Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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That's like saying "I'm ready to rupture your uterus."
You forgot the "...in my mouth"
I believe you meant 1 inch penis. Common typo among douchebags.
I'm sorry that you have an eleven inch penis, aside from the apparent social praise associated with huge members, that's GOT to suck in all practicality.
Does it hit the water when you poop?
Do you pass out when you get an erection?
Hahaha the comments are even funnier than the post
I agree, he must be talking about his strap on anyway!
spit it out..it aint yours
That's Like saying, "Im going to stick a sword in you"
No girl I have ever talked to would think of that as a bright side
That's cool that everything you accompished in life was given to you by genetics. What a champ.
By any chance do you have hoofs or your Dad was part horse....
Seriously, who wants to screw a guy you have to guard your cervix from?
So basically u spend alot of ur time jacking off... Cuz no girl wants to die that way.
that's like saying "I'm about to destroy you with 'the force' ."
Good for you, you cannot even get it all the way in a chick...and good luck with anal...lol
Amazing. No comments from Alen001, 6one3, or stantheman! Must be scared by manmeat. Pindicks.
That's about 3 inches too much buddy. 11 inches is just bragging rights to other guys I guess cause most of us women do NOT want you beating are cervix the whole time and cause miserable cramping after! Not fun for us!
3 inches too long? Man, I get my ass kicked by 7 inchers.
Kicked? You may want to double-check what appendage they're using...
Really? What size would you say is perfect?
...but is 1/2 inch thick. Fucktard.
Do u like were custom pants with a fuckin pocket to put your oversized penis in?
i hate to break the buzz here, but having a big dick isnt so great. im not 11 inches, not by far, but im preeetty damn set. and THAT alone has been enough to cause me issues. besides, if you are too big to fit in most girls then you are fucked, but only figuratively. i know i was. thaaat sucked...
Are there operations for that?
yeah, there are, but its not tooo big of an issue. It just means you have to go for women who tend to have bigger hips, arent twiggy or wtv (not always a guarantee). basically "deer" and smaller "mare" women arent an option(kama sutra terms for women's vaginal sizes; and a preemptive 'fuck you' to people who are lame enough to make bestiality jokes)
I tried to type "urban dictionary" into Google search to find what "wtv" means and I caught myself almost typing "urban vagina". By the way, it means "whatever".
" hanging out ur ass!"
damn and ouch
Well, you can't churn butter with a toothpick . . .
Are you the guy who scared the bird?
fruit by the foot
So basically just the tip fits inside her? Sucks for you
Hah yea lil big there
Around, think about it.\n\n-steve stiffler American pie 2
My boyfriend is the same size and it fucking hurts at first so there is no brightside...just really sore to the point where you can't walk.
I would love it see that in person.
By any chance, are you black?
I think I know who sent this text, if he is talking about it's flacid length
hmm let me get at that?(; haha not.
I need proof.
I'm jealous, but I won't hate. Congrats
Why would you be jealous of that?
Hurry up and get it out of ur mouth
It'd be a shame if you got no play. Ironic. But a shame nonetheless.
it wouldd be a shame if you knew english
oh fuck off.
yes it wouldd, woulddn't it
c'mon haters, it's not dude's fault he won out genetically. and honestly, as a girl who's been with a guy with an 11 inch dick, there's nothing wrong with it. nothing at all.
dude aaint gettin much... im not near that big but still big enough nd the number of chicks that have said no to me when they saw it is too many :/
Holy shit every1s comments here r fukn hilarious
y'all need to come to the south its really not that uncommon. I have a 10" dick and never had any complaints. my wife loves it
I just shat my pants
If I had a dollar for every time I fell for that one, I'd have a dollar
I have a 10" dick. never had any complaints. wife loves it
Thats pretty gross, like thats just too much !
I'd get surgery....that's just ridiculous. How do u wear shorts?!
Let's meet up. Haha :)
I'll stick to 6 inches, it works great for me.
Oh great, you can fuck
Yeah...riiiiight. And ouch
I don't see how that's a "bright side", unless practically stabbing a girl's clit is considered good.
why the hell would you need a 11 inch dick to hit the outside of a vagina (unless you were getting head from a gnome and hit it as you came out the other end)?
learn your damn anatomy. I feel bad for the girl who is unfortunate enough to agree to let you down there
There's gotta b girls with 11 inch holes?
Yeah, they're 6'3" and named Barry or Gord.
So do I :)