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  • The same guy who came in your back door.

    Submitted by finalflash08 on Sep 13, 12 at 11:40am
  • It was the driver of the bus that was transporting the entire football team that you fucked.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 13, 12 at 6:59pm
  • it was me, i'll be over for my keys in about ten minutes.

    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 13, 12 at 5:22pm
  • Before sending that mass text, did you, I dunno, check to see if a strange car was in your driveway? Or on your lawn?

    Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 13, 12 at 11:41am
    • I am guessing college student, probably no cars involved

      Submitted by bbad on Sep 13, 12 at 12:17pm
  • He really lost them in your vagina. You just found them in your bed.

    Submitted by tamsquared on Sep 13, 12 at 1:53pm
    • And when he funds your car up there, they can drive away!

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 14, 12 at 5:06am
  • The one that comes back for 2nds and to look for them.

    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 13, 12 at 1:31pm
  • I would have just said "my place". By say "my bed" I think she is trying to let everyone know she fucked them all.

    Submitted by arychuk on Sep 13, 12 at 3:22pm
  • Backward key party...

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 18, 12 at 7:22pm
  • Don't remember who you fucked I see..

    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Sep 13, 12 at 1:19pm