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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:14pm

    And if you were a frequenter of tfln you'd realize there is ONLY English professors, people who get high, people who are first, some soviet Russians and Allen the spammer on this site.

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      Submitted by Daft on May 5, 10 at 6:25pm

      Don't forget all the sluts.

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        Submitted by Herschel on May 5, 10 at 8:23pm

        Sluts, people who bitch about sluts, and people who bitch about people who bitch about sluts.

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          Submitted by TowerCrane on May 5, 10 at 9:19pm

          the circle of life in a nutshell.

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            Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 6, 10 at 12:05am

            i'm in the company of geniuses

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      Submitted by jerrygarcia91 on May 6, 10 at 2:04pm

      You also forgot about men with 10-inch long penises. Everyone here has one of those. Even the slutty girls.

  • Submitted by schlock on May 5, 10 at 4:30pm

    Adderall is a sympathomimetic. So while, in therory, it should increase the ability for a man to ejeculate, it should also decrease ones ability to generate and maintain and erection. In other words, I call bullshit.

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      Submitted by Caligan1 on May 5, 10 at 6:30pm

      that explains why i couldn't get it up my first time wit my last girlfriend. lol so i'm not crazy thnx. you just made my day better by a whole lot

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      Submitted by fucktheworld00 on May 5, 10 at 6:49pm

      Half right. Adderall makes it hard as FUCK to get a boner. like it took me half an hour jacking it to hardcore porn to get past a semi.\nbut once that erection was there, it was kingly.

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      Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:19pm

      im glad i take concerta then.

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        Submitted by fucktheworld00 on May 5, 10 at 8:36pm

        Lol Concerta was tricky too but nowhere near as bad. and yes i have been on like everything, fucking doctors.

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        Submitted by Ciel on May 6, 10 at 2:16am

        Except concerta still screws with you...I can't take it before anything fun or else I'm concentrating too much to enjoy it. :/

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          Submitted by fucktheworld00 on May 6, 10 at 9:41am

          It was fun as hell for me at first, made me so confident at parties. then it started to make my mind go blank, and then i got depressed as hell.\nfuck ritalin in all its various forms.

  • Submitted by ingebeastly on May 5, 10 at 5:31pm

    is this site just an ad for adderall?

    • 51 54
      Submitted by Herschel on May 5, 10 at 8:21pm

      No, it's also got ads for dirty porn, abortion clinics, and cheap booze. Puke cleanup optional.

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    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 5, 10 at 8:25pm

    Whoever said this text is a fucking liar...and has actually never been on adderall. More blood to your brain = less blood to your penis. Getting it up takes a lot of work and even then it takes a while. Definitely bullshit.

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      Submitted by duxy9 on May 5, 10 at 9:17pm

      I happen to know the person who sent this. And I happen to know, it's definitely not bullshit ;)

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        Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 5, 10 at 9:48pm

        No you don't, and this is complete bullshit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:18pm

    *dismissed. Dammit.

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 4:44pm

    Dad? i didn't know you cruised TFLN?

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 5, 10 at 4:24pm

    What's it like living in virtual fear of the sun?

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    Submitted by IrishAce on May 5, 10 at 6:32pm

    i'm with schlock. Every time I take adderall, my dick gets skinny and worthless. I cant even feel it...

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 6, 10 at 2:02am

    The thing I hate most about all these fuckin adderral texts is LET'S RIDE BIKES!

  • 62 44
    Submitted by ambzx on May 6, 10 at 9:10am

    I'm in love.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:55pm

    And I'd rather be an English professor than a professor of why dicks don't work. Just sayin'

  • 69 61
    Submitted by jamz on May 5, 10 at 9:30pm

    This is the first time I've ever like the collection of comments more then the txt.

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    Submitted by Diabl0Jak19 on May 5, 10 at 10:22pm

    That's a lie and I've never been on adderall. Any guy can do that 8x a day and cum

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:40pm

    Northern VA ftw!

  • 61 56
    Submitted by tsims12284 on May 6, 10 at 7:49am

    I have had the same experience on adderal!! With each ejaculation more intense than the last!!! AMAZING Drug!!!

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 6, 10 at 12:07am

    If the iron man challenge is 10, then Tony stark can lick my nutsack! 14!!!!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by backy1 on May 5, 10 at 9:09pm

    703. Gotta love it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:17pm

    So today's lesson is if you try and act all cool and scholarly on a chilled site like this prepare to get schooled. Like you just did. Dismmissed, cock sucker :)

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 5, 10 at 5:08pm

    this is funny idek what to say to it haha

  • 55 61
    Submitted by RockyTopTN on May 5, 10 at 4:57pm

    This is true, I am glad someone else thinks this. \nFuck trying to study for finals....

  • 53 60
    Submitted by dmagician on May 5, 10 at 7:57pm

    Sooo true man. I did I at least that many times on addy in one day.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 5, 10 at 11:21pm

    Let's all medicate ourselves...it's the way we ignore our problems...wtf

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:50pm

    Now every time you fail with your life partner you can blame adderral :)

  • 53 64
    Submitted by jsloane on May 6, 10 at 8:17pm

    Adderall makes your dick stay soft so this is a lie

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Caligan1 on May 5, 10 at 6:38pm

    Well now i know not to use it on date nights lol

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    Submitted by adderallking on May 5, 10 at 7:53pm

    This is obviously not true since the ironman challenge is ten times... Just saying

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:10pm

    5.01, if you were typing with your phone you'd be more than likely to realize there's no reply function on iPhones. Secondly, salting? Now you're trying to coin your own phrases? What's with you sucking with this language?

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      Submitted by schlock on May 5, 10 at 6:44pm

      Well there is a "view full site" option which I was and am currently using. It was supposed to be clever because he said "peppering" and I never claimed I was king of english.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:38pm

    Peppering a bullshit call with spelling mistakes detracts from credibility. Come back after English class is finished.

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      Submitted by schlock on May 5, 10 at 5:01pm

      So what does salting a spelling error call with failure to hit the reply button do? I can alway use citations to enhance credibility (http://adhd.emedtv.com/adderall/adderall-sexual-side-effects.html) or use the excuse that I was typing with my phone and didn't proof read my post as I assumed few english professors visited this site.

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    Submitted by xander6 on May 6, 10 at 9:02pm

    Rep the 703 nothern VA taaaaaanks boiii

  • 55 76
    Submitted by LegalizeMe on May 6, 10 at 12:49pm

    Meth + Ecstasy = orgasms until your are both raw and hurting.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by CaraAmore on May 6, 10 at 10:32am

    You cna make a guy come up to 10 times in a tweleve hour period without adderrall... you just need to be persistent

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:48pm

    Emphasis on "supposed to". It didn't work, sorry. You tried to look cool and got schooled. Hey, it happens. At least you know more about dicks not working than other ppl here. That's something, right?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:51pm

    Or adderall even. If you can't find the adderral. *cough*

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    Submitted by johnson34 on May 5, 10 at 10:35pm

    Herschel is such a cock sucker

  • 47 65
    Submitted by knuckles on May 5, 10 at 6:06pm

    Another fucking repost

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 5:04pm

    M E works? Interesting. Tell me how. I'll take notes

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    Submitted by summerstorm on May 6, 10 at 7:07am

    Adderall only works really well for me if I don't take it every day. I don't know that it has any effect on sex for me... But I can clean like a mofo!

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    Submitted by awkward on May 5, 10 at 9:59pm

    That's almost scary.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:56pm

    So just give up. Like your erection apparently does. Kay?

  • 47 73
    Submitted by UCF06 on May 5, 10 at 11:01pm

    Adderall makes it very difficult for guy's to get hard...which is why I broke up with one of my ex boyfriends after only 3 months.

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    Submitted by dsrptvpatrnmatrl on May 5, 10 at 5:23pm

    a> that stuff does the same thing to me & b> 8 times in a day is a low record for me, 8 times with one guy in one night is more normal.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 28, 12 at 6:51am

    Look people, all drugs effect all people differently. It's doesn't make this a lie. Usually if a guy take adderall it does make it more difficult to get hard. But if you take it and get hard before it kicks in, once it hits you, you can fuck like a champion. It's a stimulant just like mth or coke. So it gives yours stamina

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    Submitted by gypsyhook on May 6, 10 at 4:26am

    i'm loving all the comments on this.