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  • hey 9:27 pull the shit out of my ass and jerk off with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:28pm
  • 1041 its ok,my ex best friend lost her virginity to a guy they called "big rip" now we'll be equal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:54pm
  • 7:07, this is 7:15 again, don't listen to them, they are just jealous about what we have. i'm in the 617, you? 7:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:42pm
  • to september 8, 2009 @ 3:28 pm: no some girls are pimps/players, even more than some guys holla!!. guys can be sluts too. and btw if all women who have intercourse are sluts, does that mean ur mom is a slut? OH SNAP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:53pm
  • 7:07 it's 7:15...I'm here where r u?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:51pm
  • 7:07 here.. ive been waiting for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:52pm
  • re-defining "hot" yoga?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:03am
  • you bet it is god damnit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:22pm
  • only if i can stick my dildo in your asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:25pm
  • are we meeting in ct?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Roger that. You bring the lube, I'll bring the jackhammer and the diesel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:44pm
  • you all have no lives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:20am
  • Hehe, being flexible makes fucking sooo much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Hey! We're married! We can have all the kinky sex we want!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:41pm
    • agreed! and even if you weren't married this sounds like great sex anyways so more power to you :)

      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 12:14am
  • 7:37 Is that an old school referense?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:20pm
  • awesome..see you in PA in 8 hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Sounds like my night last night. Dual purposes: amazing sex and a workout!!! Why not multi-task?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:27pm
  • 307 thats here lets meet bahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Wanna practice yoga on me? And I do mean "on me"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:13am
  • you guys are horny silly cunts who clealy dont get laid cause youre talking about hooking up and meeting with random people that you will nine chances out of ten never ever run into in your entire life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:50am
  • cause your vag is stanky and TFLN knows it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Question. from the American Apparel who prefers the blond taking off her shirt to the weird guy in the pink? cuz i'm a girl, and the girl looks much hotter to me than the guy,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:38pm
  • i once jizzed for 4 minutes straight while doing the upward lotus position on a chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:35pm
  • It's probably two dudes. With STDs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:02pm
  • haha good god, most of you are pathetic. but funny all the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:00am
  • don't you feel special 101 Anyway 330 here who wants a go?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 707: what time are you free?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:15pm
  • i just had sex with a sorostitute. fucking a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Were you at in Wyoming?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:20am
  • By what it takes: anal. On a side note, since we're no longer posting on the original text, who the fuck called this a bad night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:33pm
  • i miss sex...it's been about a month since my bf and i broke up and this sounds amazing right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:07pm
  • you tell me, no one cares that you like it when a girl farts on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:18pm
  • who was that in 734??.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:06am
  • This thread has gotten lame. Let's go back to the joy of the original post.....what joy :) I <3 yoga!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:51pm
  • 10:30 - i guess i have no life, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:26am
  • 640 - why is that slutty? is anything other than missionary slutty?? i'm confused. sounds like she had a fun night to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Stop attacking people with your disgusting lack of punctuation. It hurts more than you know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:53am
  • i called it a bad night. what u gonna do about it bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:45pm
  • everytime my gf squirts i cum instantly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:45pm
  • GASP! A GIRL having SEX? What a whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:14pm
  • 10:44 i need someone nice and hard who can straight up go to town for at least 4 minutes, thats all i need 10:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Whoever said she's a slut is just jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:03pm
  • i want sex, soo baddd it sucks when you have morals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:12pm
  • no, he lies, I am the original 7:15. ;))))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:46pm
  • i need to get jackhammer fucked, someone please im in the 908

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:43pm
  • pleaaaase 9:46 i havent gotten laid in 6 months!!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:51pm
  • why the fuck does unknown error keep showing up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Pathetic funny is still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:38am
  • i put bad night cause i had a guy throwing me into new positions every 30 seconds like a wannabe porn star...needless to say i did not get off that night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:06pm
    • this made me laugh so much harder than the original text hahaha

      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 12:17am
  • if you are calling yourself hot, chances are you're not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:12pm
  • this site is turning into a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:47pm
  • I had a bf like that. I never knew what was going on. It was awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:36am
  • And some girls have tight vaginas and smelly assholes... yummie!! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:10pm
  • 9:06 needless to say, im going to fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I want hot yoga sex!!! Come to the 808

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Cheyenne, was this about me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:57pm
  • That is freaking AWESOME..... I've done it once, which was not nearly enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:48pm
  • ha no i am actually a hot blonde chick. idk about 7:15 tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:04pm
  • 12:35: pretty curious as to how you managed to have sex in Upward Lotus...can't imagine what position she must have been in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:53pm
  • 10:54 not a bad nick, not bad at all. I love 'the splitter', especially when a girl asks "why do they keep calling you that?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:49pm
  • umm shut up 7:36 i'm hot and haven't gotten laid in a month. i'm willing to do what it takes <3 7:07

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:40pm
  • 12:23 - i agree. except its all anonymous so no ones gonna get anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:29am
  • i'll be in ann arbor soon, we should meet up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:31am
  • 10 27 what what in the butt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:28pm
  • 7:07 & &:15 please refer to lameness of sextxting post...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:36pm
  • I want to marry Tom Green.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:25pm
  • oh my i love rubbing my clit to this site, i need to get fucked bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:41pm
  • 1047 takes anonymous posts seriously this s.ite is a j.oke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:55pm
  • I'm here for the gangbang.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Who the hell keeps asking "who voted bad night!??oneoneleven1" NO. ONE. CARES.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:44am
  • to 658 on july 20: yes. appearently any woman who has intercourse is a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:28pm
  • It is fabulous and anyone who tells you different is a liar!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Us massholes love our kinky sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:47pm
  • i wanna put my toes in everyone's but and make them frown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:40pm
  • hah 7:15 that wasnt me but i'm in ann arbor...i think it's a no go. next time im in MA i'll look you up though :] 7:07

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:00pm
  • 10:44 4 minutes only? Bah, who the fuck can't manage that? Anyway, sorry, wrong country I think. Pretty sure you're not in Sydney Australia. Happ hunting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:51pm
  • ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 740- if your so hot, it wouldnt take a month for you to get fucked if your willing to "do what it takes" you dumb cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:27pm
  • The best is when your doin anal and the girl shards on your dick while its in her.... thats soo fucken hot I blast a nice load in her right then and there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:12pm
  • i did 8:33. then what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:37pm
  • 9:20, if you read all of this thread, you clearly have no life either. <3 a life-less tfln- er

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:30am
  • I bet they're both really ugly and creepy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:59pm
  • haha, anonymous posting makes it hilarious - anyone can be anyone. go on 07 and 15 - make it happen - you might each get 12 people meeting with you wherever you go! as for whatever straight-edged jumped-up asshole said that having flexible sex was slutty, live a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:50pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:27pm
  • 737 ftw old school reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:26pm
  • 9:22 ok fine you can be on top as long as i jizz all over your face and tits when we're done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:23pm
  • figures it is a masshole...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:43pm
  • who the hell voted bad night for this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:41am
  • Go whack off. It's closer and free.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:20pm
  • I'll give you yoga, 4:13, as long as you haven't got a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:30am
  • i can only get off when im on top, after that i like trying as many new positions we can fit in before he gets off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:22pm
  • apparently just having sex makes a girl slutty according to the d-bags who post on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:58pm
  • MI? If we both leave now we can meet up somewhere in PA in like 8 hours for some hot yoga sex. 7:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Im looking for 2 more girls for a three some in the 281 area... Any takers? 9.5" here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:17am
  • People put bad night just because they can..........deal with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:03pm
  • some girls are fupalicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:05pm
  • pathetic funny is the best funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:24am
  • I feel like I'm reading the 'personals' section of the newspaper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23am
  • haha 2 more? so right now its just you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:20am
  • I would love for you to do yoga with my dick in you ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:04pm
  • That's vagtasticcccc lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:12am
  • question: i have a nasty fupa, which one of you boys would like to pet it than fuck me??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:39pm
  • 7:07, what are the odds, i'm free as well. 7:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Sweet, I am? I'll have you know they call me 'the splitter', for good reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:41pm
  • I am 737, 743, and 744 The funny one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:46pm