Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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In soviet Russia paper jerks off you
You mean, you don't already do this while writing every paper
I used to do this or have sex during finals week every semester when I was in college... Really helps you focus after
Cum on your paper!
note to self: try this sometime.
hhahahaa Manchester utd...lost!!! 3-1!!
sry guys needed to rub it in for those drunk soccer fans in manchester!!!
1:35, you need to get a life if you're getting excited about being the first person to comment. fucking loser
That's funny and your from Missouri.
So you need to jerk off more often...to help you write essays? I think you have your priorities wrong here.
ah, so you mean to say you procrasterbated
That's funny and your from Missouri
I can't be on my computer for more than an hour without jerkin it... Writing a fourteen page paper ATM... You do the math.
I do this a lot while writing or doing homework. Sparks ideas and creativity and i usually get an a. When i dont, c or lower.
Seeing a trend here?
Or finish writing the paper so you can go out and get a woman to do it for you, perhaps even while you're writing the next paper