So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
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I love how there's always mean, bitter people who are mad THEY didn't get laid when reading texts about the millions of others who are... ;]
i love how everyone who posts on TFLN is 100x the person the texter will ever be. *cough*
How do you not notice that you're wearing a mans football jersey? Either you're fat as fuck or you're wearing maternity clothes lately.
6:51 I love that you just assume it's FSU. 231 covers more than Big Rapids.
What is scary is that it isn't his name across that back. That was a gift from one of his "buddies" from football camp. He keeps it around because it smells nice.
uh, I think she was saying that she didnt realize that it had his name on the back....not that she didnt realize she was wearing a jersey.
is definatlley ferris, and thats why i love this school
Agreed 5:19. How do not know you're wearing a giant fucking jersey? And if you DID know you were wearing his jersey and therefore intentionally stealing it, you should've realized you were leaving your shoes and shit behind. Idiot. I really hope all these retards that are having sex are using condoms and the pill because they're the kind of dumb shits that would keep the baby, thus making the population even more stupid.
I agree with you 10:43 -_-
at least you have a new jersey. you could just ransom your stuff back with it....