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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:04pm

    You don't have enough money to afford those flowers.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:20pm

    Who says romance is dead?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:06pm

    right, and then she'll give you the flower that says " youre a daddy!"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:13pm

    Advantages of a quality relationship: unprotected sex, from behind. Few more noises too

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    Submitted by stephiecakes on Feb 12, 10 at 4:59pm

    a dogwood?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:56pm

    In soviet Russia, flowers have unprotected sex with you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:29pm

    An arrangement of small liquor bottles might work!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:31pm

    A dozen cat tails

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 6:08pm

    Two-lips and brown-eyed susans

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:11am

    11:13 any sex can get you pregnant. Not just from behind! But good tfnl!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:35pm

    You're a loser

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:27pm

    A blunt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:07pm

    A flower tucci

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:20pm

    That would be the rag weed combo with the pussy willow...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:52pm

    A cactus, 'cause you're a whore. Jeezus.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:17pm

    That would be a Jersey stink weed. You jersey skell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:28pm

    Wait a minute 3:49, do you know the op is a dude? You think a dude should wear lingerie?

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:25pm

    THIS GUY IS MY HERO -God

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:10am

    11:13. Bwahaha. There's a difference between "from behind" and "in the behind". If a girl ask for it from behind and you put it in her behind, she will be very surprised and probably hit you. :) And from behind can get her preagant.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:35am

    Any kind of Cactus should work.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:13pm

    5 06 your a fucktard you can't get pregnant from that shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 3:01am

    Ha ha ha thevenus fly trap?!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:24pm

    2 dozen roses, 1 dozen and you may only get sloppy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:21pm

    That would be the fuck off blossom

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    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Feb 14, 10 at 12:39pm

    Doesnt matter what kind of flower. Just put them on the floor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:12pm

    First nucka

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      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 12, 10 at 1:14pm

      I'm sure you can fit more than the "first nucka" up your ass...

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    Submitted by pcakes on Dec 21, 11 at 1:03am

    Brown roses

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:28pm

    I'm kinda mad cause I submitted such a similar text recently. But I know, no one cares.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:55am

    Well any flower. As long as we get some damn chocolate too!!

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 12, 10 at 1:23pm

    flower that doubles as a prop. A rose with LOTS of thorns....

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    Submitted by AislinnNight on Apr 27, 11 at 5:49am

    A single orchid with Plan B in the center.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:15pm

    What about those flowers in Pink Floyd The Wall?

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    Submitted by Crispy1 on Feb 12, 10 at 11:10pm

    Bro.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:22pm

    I want a big fat juicy cock in my ass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:49pm

    A dozen roses. Following, a trail of petals that leads to your bed, where you"re lying with nothing but langerie on. Some romantic music, candles, dim lights, and your message will be sent