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  • 69 55
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 31, 12 at 12:01pm

    Most guys only crime is being upfront and honest. Few women can accept that.

    • 54 55
      Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 3:28pm

      Bullshit! Few guys can deliver it. No woman wants a guy without any balls.

      • 48 53
        Submitted by skeezer on Feb 1, 12 at 12:09am

        ...until they marry them.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jan 31, 12 at 11:58am

    It also didnt help that you had your dick in your hand when you said it...

  • 67 56
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 31, 12 at 11:38am

    Points for being direct, but had you used "have sex" instead of "fuck" your chances probably would have been marginally better

  • 60 56
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 5:10pm

    he should have said "I need to see you in private before you leave" and let his body language talk for him..eye contact, lean in whisper into her ear so breath warms/tingles neck,hold her hand lightly, finger barely moving across her thumb then start to walk away and have your fingers slide very lightly across hers

    • 49 54
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 5:12pm

      shell follow and bam or she won't and you know it wasn't gunna be and you grab another beer and head back to friends

      • 44 48
        Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 31, 12 at 10:31pm

        This is why I love you. LOL!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by SammyiAmmy on Feb 1, 12 at 1:25am

    captain hindsight saves the day again

  • 58 60
    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Jan 31, 12 at 11:38am

    Sometimes you just gotta put it on the table.

    • 51 43
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 5:06pm

      when I slap it on the table it sounds like a side of beef hitting a dusty linoleum floor

  • 50 57
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 11:51am

    Try " I need to fuck you before I cum!"

  • 45 51
    Submitted by tasteofcanadian on Jan 31, 12 at 4:47pm

    Better chance =/= good chance

  • 45 60
    Submitted by honeybear32797 on Feb 1, 12 at 12:28am

    @nunubeast LMfAO, you make me laugh my friend... You make me laugh :3