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  • Congrats, you actually made all the McDonalds employees feel like their lives aren't that bad for a day!

    Submitted by Phys on Jul 12, 13 at 5:18pm
  • No thanks, let Jesus finish cooking my burger.

    Submitted by Big_Loaf on Jul 13, 13 at 12:39am
  • This is fucking hilaarious.

    Submitted by iJakeandBake on Jul 12, 13 at 3:25pm
  • He does lawn work cheap!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 13, 13 at 8:30am
  • Yeah Jesus has my sack of weed

    Submitted by nitro420 on Jul 12, 13 at 3:57pm
  • In the words of Mojo Nixon, "I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight."

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 12, 13 at 8:15pm
  • Why would you need a bedtime story at Mc D's? I don't get it.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jul 12, 13 at 4:22pm
  • Jesus takes money, never gives. Oh wait... that's his disciples.

    Submitted by TyphoidSammy on Jul 27, 13 at 6:08pm
  • Of coursed u do

    Submitted by naye on Jul 14, 13 at 3:51pm
  • But do you really need Jesus though cause you are drunk and have penny all over u.

    Submitted by naye on Jul 16, 13 at 4:28pm
  • Then did they ask if you wanted fries with that?

    Submitted by ojg15 on Jul 15, 13 at 3:11pm
  • Why? Is he gonna pay for my order? Then YESSSS!

    Submitted by themaryann on Jul 13, 13 at 9:24pm