Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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I applaude this man
Clap.......clap.......clap....clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclapclapclapclapclap
I'm pretty sure guys don't do "The Walk of Shame". But if I nailed a 6-2 blonde cheerleader I would want the whole world to know too. Congratulations.
I feel like I should clear this height issue up. 6'2 is 187cm. I should know as I'm the same height and have an inkling of suspicion that this text was about me.
She was so tall he had to go up on her.
I'm from the UK, and I'm 5'9. We often measure ourselves in feet. However, notice he's with a 6 inch cheerleader.
Hahaha 722 FTW
"She is six inches two..." read that over.
taller doesn't make sex better, when the girl is taller
I hate banging tall women. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Plus they have huge vaginas.
if you're trying to say that she's 6'2", then you fucked an amazon woman whose hands probably make your dick look like a baby carrot & if not, what did you fuck tinkerbell???
In soviet russia, cheerleading team does walk of shame
What fucking Englishman talks like a second banana in a Judd Apatow movie?
Probably one who's watched too many Judd Apatow movies.
its the 'story of my life' shame
44 'Cheerleading team' = BS
Just because he's from the 44 doesn't mean he's IN the 44.
Congratulations! \n\nRepeat as needed.
She sounds like a dude.
Why the hell is everyone commenting about the fact that he mentions her height in feet?Firstly, the IMPERIAL system is used in the UK (I live here. I know.) not all of Europe uses metric. Secondly, the thing that you should be commenting on is the fact that he says that she is a cheerleader. We don't commonly have cheerleading teams here.
You know that +44 is a BAND, right? He put that for the same reason people say they're from the 303, because 3OH!3 is a band. Y'all are stupid.
You have to dial +44 before the actual number if you're going to make a call to the UK. Just like you'd have to dial +46 if you're gonna make a call to Sweden. That's where the band got their name from, not the other way around.
3oh!3 is from boulder, colorado, area code 303. Hence their name.
matt hasselback is from boulder colorado
you should use that line on someone. "Yeah, I'm Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother." hahahaha awesome
I hate fucking tall women. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Plus they have huge vaginas.
Why is someone in UK saying 6'2"? They use the metric system. My fake-dar is going off
Bullshit. We like to mix imperial and metric, it makes life harder for the mainland Europeans.
So... basically Jonah Hill?
44 is mark hoppus Travis barker and some other dudes and I'm pretty sure none of the are from the uk
Yes. That's great.
6'2"? That's kind of gross
If he's in the UK, I feel like that height should be in centimeters.
we measure ourselves in feet in the UK. I'm 5'7", have no idea what I am in centimetres.
Post that as your facebook status
Champion! I'd do a victory lap
I give you mad props bro mad props
Pure. Fucking. Class - and just to clear shit up, we DO have cheerleaders in the UK...
Seems like you're pretty funny to me, man...