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  • Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 23, 13 at 5:12pm

    Marry him!!

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      Submitted by smoothtalker on Apr 24, 13 at 11:21am

      ain't nobody got time for that

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    Submitted by TeepeeGirl on Apr 24, 13 at 1:15am

    That is one talented penis!!! Wait.....maybe she didn't mean the flowers were around the daiquiri.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 23, 13 at 11:00pm

    Hmmm I normally on stir people's drink with my dick when I DONT LIKE them.. Not the other way around and definitely not to be sexy. If you like this stuff, I'd really hate to see you try an act sexy.