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  • 79 72
    Submitted by sway22 on Jul 13, 11 at 7:43pm

    Lmao.

  • 77 69
    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 13, 11 at 1:22pm

    lol this cracks me up in a love for hometown dive bars sorta way

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Netras on Jul 13, 11 at 1:13pm

    Amen

  • 62 77
    Submitted by apc700 on Jul 15, 11 at 9:31pm

    I'm a peacock captain. You've got to let me fly.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by inahaz on Jul 13, 11 at 10:22pm

    Probably not a good idea to take a biker gang's pool stick.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by dewbird11 on Jul 13, 11 at 2:20pm

    Broken beer bottle works too

  • 56 75
    Submitted by dallasdivr on Jul 13, 11 at 5:03pm

    Sooo... You're horny looking for a fight? Sounds kinda fey to me, but whatever.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 11 at 9:38pm

    And humming "Deliverance" all the while.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by rextoration on Jul 15, 11 at 12:23pm

    @dallasdivr by "a horny peacock" it means all fluffed up, he's not literally horny. \nPs: I hate Texas