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  • 65 53
    Submitted by finalflash08 on Sep 13, 12 at 11:40am

    The same guy who came in your back door.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by tamsquared on Sep 13, 12 at 1:53pm

    He really lost them in your vagina. You just found them in your bed.

    • 33 45
      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 14, 12 at 5:06am

      And when he funds your car up there, they can drive away!

  • 51 47
    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 13, 12 at 6:59pm

    It was the driver of the bus that was transporting the entire football team that you fucked.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by arychuk on Sep 13, 12 at 3:22pm

    I would have just said "my place". By say "my bed" I think she is trying to let everyone know she fucked them all.

  • 45 42
    Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 13, 12 at 11:41am

    Before sending that mass text, did you, I dunno, check to see if a strange car was in your driveway? Or on your lawn?

    • 37 43
      Submitted by bbad on Sep 13, 12 at 12:17pm

      I am guessing college student, probably no cars involved

  • 39 43
    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 13, 12 at 5:22pm

    it was me, i'll be over for my keys in about ten minutes.

    • 36 35
      Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 13, 12 at 5:24pm

      ...and by keys I mean seconds of course.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 13, 12 at 1:31pm

    The one that comes back for 2nds and to look for them.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 18, 12 at 7:22pm

    Backward key party...

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Sep 13, 12 at 1:19pm

    Don't remember who you fucked I see..