No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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ain't nobody got time for that
That is one talented penis!!! Wait.....maybe she didn't mean the flowers were around the daiquiri.
Hmmm I normally on stir people's drink with my dick when I DONT LIKE them.. Not the other way around and definitely not to be sexy. If you like this stuff, I'd really hate to see you try an act sexy.