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  • Points for being direct, but had you used "have sex" instead of "fuck" your chances probably would have been marginally better

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 31, 12 at 11:38am
  • It also didnt help that you had your dick in your hand when you said it...

    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jan 31, 12 at 11:58am
  • he should have said "I need to see you in private before you leave" and let his body language talk for him..eye contact, lean in whisper into her ear so breath warms/tingles neck,hold her hand lightly, finger barely moving across her thumb then start to walk away and have your fingers slide very lightly across hers

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 5:10pm
    • shell follow and bam or she won't and you know it wasn't gunna be and you grab another beer and head back to friends

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 5:12pm
  • Most guys only crime is being upfront and honest. Few women can accept that.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 31, 12 at 12:01pm
    • Bullshit! Few guys can deliver it. No woman wants a guy without any balls.

      Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 3:28pm
  • Sometimes you just gotta put it on the table.

    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Jan 31, 12 at 11:38am
    • when I slap it on the table it sounds like a side of beef hitting a dusty linoleum floor

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 31, 12 at 5:06pm
  • captain hindsight saves the day again

    Submitted by SammyiAmmy on Feb 1, 12 at 1:25am
  • Try " I need to fuck you before I cum!"

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 11:51am
  • Better chance =/= good chance

    Submitted by tasteofcanadian on Jan 31, 12 at 4:47pm
  • @nunubeast LMfAO, you make me laugh my friend... You make me laugh :3

    Submitted by honeybear32797 on Feb 1, 12 at 12:28am