So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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You're like smokey the bear.
Right, the condom part of that story is what gets red flagged.
Get a grip dude.