there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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The comedian is Lisa Landry, and it's funnier when she tells it.
Ripoff of a comedian joke
I go to a mount st marys :) andd I'm a virgin. But not for longg.
Little rock loves mt st matress girls!!!
yeah who cares if it's original if it's true haha
Mount St. Mattress. Bolt your windows, close your doors, here comes Mt. Saint Mary's whores!
we. are. not whores.
There's a reason they're called the Mounties
lame! it was only funny on comedy central
Funny, too bad they stole it from Lisa landry. Get your own jpkes
Shout out Little Rock. So true. MSM is like the whore capital of Arkansas.
Comedy central standup. Stolen
501 represent!!... It's sad this is what I'm reppin for tho
I'm at a Catholic school and this made me laugh really hard hahaha it's probably not just the OP's catholic school..
You got that from comedy central..
Seriously 501? That's a HIGH SCHOOL. I think I'm officially too old for TFLN, I don't want to know these things. :(
09 bitches and who from mount submitted this I love yo ass!!!
They aren't all hoes just most of them
12:10 Are you implying that you're a whore too? Oh and I doubt the Virgin Mary is even a virgin. God penetrated that ass.
not anymore...i just left there
So true. That's why we call it mount st mattress
That's Arkansas, and we call it mount st mattress.
Woow u didn't here that on a standup on comedy central let me guess how many girls there were like 300
Reppin 501. Central arkansas baby. And yes you gotta point
Haha. Statues can't have sex.
- Soviet Russian
That's why the school is referred to as "Mount St. Matress"
Someone watches comedy central. Be original, douches.
Mount St Mary is literally a 5 minute drive from my house. Very true statement
not everybody at mount is a whore
Fake and stolen from Lisa landry
Haha finally an Arkansas post.
The MSMC in NY? Illbe there next year...:)
I go there.. And agree..
In Soviet Russia, St. Mary mounts YOU!
class of '08 represent!
Woo Woo! '03 here baby!
What would the Rock do without the Mount-Me's?
Such a lie. I know hundreds of good girls that went to MSM and graduated still virgins. Including all my female relatives. It's the 2nd best school in the state behind Catholic High. \n\nPA sucks!!!'n
Hahahhahahhahahhaha true that!
It may not be original and a comedian may have said it...but it's so true. And I should know I graduated in 2006!
Mary isn't a fucking virgin. she was on acid and Joseph fucked her then she saw the angel. Jesus is an idiot
I'm disappointed that this is from the 501
It may not be original but it's so true. I should know I graduated '06 baby!
Went there freshman year!!! I love my girls!!!
This is stupid. Yeah they're whores but this text just sounds dumb
Something must have been wrong with me. I was a virgin when I went to MSM and I wasn't a lesbian.
The girls at st marys in Little Rock are really fun dates. I know. Save me some.
Hell yeah 7:36 so true
Hell ya mount the Mt.!!! Go hogs!
Makin the 501 proud. This is in Little Rock guys. My sister school. Haha it's sooo true too.
Hahaha class of '06 represent!
Too true. Lmao
Girlfriend went there too....
7:36 i love you lmfao!!!!!
I'm a virgin....
Mount saint marys girls are disgusting.\nThey dont shower and are lesbos.
Lock your windows lock your doors, here come the mount saint Mary whores!! 501 STAND UP!!
Was she a brunnett?
@1:40 Lisa landry
The immaculate coception was just David's way of denying the fact tha he was a cuckold.
Hey 12:56 we can change that ;)
Hahaha, so true.
Mount saint mary's is a college in Maryland too. I heard all the girls there were far and ugly though so I don't know who'd want to fuck them haha. But the campus looks like hogwarts
Well, this isn't about Mt. St. Mary in Maryland. There is also a Mt. St. Mary in LA.
AND there is a Mount in Oklahoma City, OK.
Why the fuck is this on here? No one else in the whole entire world gives a fuck about a high school in little rock? Good one tfln for allowing this price of shit to have their 2 seconds of bullshit.
This is mcgibbony. I laughed for thirty minutes. Props
Sorry. not anymore
Finally one from my state! Sadly I know what their talking about. Everyone in Ar knows about Mount st. matress.
Not everybody, sometimes when people ask me where I went to high school and I say The Mount, they are like what is that?? Then I have to say Mt. St. Mary, and if they don't know what it is after that then I just walk away from them.
Virgin from her pussy not the ass!!
oh please, i bet that statue's been violated.
That's a joke from Lisa something.... Nice try.
Gasp my gf went there!
God was black
12:47. You apparently haven't been in the right place in Arkansas or you just have no taste in women whatsoever.
I'm a virgin attending the Mount in LA :)
Arkansas has the ugliest muthafuckas in the US
There is a total of 5 virgins in the Jr. and Sr. classes at my school.
1:47 I just looked through all the comments for one at 5:01... To no avail... Cool.