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  • And if you were a frequenter of tfln you'd realize there is ONLY English professors, people who get high, people who are first, some soviet Russians and Allen the spammer on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:14pm
  • Adderall is a sympathomimetic. So while, in therory, it should increase the ability for a man to ejeculate, it should also decrease ones ability to generate and maintain and erection. In other words, I call bullshit.

    Submitted by schlock on May 5, 10 at 4:30pm
    • that explains why i couldn't get it up my first time wit my last girlfriend. lol so i'm not crazy thnx. you just made my day better by a whole lot

      Submitted by Caligan1 on May 5, 10 at 6:30pm
    • Half right. Adderall makes it hard as FUCK to get a boner. like it took me half an hour jacking it to hardcore porn to get past a semi.\nbut once that erection was there, it was kingly.

      Submitted by fucktheworld00 on May 5, 10 at 6:49pm
    • im glad i take concerta then.

      Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:19pm
      • Lol Concerta was tricky too but nowhere near as bad. and yes i have been on like everything, fucking doctors.

        Submitted by fucktheworld00 on May 5, 10 at 8:36pm
      • Except concerta still screws with you...I can't take it before anything fun or else I'm concentrating too much to enjoy it. :/

        Submitted by Ciel on May 6, 10 at 2:16am
        • It was fun as hell for me at first, made me so confident at parties. then it started to make my mind go blank, and then i got depressed as hell.\nfuck ritalin in all its various forms.

          Submitted by fucktheworld00 on May 6, 10 at 9:41am
  • is this site just an ad for adderall?

    Submitted by ingebeastly on May 5, 10 at 5:31pm
    • No, it's also got ads for dirty porn, abortion clinics, and cheap booze. Puke cleanup optional.

      Submitted by Herschel on May 5, 10 at 8:21pm
  • *dismissed. Dammit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:18pm
  • Dad? i didn't know you cruised TFLN?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 4:44pm
  • The thing I hate most about all these fuckin adderral texts is LET'S RIDE BIKES!

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 6, 10 at 2:02am
  • This is the first time I've ever like the collection of comments more then the txt.

    Submitted by jamz on May 5, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Whoever said this text is a fucking liar...and has actually never been on adderall. More blood to your brain = less blood to your penis. Getting it up takes a lot of work and even then it takes a while. Definitely bullshit.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 5, 10 at 8:25pm
    • I happen to know the person who sent this. And I happen to know, it's definitely not bullshit ;)

      Submitted by duxy9 on May 5, 10 at 9:17pm
  • Northern VA ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:40pm
  • i'm with schlock. Every time I take adderall, my dick gets skinny and worthless. I cant even feel it...

    Submitted by IrishAce on May 5, 10 at 6:32pm
  • Or adderall even. If you can't find the adderral. *cough*

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:51pm
  • Well now i know not to use it on date nights lol

    Submitted by Caligan1 on May 5, 10 at 6:38pm
  • And I'd rather be an English professor than a professor of why dicks don't work. Just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:55pm
  • Rep the 703 nothern VA taaaaaanks boiii

    Submitted by xander6 on May 6, 10 at 9:02pm
  • Adderall makes your dick stay soft so this is a lie

    Submitted by jsloane on May 6, 10 at 8:17pm
  • If the iron man challenge is 10, then Tony stark can lick my nutsack! 14!!!!

    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 6, 10 at 12:07am
  • So today's lesson is if you try and act all cool and scholarly on a chilled site like this prepare to get schooled. Like you just did. Dismmissed, cock sucker :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:17pm
  • What's it like living in virtual fear of the sun?

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 5, 10 at 4:24pm
  • That's a lie and I've never been on adderall. Any guy can do that 8x a day and cum

    Submitted by Diabl0Jak19 on May 5, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Sooo true man. I did I at least that many times on addy in one day.

    Submitted by dmagician on May 5, 10 at 7:57pm
  • Now every time you fail with your life partner you can blame adderral :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:50pm
  • Let's all medicate ourselves...it's the way we ignore our problems...wtf

    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 5, 10 at 11:21pm
  • I'm in love.

    Submitted by ambzx on May 6, 10 at 9:10am
  • 703. Gotta love it

    Submitted by backy1 on May 5, 10 at 9:09pm
  • You cna make a guy come up to 10 times in a tweleve hour period without adderrall... you just need to be persistent

    Submitted by CaraAmore on May 6, 10 at 10:32am
  • That's almost scary.

    Submitted by awkward on May 5, 10 at 9:59pm
  • Emphasis on "supposed to". It didn't work, sorry. You tried to look cool and got schooled. Hey, it happens. At least you know more about dicks not working than other ppl here. That's something, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:48pm
  • M E works? Interesting. Tell me how. I'll take notes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 5:04pm
  • I have had the same experience on adderal!! With each ejaculation more intense than the last!!! AMAZING Drug!!!

    Submitted by tsims12284 on May 6, 10 at 7:49am
  • Look people, all drugs effect all people differently. It's doesn't make this a lie. Usually if a guy take adderall it does make it more difficult to get hard. But if you take it and get hard before it kicks in, once it hits you, you can fuck like a champion. It's a stimulant just like mth or coke. So it gives yours stamina

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 28, 12 at 6:51am
  • This is obviously not true since the ironman challenge is ten times... Just saying

    Submitted by adderallking on May 5, 10 at 7:53pm
  • 5.01, if you were typing with your phone you'd be more than likely to realize there's no reply function on iPhones. Secondly, salting? Now you're trying to coin your own phrases? What's with you sucking with this language?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:10pm
    • Well there is a "view full site" option which I was and am currently using. It was supposed to be clever because he said "peppering" and I never claimed I was king of english.

      Submitted by schlock on May 5, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Peppering a bullshit call with spelling mistakes detracts from credibility. Come back after English class is finished.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:38pm
    • So what does salting a spelling error call with failure to hit the reply button do? I can alway use citations to enhance credibility (http://adhd.emedtv.com/adderall/adderall-sexual-side-effects.html) or use the excuse that I was typing with my phone and didn't proof read my post as I assumed few english professors visited this site.

      Submitted by schlock on May 5, 10 at 5:01pm
  • Meth + Ecstasy = orgasms until your are both raw and hurting.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on May 6, 10 at 12:49pm
  • a> that stuff does the same thing to me & b> 8 times in a day is a low record for me, 8 times with one guy in one night is more normal.

    Submitted by dsrptvpatrnmatrl on May 5, 10 at 5:23pm
  • This is true, I am glad someone else thinks this. \nFuck trying to study for finals....

    Submitted by RockyTopTN on May 5, 10 at 4:57pm
  • Adderall only works really well for me if I don't take it every day. I don't know that it has any effect on sex for me... But I can clean like a mofo!

    Submitted by summerstorm on May 6, 10 at 7:07am
  • So just give up. Like your erection apparently does. Kay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Another fucking repost

    Submitted by knuckles on May 5, 10 at 6:06pm
  • this is funny idek what to say to it haha

    Submitted by fd1 on May 5, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Adderall makes it very difficult for guy's to get hard...which is why I broke up with one of my ex boyfriends after only 3 months.

    Submitted by UCF06 on May 5, 10 at 11:01pm
  • i'm loving all the comments on this.

    Submitted by gypsyhook on May 6, 10 at 4:26am
  • Herschel is such a cock sucker

    Submitted by johnson34 on May 5, 10 at 10:35pm
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