It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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hey 9:27 pull the shit out of my ass and jerk off with it
1041 its ok,my ex best friend lost her virginity to a guy they called "big rip"
now we'll be equal
re-defining "hot" yoga?
this is 7:15 again, don't listen to them, they are just jealous about what we have. i'm in the 617, you?
7:07 here.. ive been waiting for you
to september 8, 2009 @ 3:28 pm: no some girls are pimps/players, even more than some guys holla!!. guys can be sluts too.
and btw if all women who have intercourse are sluts, does that mean ur mom is a slut? OH SNAP
7:07 it's 7:15...I'm here where r u?
are we meeting in ct?
you bet it is god damnit.
Roger that. You bring the lube, I'll bring the jackhammer and the diesel.
only if i can stick my dildo in your asshole
Hehe, being flexible makes fucking sooo much better.
awesome..see you in PA in 8 hours
It's probably two dudes. With STDs.
you all have no lives
307 thats here lets meet bahaha
you guys are horny silly cunts who clealy dont get laid cause youre talking about hooking up and meeting with random people that you will nine chances out of ten never ever run into in your entire life.
Sounds like my night last night. Dual purposes: amazing sex and a workout!!! Why not multi-task?
7:37 Is that an old school referense?
Question. from the American Apparel who prefers the blond taking off her shirt to the weird guy in the pink? cuz i'm a girl, and the girl looks much hotter to me than the guy,
Wanna practice yoga on me? And I do mean "on me"
don't you feel special 101
Anyway 330 here who wants a go?
Hey! We're married! We can have all the kinky sex we want!
agreed! and even if you weren't married this sounds like great sex anyways so more power to you :)
i once jizzed for 4 minutes straight while doing the upward lotus position on a chick
haha good god, most of you are pathetic.
but funny all the same.
cause your vag is stanky and TFLN knows it
i miss sex...it's been about a month since my bf and i broke up and this sounds amazing right now
Were you at in Wyoming?
707: what time are you free?
By what it takes: anal. On a side note, since we're no longer posting on the original text, who the fuck called this a bad night?
i just had sex with a sorostitute. fucking a
i called it a bad night. what u gonna do about it bitch
A GIRL having SEX? What a whore!
you tell me, no one cares that you like it when a girl farts on you
i want sex, soo baddd
it sucks when you have morals
This thread has gotten lame. Let's go back to the joy of the original post.....what joy :) I <3 yoga!
everytime my gf squirts i cum instantly
10:30 - i guess i have no life, haha
who was that in 734??.........
Stop attacking people with your disgusting lack of punctuation. It hurts more than you know...
640 - why is that slutty? is anything other than missionary slutty?? i'm confused. sounds like she had a fun night to me.
i need to get jackhammer fucked, someone please im in the 908
no, he lies, I am the original 7:15. ;))))
10:44 i need someone nice and hard who can straight up go to town for at least 4 minutes, thats all i need
i put bad night cause i had a guy throwing me into new positions every 30 seconds like a wannabe porn star...needless to say i did not get off that night
this made me laugh so much harder than the original text hahaha
Whoever said she's a slut is just jealous
this site is turning into a joke
if you are calling yourself hot, chances are you're not.
why the fuck does unknown error keep showing up
pleaaaase 9:46 i havent gotten laid in 6 months!!!?
I had a bf like that. I never knew what was going on. It was awesome.
Pathetic funny is still funny.
9:06 needless to say, im going to fuck you
I want hot yoga sex!!!
Come to the 808
12:35: pretty curious as to how you managed to have sex in Upward Lotus...can't imagine what position she must have been in!
oh my i love rubbing my clit to this site, i need to get fucked bad
Cheyenne, was this about me?
That is freaking AWESOME..... I've done it once, which was not nearly enough.
ha no i am actually a hot blonde chick. idk about 7:15 tho
i'll be in ann arbor soon, we should meet up
7:07 & &:15 please refer to lameness of sextxting post...
And some girls have tight vaginas and smelly assholes... yummie!! ;)
umm shut up 7:36 i'm hot and haven't gotten laid in a month. i'm willing to do what it takes
10 27 what what in the butt?
740- if your so hot, it wouldnt take a month for you to get fucked if your willing to "do what it takes" you dumb cunt
I want to marry Tom Green.
It is fabulous and anyone who tells you different is a liar!
12:23 - i agree. except its all anonymous so no ones gonna get anything
10:54 not a bad nick, not bad at all. I love 'the splitter', especially when a girl asks "why do they keep calling you that?"
1047 takes anonymous posts seriously
this s.ite is a j.oke
to 658 on july 20: yes. appearently any woman who has intercourse is a slut
ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST!!!!
hah 7:15 that wasnt me but i'm in ann arbor...i think it's a no go. next time im in MA i'll look you up though :]
10:44 4 minutes only? Bah, who the fuck can't manage that?
Anyway, sorry, wrong country I think. Pretty sure you're not in Sydney Australia. Happ hunting.
9:20, if you read all of this thread, you clearly have no life either.
<3 a life-less tfln- er
Who the hell keeps asking "who voted bad night!??oneoneleven1"
NO. ONE. CARES.
i wanna put my toes in everyone's but and make them frown
Us massholes love our kinky sex
I'm here for the gangbang.
haha, anonymous posting makes it hilarious - anyone can be anyone.
go on 07 and 15 - make it happen - you might each get 12 people meeting with you wherever you go!
as for whatever straight-edged jumped-up asshole said that having flexible sex was slutty, live a little.
The best is when your doin anal and the girl shards on your dick while its in her.... thats soo fucken hot I blast a nice load in her right then and there
i did 8:33. then what?
9:22 ok fine you can be on top as long as i jizz all over your face and tits when we're done
737 ftw old school reference.
I bet they're both really ugly and creepy.
some girls are fupalicious
Go whack off. It's closer and free.
figures it is a masshole...
Im looking for 2 more girls for a three some in the 281 area...
Any takers? 9.5" here
who the hell voted bad night for this?
i can only get off when im on top, after that i like trying as many new positions we can fit in before he gets off
MI? If we both leave now we can meet up somewhere in PA in like 8 hours for some hot yoga sex.
apparently just having sex makes a girl slutty according to the d-bags who post on this site
I'll give you yoga, 4:13, as long as you haven't got a dick.
People put bad night just because they can..........deal with it
haha 2 more? so right now its just you
pathetic funny is the best funny
I feel like I'm reading the 'personals' section of the newspaper.
I would love for you to do yoga with my dick in you ;)
That's vagtasticcccc lol
question: i have a nasty fupa, which one of you boys would like to pet it than fuck me??
I am 737, 743, and 744
The funny one
what are the odds, i'm free as well.
Sweet, I am? I'll have you know they call me 'the splitter', for good reason.