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  • Could've been nyquil, rope, a ski mask and condoms.

    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Jan 14, 13 at 4:32pm
  • At least it wasn't a flashlight and a shovel.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 14, 13 at 4:08pm
  • valid

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jan 14, 13 at 4:28pm
  • I once bought Hershey's chocolate syrup, condoms, "D" batteries, and Astroglide at the same time. Checkout clerk didn't bat an eye.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 14, 13 at 7:12pm
  • has anyone seen the Aziz Ansari stand-up? this reminded me of it. gets me everytime..

    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jan 14, 13 at 5:16pm
  • Sure sounds shady to me.. Lock your doors people.

    Submitted by AppleBottom72 on Jan 14, 13 at 11:18pm
  • I like to go through the checkout with a zucchini, a tube of KY and a roll of duct tape. The look on the cashier's face is priceless.

    Submitted by Harly9 on Jan 14, 13 at 7:01pm
  • My favorite is to get one of those little shopping baskets, put condoms, KY, rope, lightbulbs, maybe a drink or a snack in there and just leave it...because *someone* will have to put it all back!

    Submitted by cluelesspy on Jan 14, 13 at 11:35pm
  • Well what are YOU there for at 1 am?

    Submitted by MyDixieNormus on Jan 14, 13 at 6:16pm