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  • 98 40
    Submitted by Yeep on Feb 27, 13 at 11:39am

    .. She was cleaning it and it went off.

  • 75 46
    Submitted by yourallstupid on Feb 27, 13 at 12:07pm

    Alcohol makes many an accident happen

    • 46 49
      Submitted by ck24 on Feb 27, 13 at 12:32pm

      Alcohol- Causing unplanned pregnancies since forever...

  • 61 26
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 27, 13 at 3:04pm

    Cucumber patches do that.

  • 63 42
    Submitted by nairbynairb on Feb 27, 13 at 11:25am

    If it goes in the wrong whole I suppose it's an adventure

    • 55 34
      Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Feb 27, 13 at 12:59pm

      How can something so wrong feel so right?

    • 46 42
      Submitted by Lifeafter2am on Mar 3, 13 at 12:56am

      hole* if it is a "whole" nothing can go inside it

  • 54 26
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Feb 27, 13 at 9:14pm

    How do you ACCIDENTALLY have any kind of adventure? Imaaaginaaation. And probably everclear.

  • 56 34
    Submitted by thirrteen on Feb 28, 13 at 3:54am

    Tried to put it in her belly button, and slipped?

  • 54 33
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 28, 13 at 2:22am

    I don't know, ask Bilbo Baggins. "There and Back Again: An Unexpected Sexual Journey."

    • 48 45
      Submitted by mumfackler on Mar 3, 13 at 2:49am

      Don't you mean Dildo Baggins?

  • 52 34
    Submitted by tspencer227 on Feb 27, 13 at 2:17pm

    Tripped, fell, landed on his dick?

  • 49 33
    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 28, 13 at 8:41am

    It all started with a slip of the tongue.