What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You must be Logged in to post a comment
You don't have enough money to afford those flowers.
Advantages of a quality relationship: unprotected sex, from behind. Few more noises too
right, and then she'll give you the flower that says " youre a daddy!"
Who says romance is dead?
A flower tucci
11:13 any sex can get you pregnant. Not just from behind! But good tfnl!
In soviet Russia, flowers have unprotected sex with you.
Two-lips and brown-eyed susans
Wait a minute 3:49, do you know the op is a dude? You think a dude should wear lingerie?
That would be a Jersey stink weed. You jersey skell
A dozen cat tails
THIS GUY IS MY HERO
A cactus, 'cause you're a whore. Jeezus.
You're a loser
An arrangement of small liquor bottles might work!
11:13. Bwahaha. There's a difference between "from behind" and "in the behind". If a girl ask for it from behind and you put it in her behind, she will be very surprised and probably hit you. :) And from behind can get her preagant.
That would be the rag weed combo with the pussy willow...
That would be the fuck off blossom
Ha ha ha thevenus fly trap?!?
I'm kinda mad cause I submitted such a similar text recently. But I know, no one cares.
A single orchid with Plan B in the center.
Any kind of Cactus should work.
Doesnt matter what kind of flower. Just put them on the floor.
2 dozen roses, 1 dozen and you may only get sloppy
5 06 your a fucktard you can't get pregnant from that shit
I'm sure you can fit more than the "first nucka" up your ass...
Well any flower. As long as we get some damn chocolate too!!
I want a big fat juicy cock in my ass
A dozen roses. Following, a trail of petals that leads to your bed, where you"re lying with nothing but langerie on. Some romantic music, candles, dim lights, and your message will be sent
flower that doubles as a prop. A rose with LOTS of thorns....
What about those flowers in Pink Floyd The