He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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He probably broke up with you because you had a bush in the first place.
even if I liked a big bush that would be a lame birthday present. Next time buy him a video game.
At least she didn't put it in her chest hair...
Wouldn't that have been like directions? Place D here kinda thing?
Look at the bright side: at least you didn't get a tattoo.
you talk on the phone when yer getting waxed?
Sounds like you have a pretty harsh Dad!
Just change the order to Brazilian and the next guy will appreciate it. Exbf probably just wanted some strange for his bday
Lol @ olderthanyou and kaylahalsey
What Thompson said.