He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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The bearskin variety on the other hand.....
Always double bag for heavier loads.
Use some lube next time. Some chicks get dry no matter how much foreplay you do. Latex dries out fast. I suggest Polypropylene condoms.
That's why you should just stick to anal! Then you Don't ever have to worry about babies! Anal sex is safe sex!
Dear Trojan,\n I just knocked up a random skank using your shit condoms. Can you recommend a good flight of stairs in my area?\n Regards,\n Ck24