He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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He probably broke up with you because you had a bush in the first place.
even if I liked a big bush that would be a lame birthday present. Next time buy him a video game.
At least she didn't put it in her chest hair...
Wouldn't that have been like directions? Place D here kinda thing?
Look at the bright side: at least you didn't get a tattoo.
Sounds like you have a pretty harsh Dad!
you talk on the phone when yer getting waxed?
Just change the order to Brazilian and the next guy will appreciate it. Exbf probably just wanted some strange for his bday
Lol @ olderthanyou and kaylahalsey
What Thompson said.