What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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You don't have enough money to afford those flowers.
right, and then she'll give you the flower that says " youre a daddy!"
Advantages of a quality relationship: unprotected sex, from behind. Few more noises too
Who says romance is dead?
A flower tucci
11:13 any sex can get you pregnant. Not just from behind! But good tfnl!
In soviet Russia, flowers have unprotected sex with you.
Wait a minute 3:49, do you know the op is a dude? You think a dude should wear lingerie?
That would be a Jersey stink weed. You jersey skell
An arrangement of small liquor bottles might work!
Two-lips and brown-eyed susans
A dozen cat tails
THIS GUY IS MY HERO
You're a loser
A cactus, 'cause you're a whore. Jeezus.
That would be the rag weed combo with the pussy willow...
Ha ha ha thevenus fly trap?!?
11:13. Bwahaha. There's a difference between "from behind" and "in the behind". If a girl ask for it from behind and you put it in her behind, she will be very surprised and probably hit you. :) And from behind can get her preagant.
A single orchid with Plan B in the center.
2 dozen roses, 1 dozen and you may only get sloppy
I'm sure you can fit more than the "first nucka" up your ass...
That would be the fuck off blossom
I'm kinda mad cause I submitted such a similar text recently. But I know, no one cares.
5 06 your a fucktard you can't get pregnant from that shit
Doesnt matter what kind of flower. Just put them on the floor.
Any kind of Cactus should work.
I want a big fat juicy cock in my ass
Well any flower. As long as we get some damn chocolate too!!
flower that doubles as a prop. A rose with LOTS of thorns....
A dozen roses. Following, a trail of petals that leads to your bed, where you"re lying with nothing but langerie on. Some romantic music, candles, dim lights, and your message will be sent
What about those flowers in Pink Floyd The