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  • What a shame...

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 23, 10 at 3:09pm
  • What a fucking slut. I bet her daddys proud of his cum guzzling daughter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 5:29pm
  • Can you say SLUT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 4:59pm
  • You have got to be kidding! If not you're a total slut!

    Submitted by maynard on Mar 24, 10 at 1:57am
  • Whore!

    Submitted by littlemissy on Mar 23, 10 at 3:03pm
  • GAV. PLEASE STOP TELLING THE WORLD UR SPECIAL TALENTS

    Submitted by PSYCHO_RAIDER on Mar 23, 10 at 10:25pm
  • Dude, this is homo. Unless you're a chick but that's pretty sleazy.

    Submitted by knomye on Mar 23, 10 at 3:30pm
  • I really hope this is a chick

    Submitted by CAAF on Mar 23, 10 at 3:10pm
  • In soviet Russia, dicks recognize you!

    Submitted by JoePapi on Mar 24, 10 at 1:10am
  • Whore

    Submitted by watchunoboutme on Mar 23, 10 at 8:12pm
  • Haha she's def joking, this is the kinda thing I'd text to my friends cause i know they'd find it hilarious, not because it's even remotely true. Hey guys, I'll let u in on a little secret, girls like to joke about being sluts. Don't take it seriously :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 2:49am
  • That's a talent...

    Submitted by girl_next_door on Mar 23, 10 at 4:38pm
  • I'm her pimp. HEYYY! I'M YOUR PIMP!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:52pm
  • Perhaps it was figurative meaning that guys ARE dicks. Let's face it. Most of them are.

    Submitted by AthenaWisdom on Mar 23, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 12:55am
  • Youz a hoooooo, HOoooO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 9:01pm
  • 8:14 there are other reasons to use a condom besides having a kid.

    Submitted by turdsuckermother on Mar 24, 10 at 12:45am
  • You are officially a whore......

    Submitted by Penseur on Mar 25, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Peace out people, there's something in life called exageration. It does sounds pretty slutty, but I mean, she's not serious... Or is she?

    Submitted by gutsout on Mar 23, 10 at 6:36pm
  • Calm down children. It was obviously a joke.

    Submitted by ChristyxBee on Sep 29, 11 at 10:51pm
  • Wow you're not a whore or nething

    Submitted by yakturk43 on Mar 23, 10 at 6:24pm
  • 8:06 pm exactly

    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 24, 10 at 12:47am
  • You are going to make your pimp extremely proud.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 24, 10 at 4:30am
  • Haha! Her name is Callie Brewer, from Michigan State University!

    Submitted by PurpleKush420 on May 19, 11 at 2:35pm
  • Definition of a slut

    Submitted by Hills_ on Mar 23, 10 at 4:21pm
  • This is probably a dude. Girl who said girls joke about being sluts, that's 50% of the time. Trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:07am
  • Girrll!!! I know what you mean... I can identify better when I suck real hard then look at it!!! I only give anal to cute dixx and I only ride cute ones... But I just love giving head!!! I'm really good at it too!!!

    Submitted by sufrrgrll on Mar 23, 10 at 3:37pm
  • For all we know, it could be a he ._.

    Submitted by TheBlue on Mar 23, 10 at 10:48pm
  • Hey! There's nothing wrong with a good slut

    Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 23, 10 at 8:10pm
  • I do this all the time sometimes it's not the dick it's the little tricks he does when he fucks me! Lol but maybe that's just me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 4:52pm
  • @3:37..... I think you should come over :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:38am
  • That is weird.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 23, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Fucking whore.

    Submitted by ShadowXSniper on Mar 23, 10 at 6:30pm
  • Her number is 534 get a dildo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 8:13pm
  • You sound like a whore

    Submitted by spoony on Mar 23, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Um, pass me her phone # and a condom...... Yeah definetly a condom.

    Submitted by klack on Mar 23, 10 at 8:07pm
  • This is especially true because all of the cocks you lay your eyes on have some distinguishing characteristic, like an open sore near the shaft, a distinctive kink to the left, abnormally small like a micro penis, or its actually the Mounty's horse's dick you are gagging on. Who would be able to recall faces when you encounter such memorable penises?

    Submitted by iloveparliaments on Mar 23, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Mr happy ain't the biggest but he sure is the purdiest. Fatter matters! lol

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 23, 10 at 11:27pm
  • That's because you spend too much time lookin' at 'em

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 7:30pm
  • Dumb slut

    Submitted by Toxik on Mar 24, 10 at 4:49am
  • Uhm can u say bitch ass whore?

    Submitted by dcas77 on Mar 23, 10 at 8:26pm
  • 249 so truue

    Submitted by nikolg on Mar 24, 10 at 3:40am
  • Holy shit I knew a navy dude just like that.... Gotta love squids.

    Submitted by damnyou on Sep 6, 10 at 7:17pm
  • This is because dicks are much more pleasant to look at and are slightly similiar depending on shape and size, but faces...well some speak for themselves ew. And some are hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 8:05pm
  • can u say fuckin dicks or fuckin sluts??\n\nwell I can say hey fuckin dick sluts

    Submitted by Hey19 on Mar 23, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Definitely posted by a nig ger slut

    Submitted by niggertitties on Mar 23, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Don't hate!!! Cuz u don't get none LMAO

    Submitted by MrsParker on Mar 23, 10 at 3:07pm
  • 8:07- no need for a condom, if she's seen that many dicks she's on birthcontrol...and condoms suck, nakies the way to roll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 8:14pm
  • No one walks around the mall with no pants and a mask unless they are a bean rapist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Ya I recognize asses before faces

    Submitted by saints2 on Mar 23, 10 at 7:59pm
  • Joepapi, your comment rules!

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 7:32pm
  • In Soviet Russia dicks recognize you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 8:11am