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  • 98 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:34pm

    Was she using it?

  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:35pm

    Hopefully you cleaned it

  • 77 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:51pm

    Because most moms of young children are in their late teens early twenties... That's why there's a mom on here .. But this is more of an FML than a tfln I hope your daughter wasn't drunk!

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:11pm

    In America, solveit Russia can suck-a-dick. Yes the whole country. And yes Vladimir, all at the same time.

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:25pm

    In soviet russia, vibrators find your daughter

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:38am

    how old is your daughter? ;D

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:22pm

    In the world no one likes russia

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:35pm

    This sounds like an FML. Either way, that sucks.

  • 80 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:35pm

    Omfg if I c one more comment bout soviet Russia I'm gonna track this person down and kill em I swear

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Asilex on Feb 21, 10 at 8:13pm

    This could be the beggining of a manga porn... ? 8-/

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:39pm

    That's hot if the daughter was 16. Giggity

    • 64 64
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 21, 10 at 8:22pm

      "How old are you?"\n"Sixteen..."\n"Eighteen? You're first!"\n"MOOOM!"\n"I like where this is going"

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:02pm

    In soviet Russia all daughters have vibrator

    • 69 61
      Submitted by Asilex on Feb 21, 10 at 8:10pm

      In Canada all daughters use Soviet Russians as vibrators! Eh!

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:33pm

    That sucks.

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:10pm

    Sounds like a really horrible 70s Porno, giant Afros and gold chains. *sweet bass groove*

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:25am

    Gonna win mom of the year for sure.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:56pm

    So, you're little girl was going through your personal effects. Congrats!

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 21, 10 at 8:24pm

    Assuming that she's the sort of age I'd like to think she is, I think it's about time you went to the sex shop and bought her a late Xmas gift. That is really not the sort of thing that you share with your kids.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:12pm

    How old is she??

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:02pm

    Just wrong on sooo many levels- ewwww

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:35pm

    WTF? I don't get it

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:48pm

    Jw how old she is lol

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:35pm

    This site sucks ... Get real texts your writers suck

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:45pm

    soviet russia guy sucks it should be vibrator finds you!

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:34pm

    Wrong website you were looking for fml

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:02pm

    Ur a fucking liar

  • 60 61
    Submitted by phpphp on Feb 26, 10 at 3:39am

    sdfsdfsdfdfs

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:48pm

    that's fucked juss sayin

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:30pm

    Why is there a mom on here ? Gross

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:38pm

    Mmmmmm... Possible incest?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:20pm

    735 your my hero :)

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:00am

    Winner winner chicken dinne u fail at being a mother u whore

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:18pm

    Yeah in México we make the russian jam a vibrator in their ass

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:18pm

    They have to learn self suficiency

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:45pm

    Eww moms get off here

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:59pm

    Little kids get into everything just hope she didn't put it in her mouth...

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:47pm

    Haha nice family guy quote 8:22

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:35pm

    Oops!

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:21pm

    if she's old enough to pee she's old enough for me

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:41pm

    First so suck my cock whores