We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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ruin it? sounds like you aced it
some lame joke about scoring love-love against a fence or whatever goes here.
Well at least you worked on your follow-through
Best 3rd date ever