As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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You've been...... Thunderfucked!
Try something besides missionary next time..... Then give yourself a pat on the back
That is what you get for bringing home the big ones, surprised he could touch his own back. Next time climb on top for your own safety.
6'2", 240 lbs on a large frame. it happens. especially if they are smaller.
this belongs on fml as well haha