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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
- (941): Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
- (707): Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
- (920): Technically my penis started a fight tonight
- (832): Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
- (940): Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
- (972): The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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