so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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Was she using it?
In the world no one likes russia
In soviet Russia all daughters have vibrator
In Canada all daughters use Soviet Russians as vibrators! Eh!
That's hot if the daughter was 16. Giggity
"How old are you?"\n"Sixteen..."\n"Eighteen? You're first!"\n"MOOOM!"\n"I like where this is going"
How old is she??
Wrong website you were looking for fml
Assuming that she's the sort of age I'd like to think she is, I think it's about time you went to the sex shop and bought her a late Xmas gift. That is really not the sort of thing that you share with your kids.
Hopefully you cleaned it
WTF? I don't get it
This sounds like an FML. Either way, that sucks.
In America, solveit Russia can suck-a-dick. Yes the whole country. And yes Vladimir, all at the same time.
Because most moms of young children are in their late teens early twenties... That's why there's a mom on here .. But this is more of an FML than a tfln I hope your daughter wasn't drunk!
This could be the beggining of a manga porn... ? 8-/
Ur a fucking liar
In soviet russia, vibrators find your daughter
Just wrong on sooo many levels- ewwww
how old is your daughter?
that's fucked juss sayin
So, you're little girl was going through your personal effects. Congrats!
Why is there a mom on here ? Gross
First so suck my cock whores
Eww moms get off here
Little kids get into everything just hope she didn't put it in her mouth...
Gonna win mom of the year for sure.
Omfg if I c one more comment bout soviet Russia I'm gonna track this person down and kill em I swear
Jw how old she is lol
Mmmmmm... Possible incest?
Sounds like a really horrible 70s Porno, giant Afros and gold chains. *sweet bass groove*
Winner winner chicken dinne u fail at being a mother u whore
This site sucks ... Get real texts your writers suck
soviet russia guy sucks it should be vibrator finds you!
if she's old enough to pee she's old enough for me
735 your my hero :)
They have to learn self suficiency
Yeah in México we make the russian jam a vibrator in their ass
Haha nice family guy quote 8:22