I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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Points for being direct, but had you used "have sex" instead of "fuck" your chances probably would have been marginally better
It also didnt help that you had your dick in your hand when you said it...
Most guys only crime is being upfront and honest. Few women can accept that.
Bullshit! Few guys can deliver it. No woman wants a guy without any balls.
...until they marry them.
Sometimes you just gotta put it on the table.
when I slap it on the table it sounds like a side of beef hitting a dusty linoleum floor
he should have said "I need to see you in private before you leave" and let his body language talk for him..eye contact, lean in whisper into her ear so breath warms/tingles neck,hold her hand lightly, finger barely moving across her thumb then start to walk away and have your fingers slide very lightly across hers
shell follow and bam or she won't and you know it wasn't gunna be and you grab another beer and head back to friends
This is why I love you. LOL!
captain hindsight saves the day again
Try " I need to fuck you before I cum!"
Better chance =/= good chance
@nunubeast LMfAO, you make me laugh my friend... You make me laugh :3