I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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Congrats, you actually made all the McDonalds employees feel like their lives aren't that bad for a day!
No thanks, let Jesus finish cooking my burger.
This is fucking hilaarious.
He does lawn work cheap!
Yeah Jesus has my sack of weed
In the words of Mojo Nixon, "I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight."
Jesus takes money, never gives. Oh wait... that's his disciples.
Why would you need a bedtime story at Mc D's? I don't get it.
But do you really need Jesus though cause you are drunk and have penny all over u.
Of coursed u do
Then did they ask if you wanted fries with that?
Why? Is he gonna pay for my order? Then YESSSS!