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  • 58 18
    Submitted by Phys on Jul 12, 13 at 5:18pm

    Congrats, you actually made all the McDonalds employees feel like their lives aren't that bad for a day!

  • 56 17
    Submitted by Big_Loaf on Jul 13, 13 at 12:39am

    No thanks, let Jesus finish cooking my burger.

  • 34 28
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 12, 13 at 8:15pm

    In the words of Mojo Nixon, "I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight."

  • 24 17
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 13, 13 at 8:30am

    He does lawn work cheap!

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jul 12, 13 at 4:22pm

    Why would you need a bedtime story at Mc D's? I don't get it.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by iJakeandBake on Jul 12, 13 at 3:25pm

    This is fucking hilaarious.

  • 25 26
    Submitted by nitro420 on Jul 12, 13 at 3:57pm

    Yeah Jesus has my sack of weed

  • 19 19
    Submitted by TyphoidSammy on Jul 27, 13 at 6:08pm

    Jesus takes money, never gives. Oh wait... that's his disciples.

  • 16 16
    Submitted by naye on Jul 16, 13 at 4:28pm

    But do you really need Jesus though cause you are drunk and have penny all over u.

  • 17 20
    Submitted by naye on Jul 14, 13 at 3:51pm

    Of coursed u do

  • 13 16
    Submitted by ojg15 on Jul 15, 13 at 3:11pm

    Then did they ask if you wanted fries with that?

  • 13 26
    Submitted by themaryann on Jul 13, 13 at 9:24pm

    Why? Is he gonna pay for my order? Then YESSSS!