Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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Maybe a pumpkin pie?
de·bauch·er·y /diˈbôCHərē/Noun: Excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures. OP, wtf were you doing to that pumpkin?!
Peach... are you sure you reaaaaaaalllllyyyy wanna know? After all there are still some guys that girls will not date...
No, prob not
Hallmark could use some good college apology cards.
yeah, its called about 500 dollars cash, douchebag
Yes, it will be delivered in reverse by registered mail.
No, they don't. But visitation hours are Tuesdays from 2pm until 4pm. Perhaps they will stop by, and you can apologize then.