I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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lol this cracks me up in a love for hometown dive bars sorta way
Probably not a good idea to take a biker gang's pool stick.
I'm a peacock captain. You've got to let me fly.
Sooo... You're horny looking for a fight? Sounds kinda fey to me, but whatever.
And humming "Deliverance" all the while.
Broken beer bottle works too
@dallasdivr by "a horny peacock" it means all fluffed up, he's not literally horny. \nPs: I hate Texas