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  • It's not the cum that's missed it's the symbolism of it. I think it's kinda cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Dude that's kinda gross. I like boning as much as every other guy but I still like to sleep in a clean bed. But hey, everyone has their own quirks I guess..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:24am
  • If OP is a girl Hell Yeah if OP is a dude -high five-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:52am
  • I know exactly how you feel! I always loved trying to avoid the wet spot...and then the hard spot :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:41pm
  • There are MUCH better ways to text "I miss sex."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:02pm
  • My name's Jameson. I usually clean up the cumin my bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:46pm
  • "Weird" isn't strong enough. You've graduated to "disturbing".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Freshmen girls, especially hot white ones...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:00am
  • Maybe you should start having the guy pull out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:56am
  • Sounds like a dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:20am
  • Yeah, I dont like the idea of sleeping in cum....but hey, whatever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:01am
  • WTF? Shitty text. No wonder they didn't reply. Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:13am
  • no one misses symbolism, 4:10. well, maybe writers, but normal people miss symbols ASSOCIATED WITH objects, not the symbolism itself. oh, and it's not cute at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:35pm
  • It's very weird. I hate cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Make sure you lick it off the bedsheet, whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Is this a dude counting his trophy splats? make her swallow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I completely understand.

    Submitted by MandyPants662 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:27pm
  • You didn't think 4:02 reeked of virgin with overactive imagination?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Boo you whore. But maybe this season will pick up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:28am
  • guy or a girl? haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Cum is just an extra layering of bleach over your sheets. Perfectly normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:02am
  • 4:02 - you're the man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:43pm
  • ... Only in Rockford. Ugh..

    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:46am
  • Once again. Fuckin north side of chii...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Yes, that is weird. That's disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:39pm
  • i loved finding cum in my bed, knowing i fucked an idiot and had to wash my sheets early.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:46pm
  • You get a visit form the fail whale Lol stole that from fml Billy mays says that you are a creep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:29pm
  • Meet me at jamesons!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:14pm
  • ive cummed on a girls back the past 5 times since school started. and used the shirt she wore that night to wipe it off... is that fucked up? i love college. haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:02pm