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  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:24am

    You say that now, tommorrow you'll drink again. Trust me

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:32pm

    We say that every time. You know it's a lie.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:35am

    Haha wish I could count how many times I've said this after the walk of shame lmao!

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:25am

    Yeah...said that about 12 times

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:15am

    never. post. this. weak. shit. again.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:40pm

    every weekend this is my life

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:38pm

    I guarantee this was a college freshman. fresh meat!

  • 61 54
    Submitted by nosobies on Dec 15, 10 at 9:40pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:42am

    im 30 and still say this all the time.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:12am

    Plan ahead but live for today

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:24pm

    ohhh peterborough... how i love thee!

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:41am

    I wonder how many times they've gotten this text. Anyone who ever drinks has said the same thing.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:40am

    Said this last weekend. Lol and I bet this person is gonna be saying it again

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:45pm

    Or Sudbury, cus we ALL know how they are there amirite! imrite.

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:24pm

    well.. i guess it could be other places in ontario too but i'd like to think it's ptbo lol

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:43pm

    I think every 705er says that EVERY NIGHT....heh..

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:15pm

    Ha!! That's a reaction I would get from one of my friends!!

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:01am

    He was probably high instead of drunk

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:15am

    I agree with 6:41 they must not be getting too many submissions if this is whats making it on. Its like the most cliche one possible.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:38pm

    i cannot count how many times i've told myself that lie lol....

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:01am

    I can't even lie to myself anymore and say "I'm never drinking again" haha good one.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:24am

    I die a little bit inside every time a text like this gets off the short bus and onto this site

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:19pm

    sorry guys, this is definitely from sault ste. marie lol

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:02am

    Haha can't wait til I'm 18 and I can legally drink

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:57pm

    Yeah I've said that many times..doesn't work dude.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:29am

    U have good friends, OP

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:28am

    Yeah, a likely story. (snicker)

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:06pm

    I was once so hungover I couldn't hold down water and my hand was shaking so hard I could barely eat the fried rice my friend brought me as a "cure". The sick part? I took a 5 hour nap, a shower and went to the VERY SAME place 7 hours later... Didn't know whether to check myself into Betty Ford or buy myself a shot because I was a soldier.

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:32pm

    Hardy har har. No

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:39am

    I think it's Alliston. In which case, what the hell else will you do?

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:11am

    Does that included patron? Cause That stuffs damn near tasty

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:30pm

    haha i think it's funny.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:26am

    ahaaa gooo peterboroughhhh i feel like this is a tfln right from my own phone

  • 30 39
    Submitted by jltc on Nov 28, 11 at 12:42pm

    I remember one night like this lying on the bathroom floor, vomiting uncontrollably, and assuring my friend that in spite of my present state I was quite sure I would be drinking again soon.

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:25am

    DUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:20pm

    That's such a load of bullshit