...because we all know being a lazy ho is hard work.
Pretty sure vibrators were invented first
i think you were meant to be my best friend.... is this hannah?!
I'm going to try using a vibrator while simultaneously eating dino chicken nuggets.
what's the difference between a regular vibrator and a rabbit?
12:54, Simply because a girl can rely on a vibrator to not disappoint her. (:
yeah, vibrators are the savior for the fugly bitches that can't get a real dick. Be proud, ladies