i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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What a shame...
What a fucking slut. I bet her daddys proud of his cum guzzling daughter
Can you say SLUT!
You have got to be kidding! If not you're a total slut!
You are officially a whore......
GAV. PLEASE STOP TELLING THE WORLD UR SPECIAL TALENTS
Dude, this is homo. Unless you're a chick but that's pretty sleazy.
Peace out people, there's something in life called exageration. It does sounds pretty slutty, but I mean, she's not serious... Or is she?
Haha she's def joking, this is the kinda thing I'd text to my friends cause i know they'd find it hilarious, not because it's even remotely true. Hey guys, I'll let u in on a little secret, girls like to joke about being sluts. Don't take it seriously :)
I really hope this is a chick
Because if it wasn't.......... I don't understand.
In soviet Russia, dicks recognize you!
Perhaps it was figurative meaning that guys ARE dicks. Let's face it. Most of them are.
Haha! Her name is Callie Brewer, from Michigan State University!
8:14 there are other reasons to use a condom besides having a kid.
I'm her pimp. HEYYY! I'M YOUR PIMP!!!
Youz a hoooooo, HOoooO!
Wow you're not a whore or nething
That's a talent...
This is probably a dude. Girl who said girls joke about being sluts, that's 50% of the time. Trust me
Definition of a slut
Calm down children. It was obviously a joke.
8:06 pm exactly
Girrll!!! I know what you mean... I can identify better when I suck real hard then look at it!!! I only give anal to cute dixx and I only ride cute ones... But I just love giving head!!! I'm really good at it too!!!
Hey! There's nothing wrong with a good slut
You are going to make your pimp extremely proud.
I do this all the time sometimes it's not the dick it's the little tricks he does when he fucks me! Lol but maybe that's just me
Her number is 534 get a dildo
For all we know, it could be a he ._.
That is weird.
You sound like a whore
@3:37..... I think you should come over :)
That's because you spend too much time lookin' at 'em
Mr happy ain't the biggest but he sure is the purdiest. Fatter matters! lol
This is especially true because all of the cocks you lay your eyes on have some distinguishing characteristic, like an open sore near the shaft, a distinctive kink to the left, abnormally small like a micro penis, or its actually the Mounty's horse's dick you are gagging on. Who would be able to recall faces when you encounter such memorable penises?
Um, pass me her phone # and a condom...... Yeah definetly a condom.
249 so truue
Uhm can u say bitch ass whore?
Definitely posted by a nig ger slut
This is because dicks are much more pleasant to look at and are slightly similiar depending on shape and size, but faces...well some speak for themselves ew. And some are hot
can u say fuckin dicks or fuckin sluts??\n\nwell I can say hey fuckin dick sluts
8:07- no need for a condom, if she's seen that many dicks she's on birthcontrol...and condoms suck, nakies the way to roll
Ya I recognize asses before faces
Holy shit I knew a navy dude just like that.... Gotta love squids.
Joepapi, your comment rules!
No one walks around the mall with no pants and a mask unless they are a bean rapist
Don't hate!!! Cuz u don't get none LMAO
In Soviet Russia dicks recognize you.