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  Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.

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  (419): Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in. http://tfl.nu/ss55
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  Submitted by Hedonistic on May 4, 12 at 9:12am

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  Never underestimate the power of lustfully seductive "come fuck me" eyes! It's truly a tallented gift!

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    Submitted by porksword on May 4, 12 at 12:00pm

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    How about the "I'm coming over there to fuck you!" eyes?

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on May 4, 12 at 12:41pm

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      Doesn't the former beget the latte?

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on May 4, 12 at 12:43pm

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        *latter

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          Submitted by porksword on May 4, 12 at 2:05pm

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          Is there such a thing as "come get me a fucking latte" eyes?

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            Submitted by Hedonistic on May 4, 12 at 2:20pm

            Yeah, I get it when I work 80+ hrs a week and then have finals!!! ;-)

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  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on May 4, 12 at 9:33am

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  Over the years those eyes have cost me a fortune at the bar. Good luck to you bro, may her eyes truly be the window to her soul.

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  Submitted by snowman87 on May 4, 12 at 12:27pm

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  eye fucking is only enjoyable if its followed by actual fucking.

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  Submitted by pinkispretty on May 4, 12 at 10:35am

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  She did it for the free drinks. And breakfast the next morning.

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 5, 12 at 11:15am

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  More like "Buy me drinks." eyes.

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  Submitted by haynay23 on May 4, 12 at 8:03pm

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  Whisker...you do have experiences..and I admire your insightful comments as always. Not even joking here..

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  Submitted by Problywasme on May 4, 12 at 11:10am

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  No pun intended...or was it?

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  Submitted by haynay23 on May 4, 12 at 9:31am

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  Agree..

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  Submitted by jennaloo on May 7, 12 at 3:26am

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  maybe yall r confusing that with. "ill tke the drinks hold the fuckin" eyes

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