Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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And if you were a frequenter of tfln you'd realize there is ONLY English professors, people who get high, people who are first, some soviet Russians and Allen the spammer on this site.
Don't forget all the sluts.
Sluts, people who bitch about sluts, and people who bitch about people who bitch about sluts.
the circle of life in a nutshell.
i'm in the company of geniuses
You also forgot about men with 10-inch long penises. Everyone here has one of those. Even the slutty girls.
Adderall is a sympathomimetic. So while, in therory, it should increase the ability for a man to ejeculate, it should also decrease ones ability to generate and maintain and erection. In other words, I call bullshit.
that explains why i couldn't get it up my first time wit my last girlfriend. lol so i'm not crazy thnx. you just made my day better by a whole lot
Half right. Adderall makes it hard as FUCK to get a boner. like it took me half an hour jacking it to hardcore porn to get past a semi.\nbut once that erection was there, it was kingly.
im glad i take concerta then.
Lol Concerta was tricky too but nowhere near as bad. and yes i have been on like everything, fucking doctors.
Except concerta still screws with you...I can't take it before anything fun or else I'm concentrating too much to enjoy it. :/
It was fun as hell for me at first, made me so confident at parties. then it started to make my mind go blank, and then i got depressed as hell.\nfuck ritalin in all its various forms.
is this site just an ad for adderall?
No, it's also got ads for dirty porn, abortion clinics, and cheap booze. Puke cleanup optional.
Dad? i didn't know you cruised TFLN?
The thing I hate most about all these fuckin adderral texts is LET'S RIDE BIKES!
This is the first time I've ever like the collection of comments more then the txt.
Whoever said this text is a fucking liar...and has actually never been on adderall. More blood to your brain = less blood to your penis. Getting it up takes a lot of work and even then it takes a while. Definitely bullshit.
I happen to know the person who sent this. And I happen to know, it's definitely not bullshit ;)
No you don't, and this is complete bullshit.
Northern VA ftw!
i'm with schlock. Every time I take adderall, my dick gets skinny and worthless. I cant even feel it...
Or adderall even. If you can't find the adderral. *cough*
And I'd rather be an English professor than a professor of why dicks don't work. Just sayin'
Well now i know not to use it on date nights lol
Adderall makes your dick stay soft so this is a lie
Rep the 703 nothern VA taaaaaanks boiii
What's it like living in virtual fear of the sun?
That's a lie and I've never been on adderall. Any guy can do that 8x a day and cum
So today's lesson is if you try and act all cool and scholarly on a chilled site like this prepare to get schooled. Like you just did. Dismmissed, cock sucker :)
If the iron man challenge is 10, then Tony stark can lick my nutsack! 14!!!!
Sooo true man. I did I at least that many times on addy in one day.
I'm in love.
Let's all medicate ourselves...it's the way we ignore our problems...wtf
Now every time you fail with your life partner you can blame adderral :)
You cna make a guy come up to 10 times in a tweleve hour period without adderrall... you just need to be persistent
703. Gotta love it
M E works? Interesting. Tell me how. I'll take notes
That's almost scary.
I have had the same experience on adderal!! With each ejaculation more intense than the last!!! AMAZING Drug!!!
Emphasis on "supposed to". It didn't work, sorry. You tried to look cool and got schooled. Hey, it happens. At least you know more about dicks not working than other ppl here. That's something, right?
5.01, if you were typing with your phone you'd be more than likely to realize there's no reply function on iPhones. Secondly, salting? Now you're trying to coin your own phrases? What's with you sucking with this language?
Well there is a "view full site" option which I was and am currently using. It was supposed to be clever because he said "peppering" and I never claimed I was king of english.
Look people, all drugs effect all people differently. It's doesn't make this a lie. Usually if a guy take adderall it does make it more difficult to get hard. But if you take it and get hard before it kicks in, once it hits you, you can fuck like a champion. It's a stimulant just like mth or coke. So it gives yours stamina
This is obviously not true since the ironman challenge is ten times... Just saying
Peppering a bullshit call with spelling mistakes detracts from credibility. Come back after English class is finished.
So what does salting a spelling error call with failure to hit the reply button do? I can alway use citations to enhance credibility (http://adhd.emedtv.com/adderall/adderall-sexual-side-effects.html) or use the excuse that I was typing with my phone and didn't proof read my post as I assumed few english professors visited this site.
Meth + Ecstasy = orgasms until your are both raw and hurting.
a> that stuff does the same thing to me & b> 8 times in a day is a low record for me, 8 times with one guy in one night is more normal.
This is true, I am glad someone else thinks this. \nFuck trying to study for finals....
So just give up. Like your erection apparently does. Kay?
Adderall only works really well for me if I don't take it every day. I don't know that it has any effect on sex for me... But I can clean like a mofo!
Another fucking repost
this is funny idek what to say to it haha
Adderall makes it very difficult for guy's to get hard...which is why I broke up with one of my ex boyfriends after only 3 months.
i'm loving all the comments on this.
Herschel is such a cock sucker