I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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At least it wasn't a flashlight and a shovel.
Could've been nyquil, rope, a ski mask and condoms.
now there's a good time
I once bought Hershey's chocolate syrup, condoms, "D" batteries, and Astroglide at the same time. Checkout clerk didn't bat an eye.
he was a virgin
has anyone seen the Aziz Ansari stand-up? this reminded me of it. gets me everytime..
I like to go through the checkout with a zucchini, a tube of KY and a roll of duct tape. The look on the cashier's face is priceless.
Sure sounds shady to me.. Lock your doors people.
My favorite is to get one of those little shopping baskets, put condoms, KY, rope, lightbulbs, maybe a drink or a snack in there and just leave it...because *someone* will have to put it all back!
Well what are YOU there for at 1 am?