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  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:27pm

    Sounds like my night last night. Dual purposes: amazing sex and a workout!!! Why not multi-task?

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:25pm

    only if i can stick my dildo in your asshole

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:41pm

    Hey! We're married! We can have all the kinky sex we want!

    • 37 41
      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 12:14am

      agreed! and even if you weren't married this sounds like great sex anyways so more power to you :)

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:28pm

    hey 9:27 pull the shit out of my ass and jerk off with it

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:06am

    who was that in 734??.........

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:44am

    Who the hell keeps asking "who voted bad night!??oneoneleven1" NO. ONE. CARES.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:03am

    re-defining "hot" yoga?

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:53am

    Stop attacking people with your disgusting lack of punctuation. It hurts more than you know...

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:10pm

    i just had sex with a sorostitute. fucking a

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:22pm

    you bet it is god damnit.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:12pm

    i want sex, soo baddd it sucks when you have morals

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:00am

    haha good god, most of you are pathetic. but funny all the same.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:44pm

    cause your vag is stanky and TFLN knows it

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:37pm

    i did 8:33. then what?

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:58pm

    apparently just having sex makes a girl slutty according to the d-bags who post on this site

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:35pm

    i once jizzed for 4 minutes straight while doing the upward lotus position on a chick

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:49pm

    10:54 not a bad nick, not bad at all. I love 'the splitter', especially when a girl asks "why do they keep calling you that?"

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:52pm

    7:07 here.. ive been waiting for you

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:41pm

    oh my i love rubbing my clit to this site, i need to get fucked bad

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:13am

    Wanna practice yoga on me? And I do mean "on me"

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:00pm

    hah 7:15 that wasnt me but i'm in ann arbor...i think it's a no go. next time im in MA i'll look you up though :] 7:07

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:54pm

    1041 its ok,my ex best friend lost her virginity to a guy they called "big rip" now we'll be equal

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:25pm

    I want to marry Tom Green.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:42pm

    7:07, this is 7:15 again, don't listen to them, they are just jealous about what we have. i'm in the 617, you? 7:15

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:45pm

    i called it a bad night. what u gonna do about it bitch

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:46pm

    no, he lies, I am the original 7:15. ;))))

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:32pm

    307 thats here lets meet bahaha

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:48pm

    That is freaking AWESOME..... I've done it once, which was not nearly enough.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:44pm

    Roger that. You bring the lube, I'll bring the jackhammer and the diesel.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:39pm

    question: i have a nasty fupa, which one of you boys would like to pet it than fuck me??

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:26am

    10:30 - i guess i have no life, haha

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:17am

    Im looking for 2 more girls for a three some in the 281 area... Any takers? 9.5" here

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:08pm

    9:06 needless to say, im going to fuck you

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:07pm

    i miss sex...it's been about a month since my bf and i broke up and this sounds amazing right now

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:28pm

    to 658 on july 20: yes. appearently any woman who has intercourse is a slut

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:20pm

    7:37 Is that an old school referense?

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:37pm

    I'm here for the gangbang.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:38am

    Pathetic funny is still funny.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:53pm

    to september 8, 2009 @ 3:28 pm: no some girls are pimps/players, even more than some guys holla!!. guys can be sluts too. and btw if all women who have intercourse are sluts, does that mean ur mom is a slut? OH SNAP

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:20am

    you all have no lives

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:12pm

    The best is when your doin anal and the girl shards on your dick while its in her.... thats soo fucken hot I blast a nice load in her right then and there

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:02pm

    It's probably two dudes. With STDs.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:53pm

    are we meeting in ct?

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:53pm

    12:35: pretty curious as to how you managed to have sex in Upward Lotus...can't imagine what position she must have been in!

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:40pm

    i wanna put my toes in everyone's but and make them frown

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:51pm

    pleaaaase 9:46 i havent gotten laid in 6 months!!!?

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:44pm

    why the fuck does unknown error keep showing up

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:22pm

    i can only get off when im on top, after that i like trying as many new positions we can fit in before he gets off

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:50am

    you guys are horny silly cunts who clealy dont get laid cause youre talking about hooking up and meeting with random people that you will nine chances out of ten never ever run into in your entire life.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37pm

    don't you feel special 101 Anyway 330 here who wants a go?

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:46pm

    10:44 i need someone nice and hard who can straight up go to town for at least 4 minutes, thats all i need 10:43

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:12pm

    if you are calling yourself hot, chances are you're not.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:50pm

    640 - why is that slutty? is anything other than missionary slutty?? i'm confused. sounds like she had a fun night to me.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:26pm

    737 ftw old school reference.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:27pm

    740- if your so hot, it wouldnt take a month for you to get fucked if your willing to "do what it takes" you dumb cunt

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:36pm

    7:07 & &:15 please refer to lameness of sextxting post...

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:41am

    who the hell voted bad night for this?

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:27pm

    checkout ijustwanttotellyou.c0m

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:30am

    9:20, if you read all of this thread, you clearly have no life either. <3 a life-less tfln- er

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:29am

    12:23 - i agree. except its all anonymous so no ones gonna get anything

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:28pm

    awesome..see you in PA in 8 hours

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:59pm

    I want hot yoga sex!!! Come to the 808

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:47pm

    Us massholes love our kinky sex

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23am

    I feel like I'm reading the 'personals' section of the newspaper.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:28pm

    10 27 what what in the butt?

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:05pm

    some girls are fupalicious

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:33pm

    By what it takes: anal. On a side note, since we're no longer posting on the original text, who the fuck called this a bad night?

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:57pm

    Cheyenne, was this about me?

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:54pm

    Hehe, being flexible makes fucking sooo much better.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:51pm

    7:07 it's 7:15...I'm here where r u?

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:51pm

    10:44 4 minutes only? Bah, who the fuck can't manage that? Anyway, sorry, wrong country I think. Pretty sure you're not in Sydney Australia. Happ hunting.

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:43pm

    i need to get jackhammer fucked, someone please im in the 908

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:18pm

    you tell me, no one cares that you like it when a girl farts on you

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:38pm

    Question. from the American Apparel who prefers the blond taking off her shirt to the weird guy in the pink? cuz i'm a girl, and the girl looks much hotter to me than the guy,

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:20pm

    Go whack off. It's closer and free.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:47pm

    this site is turning into a joke

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:41pm

    Sweet, I am? I'll have you know they call me 'the splitter', for good reason.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:54pm

    MI? If we both leave now we can meet up somewhere in PA in like 8 hours for some hot yoga sex. 7:15

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:51pm

    This thread has gotten lame. Let's go back to the joy of the original post.....what joy :) I <3 yoga!

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:15pm

    707: what time are you free?

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:14pm

    GASP! A GIRL having SEX? What a whore!

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:06pm

    i put bad night cause i had a guy throwing me into new positions every 30 seconds like a wannabe porn star...needless to say i did not get off that night

    • 20 42
      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 12:17am

      this made me laugh so much harder than the original text hahaha

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:50pm

    haha, anonymous posting makes it hilarious - anyone can be anyone. go on 07 and 15 - make it happen - you might each get 12 people meeting with you wherever you go! as for whatever straight-edged jumped-up asshole said that having flexible sex was slutty, live a little.

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:36am

    I had a bf like that. I never knew what was going on. It was awesome.

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:59pm

    I bet they're both really ugly and creepy.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:40pm

    umm shut up 7:36 i'm hot and haven't gotten laid in a month. i'm willing to do what it takes <3 7:07

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:55pm

    1047 takes anonymous posts seriously this s.ite is a j.oke

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:04pm

    I would love for you to do yoga with my dick in you ;)

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:04pm

    ha no i am actually a hot blonde chick. idk about 7:15 tho

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:20am

    Were you at in Wyoming?

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:10pm

    And some girls have tight vaginas and smelly assholes... yummie!! ;)

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:03pm

    People put bad night just because they can..........deal with it

  • 27 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:31am

    i'll be in ann arbor soon, we should meet up

  • 33 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:45pm

    everytime my gf squirts i cum instantly

  • 22 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:24pm

    ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST!!!!

  • 29 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:43pm

    figures it is a masshole...

  • 32 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:03pm

    Whoever said she's a slut is just jealous

  • 38 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:34pm

    7:07, what are the odds, i'm free as well. 7:15

  • 24 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:12am

    That's vagtasticcccc lol

  • 32 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:30am

    I'll give you yoga, 4:13, as long as you haven't got a dick.

  • 42 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:20am

    haha 2 more? so right now its just you

  • 31 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:38pm

    It is fabulous and anyone who tells you different is a liar!

  • 26 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:23pm

    9:22 ok fine you can be on top as long as i jizz all over your face and tits when we're done

  • 31 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:24am

    pathetic funny is the best funny

  • 30 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:46pm

    I am 737, 743, and 744 The funny one