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  • 85 56
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 14, 13 at 4:08pm

    At least it wasn't a flashlight and a shovel.

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Jan 14, 13 at 4:32pm

    Could've been nyquil, rope, a ski mask and condoms.

    • 52 56
      Submitted by Malicius on Jan 14, 13 at 9:20pm

      now there's a good time

  • 66 60
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 14, 13 at 7:12pm

    I once bought Hershey's chocolate syrup, condoms, "D" batteries, and Astroglide at the same time. Checkout clerk didn't bat an eye.

    • 48 56
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jan 15, 13 at 1:06am

      he was a virgin

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jan 14, 13 at 5:16pm

    has anyone seen the Aziz Ansari stand-up? this reminded me of it. gets me everytime..

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jan 14, 13 at 4:28pm


  • 55 65
    Submitted by MyDixieNormus on Jan 14, 13 at 6:16pm

    Well what are YOU there for at 1 am?

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    Submitted by cluelesspy on Jan 14, 13 at 11:35pm

    My favorite is to get one of those little shopping baskets, put condoms, KY, rope, lightbulbs, maybe a drink or a snack in there and just leave it...because *someone* will have to put it all back!

  • 44 50
    Submitted by AppleBottom72 on Jan 14, 13 at 11:18pm

    Sure sounds shady to me.. Lock your doors people.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Harly9 on Jan 14, 13 at 7:01pm

    I like to go through the checkout with a zucchini, a tube of KY and a roll of duct tape. The look on the cashier's face is priceless.