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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.

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(916): View more from California

I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.

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