Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Sorry but Nixon is dead.
"I am not a crook"
Oh my gosh like a boss. Ride it like a boss. Just do it....
Like you normally would?
Nuckin futs wins.
Reverse cowgirl so you won't look at him and laugh.
Make him lie sideways
Just once you stumped a porn freak, I have seen a few videos (2) when that happened, my advice would be to take an aspirin or Tylenol before, and one after, it will likely hurt a bit. More you than him though. Also might help if you have a plug for your other hole, and seriously don't take his there, unless you want to be in agony. Have fun though!
Step 1: Have guy lie down. \nStep 2: Straddle and squat over guy. \nStep 3: Insert Tab A into Slot B. \nStep 4: Thrust in and out while moaning. \nStep 5: Repeat Step 4.