It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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hey 9:27 pull the shit out of my ass and jerk off with it
1041 its ok,my ex best friend lost her virginity to a guy they called "big rip"
now we'll be equal
re-defining "hot" yoga?
this is 7:15 again, don't listen to them, they are just jealous about what we have. i'm in the 617, you?
are we meeting in ct?
to september 8, 2009 @ 3:28 pm: no some girls are pimps/players, even more than some guys holla!!. guys can be sluts too.
and btw if all women who have intercourse are sluts, does that mean ur mom is a slut? OH SNAP
7:07 here.. ive been waiting for you
7:07 it's 7:15...I'm here where r u?
you bet it is god damnit.
Roger that. You bring the lube, I'll bring the jackhammer and the diesel.
only if i can stick my dildo in your asshole
Hehe, being flexible makes fucking sooo much better.
It's probably two dudes. With STDs.
awesome..see you in PA in 8 hours
you all have no lives
you guys are horny silly cunts who clealy dont get laid cause youre talking about hooking up and meeting with random people that you will nine chances out of ten never ever run into in your entire life.
307 thats here lets meet bahaha
Sounds like my night last night. Dual purposes: amazing sex and a workout!!! Why not multi-task?
7:37 Is that an old school referense?
Hey! We're married! We can have all the kinky sex we want!
agreed! and even if you weren't married this sounds like great sex anyways so more power to you :)
Question. from the American Apparel who prefers the blond taking off her shirt to the weird guy in the pink? cuz i'm a girl, and the girl looks much hotter to me than the guy,
don't you feel special 101
Anyway 330 here who wants a go?
Wanna practice yoga on me? And I do mean "on me"
i once jizzed for 4 minutes straight while doing the upward lotus position on a chick
haha good god, most of you are pathetic.
but funny all the same.
cause your vag is stanky and TFLN knows it
i miss sex...it's been about a month since my bf and i broke up and this sounds amazing right now
Were you at in Wyoming?
707: what time are you free?
By what it takes: anal. On a side note, since we're no longer posting on the original text, who the fuck called this a bad night?
i just had sex with a sorostitute. fucking a
i called it a bad night. what u gonna do about it bitch
A GIRL having SEX? What a whore!
This thread has gotten lame. Let's go back to the joy of the original post.....what joy :) I <3 yoga!
you tell me, no one cares that you like it when a girl farts on you
i want sex, soo baddd
it sucks when you have morals
Stop attacking people with your disgusting lack of punctuation. It hurts more than you know...
everytime my gf squirts i cum instantly
10:30 - i guess i have no life, haha
who was that in 734??.........
10:44 i need someone nice and hard who can straight up go to town for at least 4 minutes, thats all i need
640 - why is that slutty? is anything other than missionary slutty?? i'm confused. sounds like she had a fun night to me.
i need to get jackhammer fucked, someone please im in the 908
no, he lies, I am the original 7:15. ;))))
i put bad night cause i had a guy throwing me into new positions every 30 seconds like a wannabe porn star...needless to say i did not get off that night
this made me laugh so much harder than the original text hahaha
this site is turning into a joke
if you are calling yourself hot, chances are you're not.
Whoever said she's a slut is just jealous
why the fuck does unknown error keep showing up
pleaaaase 9:46 i havent gotten laid in 6 months!!!?
I had a bf like that. I never knew what was going on. It was awesome.
Pathetic funny is still funny.
9:06 needless to say, im going to fuck you
I want hot yoga sex!!!
Come to the 808
12:35: pretty curious as to how you managed to have sex in Upward Lotus...can't imagine what position she must have been in!
oh my i love rubbing my clit to this site, i need to get fucked bad
Cheyenne, was this about me?
That is freaking AWESOME..... I've done it once, which was not nearly enough.
ha no i am actually a hot blonde chick. idk about 7:15 tho
i'll be in ann arbor soon, we should meet up
7:07 & &:15 please refer to lameness of sextxting post...
And some girls have tight vaginas and smelly assholes... yummie!! ;)
umm shut up 7:36 i'm hot and haven't gotten laid in a month. i'm willing to do what it takes
10 27 what what in the butt?
It is fabulous and anyone who tells you different is a liar!
740- if your so hot, it wouldnt take a month for you to get fucked if your willing to "do what it takes" you dumb cunt
12:23 - i agree. except its all anonymous so no ones gonna get anything
10:54 not a bad nick, not bad at all. I love 'the splitter', especially when a girl asks "why do they keep calling you that?"
1047 takes anonymous posts seriously
this s.ite is a j.oke
I want to marry Tom Green.
ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST!!!!
to 658 on july 20: yes. appearently any woman who has intercourse is a slut
i wanna put my toes in everyone's but and make them frown
hah 7:15 that wasnt me but i'm in ann arbor...i think it's a no go. next time im in MA i'll look you up though :]
Who the hell keeps asking "who voted bad night!??oneoneleven1"
NO. ONE. CARES.
10:44 4 minutes only? Bah, who the fuck can't manage that?
Anyway, sorry, wrong country I think. Pretty sure you're not in Sydney Australia. Happ hunting.
9:20, if you read all of this thread, you clearly have no life either.
<3 a life-less tfln- er
Us massholes love our kinky sex
I'm here for the gangbang.
haha, anonymous posting makes it hilarious - anyone can be anyone.
go on 07 and 15 - make it happen - you might each get 12 people meeting with you wherever you go!
as for whatever straight-edged jumped-up asshole said that having flexible sex was slutty, live a little.
The best is when your doin anal and the girl shards on your dick while its in her.... thats soo fucken hot I blast a nice load in her right then and there
i did 8:33. then what?
9:22 ok fine you can be on top as long as i jizz all over your face and tits when we're done
737 ftw old school reference.
some girls are fupalicious
I bet they're both really ugly and creepy.
Go whack off. It's closer and free.
figures it is a masshole...
Im looking for 2 more girls for a three some in the 281 area...
Any takers? 9.5" here
who the hell voted bad night for this?
MI? If we both leave now we can meet up somewhere in PA in like 8 hours for some hot yoga sex.
i can only get off when im on top, after that i like trying as many new positions we can fit in before he gets off
I'll give you yoga, 4:13, as long as you haven't got a dick.
People put bad night just because they can..........deal with it
apparently just having sex makes a girl slutty according to the d-bags who post on this site
haha 2 more? so right now its just you
pathetic funny is the best funny
I feel like I'm reading the 'personals' section of the newspaper.
I would love for you to do yoga with my dick in you ;)
That's vagtasticcccc lol
question: i have a nasty fupa, which one of you boys would like to pet it than fuck me??
what are the odds, i'm free as well.
I am 737, 743, and 744
The funny one
Sweet, I am? I'll have you know they call me 'the splitter', for good reason.