Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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.. She was cleaning it and it went off.
Alcohol makes many an accident happen
Alcohol- Causing unplanned pregnancies since forever...
Cucumber patches do that.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have any kind of adventure? Imaaaginaaation. And probably everclear.
I don't know, ask Bilbo Baggins. "There and Back Again: An Unexpected Sexual Journey."
Don't you mean Dildo Baggins?
If it goes in the wrong whole I suppose it's an adventure
How can something so wrong feel so right?
hole* if it is a "whole" nothing can go inside it
Tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
Tried to put it in her belly button, and slipped?
It all started with a slip of the tongue.