It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Pretty sure that when something is "literally" that small, it's considered a clitoris.
Half eaten tic tacs aren't possible, nobody eats only half; therefore this post is fake
wow am amazed u can complain about grammer I'm syllable lmao at some of this shit
Ha ha dic tac.
Who's to say it's not a guy talking about a girl's clit?
10:33 if you start thinking about dicks as soon as someone mentions tick tacks, I feel sorry for you
Hey 6:34, if it's exaggeration, the word "literally" wouldn't apply, would it? Moron.
Is that possible ?
Micro-penis! Google it bitches.
How does a text this lame get through?
is it gettin hot in here or is it 303
I thought we killed and raped and all the grammar Nazi's? And yes in that order!
This is hopefully taken out of context and not about someone's dick.
Wow that's a small dick
Not having any context to this txt makes it a lame entry.
In soviet Russia tic tac eats you.
This is pretty fucking stupid
@TwOne\nIf it's lame, why did you waste so many of your extra special moments looking at it, and then some more of your sparkly amazing muscle energy typing a comment? You should use your powers for the good of mankind -.-
3:06 march 6,( dick tac)\n\nEpic win
I'm positive that's what they're talking about
I fucking lol'd
Whoever said size doesn't matter has obviously never had sex.
Its a dick numbnuts
Has anyone ever thought that not all of the texts are about dicks, sex, drinking????