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  • Always double bag for heavier loads.

    Submitted by porksword on Apr 29, 13 at 10:31am
  • The bearskin variety on the other hand.....

    Submitted by scrotum66 on Apr 29, 13 at 8:02pm
  • That's why you should just stick to anal! Then you Don't ever have to worry about babies! Anal sex is safe sex!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 30, 13 at 12:10am
  • Use some lube next time. Some chicks get dry no matter how much foreplay you do. Latex dries out fast. I suggest Polypropylene condoms.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Apr 29, 13 at 3:55pm
  • Dear Trojan,\n I just knocked up a random skank using your shit condoms. Can you recommend a good flight of stairs in my area?\n Regards,\n Ck24

    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 29, 13 at 12:34pm