We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I'm unemployed and spending my moms money on booze. Unsuccessful monday
For those of you who find stantheman's post humorous, imagine waking up everyday to a breakfast of midget heads, knowing you've got a grueling day of churning out enough vanilla pudding to appease the whip-cracking semi-retarded transvestites left in charge of us... and then imagine that by some sick joke sent down from heaven, your arms are too short to masturbate with... so you're forced to hump your breakfast instead of eat it... *sigh* my life...
Tyler2014 you are in my little brothers grade I bet you never have heard of margarita Monday just wait till your of age
@8:03 \n\n Stan... you indeed... are THE. MAN. (:
Haha that's exactly what I did yesterday too!!! Hahaha
honestly... relax and have a sence of humor
seriously? who picks the texts they put on this site?!
I use vanilla pudding. Its called my jizz.
Stantheman you made this text actually worthy to open even though the text sucks donkey balls
Nice stantheman, although I use vanilla pudding as currency to fund my gorilla army. They're tactics are lacking, but there armed to the teeth with ancient aztec weapons, which they're most skilled in using. I plan on raiding on vanilla puddig production facility and stealing the queen midget that's laying all the eggs.
I think you'll find it's their tactics not they're
You need to be drink to buy toilet paper? Definately fake, nobody I this unintelligent.\nHappy Victoria day Canadians!
Proud to be American.
how the fuck do texts like these get accepted?
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team. \nChamp Kind: What in the hell's diversity? \nRon Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. \nEd Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
Fuck Canada you Jean wearing fuck