I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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At least it wasn't a flashlight and a shovel.
Could've been nyquil, rope, a ski mask and condoms.
now there's a good time
I once bought Hershey's chocolate syrup, condoms, "D" batteries, and Astroglide at the same time. Checkout clerk didn't bat an eye.
he was a virgin
has anyone seen the Aziz Ansari stand-up? this reminded me of it. gets me everytime..
I like to go through the checkout with a zucchini, a tube of KY and a roll of duct tape. The look on the cashier's face is priceless.
My favorite is to get one of those little shopping baskets, put condoms, KY, rope, lightbulbs, maybe a drink or a snack in there and just leave it...because *someone* will have to put it all back!
Sure sounds shady to me.. Lock your doors people.
Well what are YOU there for at 1 am?